<FLHerne>
.mission add One of your technicians is on an unusually high salary because she's worked there forever, so you fire her.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: One of your technicians is on an unusually high salary because she's worked there forever, so you fire her.
<FLHerne>
Why do organizations keep doing this? It never ends well
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add On the plus side, you generated vast wealth for the shareholders.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: On the plus side, you generated vast wealth for the shareholders.
<KrazyKrl>
FLHerne: ^
<FLHerne>
well, yeah, but the consequences of lost knowledge and morale nearly always cost more than the savings
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<FLHerne>
even in purely financial terms
<KrazyKrl>
You're thinking too long-term. The only thing that matters is the quarterly earnings report.
<sandbox>
missed it
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You forget to patch the cones. You jump 20 ft into the air and then scatter yourself over a large area.
<Althego>
conics
<Althego>
not cones
<Althego>
or is it intentional?
<sandbox>
conical
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You accidentally install Atom instead of RSS. Your announcement speech contains a fluff line about casting one's eyes skyward, leading to an unfortunate incident with Tindun Kerman and a catapult.
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<raptop>
!outcome add Kálmán filters out your suggestions as just so much noise.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Kálmán filters out your suggestions as just so much noise.
<raptop>
sandbox: a far too plausible set of mishaps
<raptop>
!outcome SHODAN
<LunchBot>
SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)
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