<FLHerne>
.outcome add Kerbal Dalliard and you are to detonate your relatives and fly to Duna.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Kerbal Dalliard and you are to detonate your relatives and fly to Duna.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The remains of your ship and crew make landfall, in several senses of the term.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The remains of your ship and crew make landfall, in several senses of the term.
<FLHerne>
(no-one's getting that reference)
<Pinkbeast>
It's rarely good to be making a reference and then having to draw attention to it
<raptop>
Good pun, no idea on the reference
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attach a couple hundred dozen RCS ports to your space station in an attempt to spin faster. You develop a screwed opinion on computer operating systems.
<XXCoder>
I spun so hard I got screwed brain
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<FLHerne>
Pinkbeast: I felt it stands perfectly well on its own too
<FLHerne>
partly the comment was to avoid taking credit for the pun ;-_
<FLHerne>
)
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<Mat2ch>
Germany might be one of the weirdest countries out there. Parts of it had a holiday yesterday, other parts have a holiday today. And some don't have any holiday.
<Mat2ch>
So, if you call someone right now here and you don't know where exactly it's a Heisenberg call.
<Althego>
hehe
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You get a gravity assist from Jool. Due to a bit of serendipity; you already own a usable guillotine.
<Eddi|zuHause>
why would somebody use a ; in a sentence?
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bill forgets to charge his Zune. You are caught playing KSP at work for the fourth time and fired on the spot.
<Mat2ch>
Dang. Bill noticed
<Eddi|zuHause>
he wouldn't have, if he didn't have to go charge his zune.
<Mat2ch>
:(
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
KSC Disaster Documentaries asks you to re-create your greatest failures. You unconditionally surrender to the tardigrades.
<Althego>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
So surrendering to them again?
<Althego>
nobody can defeat the tardigrades
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<Eddi|zuHause>
in order to properly recreate it, it must have the same outcome.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You get your dog a bowl that reads "man" Not all those who wander are lost, but you certainly seem to be.
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<raptop>
The bnuuys might have a shot against the tardigrades
<Eddi|zuHause>
the what?
<Althego>
i guess rabbits
<Althego>
i dont know why
<raptop>
those. mostly because they're on the moon already
<raptop>
well, maybe
<raptop>
it's a mythology reference
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/"man"/"man"./
<LunchBot>
New text is: You get your dog a bowl that reads "man".
<Eddi|zuHause>
not sure what that's supposed to mean, anyway
<raptop>
next: Teaching a dog to engage in bipedal movement?
<Eddi|zuHause>
"bipedal" sounds like a bike :)
<Mat2ch>
Interesting. I thought the bot adds the full stop automatically if it's not there
<raptop>
on a related note: firefox really should come with defaults that realize that one almos never means "velocipede" when they type "velociraptor"
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You show pictures from your awesome mission to your physics professor, and ask if they'll count for partial credit on the homework you didn't do while you were playing KSP. You mission fails due to lack of exclamation points.
<raptop>
That's not why I'd have expected it to fail, but okay
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcom fixup s/You/Your/
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/You/Your/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Your mission fails due to lack of exclamation points.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i would also change "exclamation points" to "exclamation marks"
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<FLHerne>
Why? No-one calls them that
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/;/,/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Due to a bit of serendipity, you already own a usable guillotine.
<FLHerne>
hm
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/,//
<LunchBot>
New text is: Due to a bit of serendipity you already own a usable guillotine.
<FLHerne>
I suspect that's an XXCoder outcome - he likes grammatically dubious semicolons
<XXCoder>
not mine
<XXCoder>
english is my second language btw
<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: it does, but only when there isn't already punctuation, and the " counts
<FLHerne>
XXCoder: yeah, the results of me trying to write missions in <any non-English language> would be far worse :D
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<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: Ah!
<Mat2ch>
raptop got eaten by a bot!
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You put some fake names on the books, pocket their pay, and use it to bribe inspectors to ignore the infraction until you can find the additional crew.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You put some fake names on the books, pocket their pay, and use it to bribe inspectors to ignore the infraction until you can find the additional crew.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You design a custom tech tree based on the Rockwell Integrated Development Plan. Jeb goes bungee jumping using your core rope memory.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
rope memory must be one of the new tech tree items?