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<FLHerne> The resulting spacecraft fleet uses far too much gravity at once, tripping the breaker.
<FLHerne> .outcome add The resulting spacecraft fleet uses far too much gravity at once, tripping the breaker.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The resulting spacecraft fleet uses far too much gravity at once, tripping the breaker.
<FLHerne> hm
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/breaker./planetary breaker. At least you can reset it yourself -- if you overloaded the main solar fuse it would need a tech callout from the gravity company.
<LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/breaker./planetary breaker. At least you can reset it yourself -- if you overloaded the main solar fuse it would need a tech callout from the gravity company./
<LunchBot> New text is: The resulting spacecraft fleet uses far too much gravity at once, tripping the planetary breaker. At least you can reset it yourself -- if you overloaded the main solar fuse it would need a tech callout from the gravity company.
<FLHerne> bleh
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<raptop> Urgh, I don't want to think of what the next gravity bill is going to be
<Izzy> this will be terrible for the economy
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<packbart> we're never going to pay back the increasing entropy debt, anyway
<Eddi|zuHause> i think that's one of the laws of thermodynamics :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You launch the KASA Marmite Explorer. FLHerne's spacebar breaks.
<Eddi|zuHause> a bar brawl in the space bar about marmite? :p
<Izzy> too many stages required to get enough dV out of yeast extract
<XXCoder> ;mission add You try to lower gravity to save money.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You try to lower gravity to save money.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You use Blackboard to explain your findings to your fellow kerbals. Scolar_Visari no longer recognizes you as a Son (and/or Daughter) of Kerbin.
<XXCoder> hmmm
<Eddi|zuHause> you might have done a blasphemy or something equally outrageous
<XXCoder> hymm maybe one of symbols was offensive'
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You research quantum flubber sneakers. AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'
<XXCoder> it quantium tunneled away
<Althego> jeje
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> a python outcome
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You ask "what's the worst that could happen?" out loud. The planet is destroyed by an amused octopus.
<Eddi|zuHause> i deserved that.
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<Althego> hehe
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You outsource the assembly of your rockets to a group of garden gnomes on steroids. A hungry red fox gets loose in your capsule, eats all your snacks, and bites you when you try to stuff it back into the cargo bay.
<packbart> could have been worse, could have been a big bad wolf
<Eddi|zuHause> or an evil stepmother.
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Error code: SEC_ERROR_EXPIRED_CERTIFICATE
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Error code: SEC_ERROR_EXPIRED_CERTIFICATE
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome file
<LunchBot> The linux file manager starts on boot.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add FileNotFound.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: FileNotFound.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You replace your rocket's wiring with a Type III superconductor. Betty gives you a sink rate of ★★⯪☆☆.
<Althego> what is type 3 superconductor?
<Mat2ch> I have no idea. But Betty is not interested in it
<Eddi|zuHause> google only knows III-V semiconductors
<Althego> completely different
<Mat2ch> the joke is that there is no type II superconductor.
<Eddi|zuHause> so it's like "these amps go to 11" type of joke?
<Althego> well, there can be, we just dont know it yet. type ii was a surprise too
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You outsource the assembly of your rockets to a group of garden gnomes on steroids. Kerbals nuke Earth from orbit, just to be sure.
<Eddi|zuHause> the overclocked gnomes seem to have gotten out of hand
<Mat2ch> Garden gnomes should be nuked from orbit.
<FLHerne> .outcome add It's fortunate that your cargo includes a shipment of carbide-tipped circular saws.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: It's fortunate that your cargo includes a shipment of carbide-tipped circular saws.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You run out of duct tape. Bob is perturbed.
<Eddi|zuHause> one would assume Bill is the duct tape guy
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<Mat2ch> !mission add You take the mission assignment to intercept an asteroid too serious.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You take the mission assignment to intercept an asteroid too serious.
<packbart> inter-ception!
<darsie> what?
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to ascend from Kerbol's surface. You miss your skew-flip and collide wtih Eve at 40 km/s.
<raptop> Okay, it's pretty funny that *that* is where things go wrong
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You submit a budget request using a mix of Comic Sans and Papyrus. You hit a bubbled Steven Universe with your spaceplane.
<Mat2ch> who the heck is Steven Universe?
<Althego> i hate the algerian font with passion
<Althego> i never got why people hated comic sans
<Althego> but algerian, mand i hate that
<Althego> probably because it wasnt unicode and many people liked it, and made all sorts of signs with incorrect accents, since it lacked ő and ű
<Mat2ch> Nah, I just hated it because it's not "clean".
<packbart> Steven can summon an incredibly durable bubble. The bubble encases him and others that he is protecting.
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<Eddi|zuHause> there was a time when comic sans was used completely unironically, before it became a meme to hate on it
<FLHerne> .mission You are pressured into consuming just one wafer-thin mint.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "You are pressured into consuming just one wafer-thin mint.".
<FLHerne> .mission add You are pressured into consuming just one wafer-thin mint.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You are pressured into consuming just one wafer-thin mint.
<darsie> .mission mint
<LunchBot> You taste Minmus to see if it really is mint ice cream.
<darsie> .mission mint
<LunchBot> You start a business selling Minmus mint ice cream.
<darsie> .mission mint
<LunchBot> You taste Minmus to see if it really is mint ice cream.
<darsie> .mission mint
<LunchBot> You start a business selling Minmus mint ice cream.
<darsie> .mission mint
<LunchBot> You are pressured into consuming just one wafer-thin mint.
<raptop> !outcome cil
<LunchBot> Apple's largest production facility is mysteriously melted by boosters.
<raptop> !outcome cila
<LunchBot> You converted Minmus from mint to cilantro.
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<Eddi|zuHause> is that a monty python reference?
<raptop> the wafer-thin mint looks like one
<raptop> the cilantro is one of the many bad outcomes I've added
<Eddi|zuHause> yes, i meant the wafer one
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You grab a kerbal with two Klaws. You install automated farming and manufacturing equipment, break down Kerbals and use their biomass for other purposes.
<Eddi|zuHause> that is... weirdly coherent
<Eddi|zuHause> but maybe backwards
<raptop> yeah
<darsie> Could a mod spawn arbitrary parts in 'flight'?
<packbart> Possibly. Contracts do
<packbart> or what are you looking for?
<darsie> not sure. Just chatted with ChatGPT about self replicating machines ...
<darsie> Maybe add a part to the game that requires resources to spawn parts.
<packbart> GC or EL
<darsie> hm?
<packbart> GlobalConstructions and Extraplanetary Launchpads are mods that have parts "that requires resources to spawn parts". or whole vessels or subassemblies
<packbart> possibly self-replicating
<packbart> (although they need at least one egineer-in-a-can but that can be an internal can with all hatches obstructed :)
<packbart> nothing a patch couldn't fix, though
<darsie> :) An engineer is fine.
<darsie> Yeah, a launch pad spawns rockets.
<Mat2ch> Duplicating engineers should be possible with some of the habitat mods. :D
<darsie> Engineers spawn all over the place.
<packbart> I only ever built one ISRU base with an internal non-replaceable engineer
<Pinkbeast> "For the love of God, Montresor!"
<packbart> darsie: the main "problem" is that resources are infinite
<darsie> Why is that a problem? We still need to extract them with a drill or so.
<packbart> I could see how to script a vessel that drill for ore (add more converter chain if you want) and once it has a certain amount, makes a copy of itself that seeks out a new place to drill
<packbart> but that will just spawn an infinite number, infi-eventually
<packbart> Kerbin will not be consumed into computronium
<darsie> Yeah, it might grow exponentially.
<darsie> Exponential growth may be incompatible with circular growth.
<darsie> But we don't need too many resources/parts.
<darsie> Putting one replicator on every body might be too boring.
<darsie> Hmm, maybe I could make a Tylo ground<->orbit shuttle with high TWR, refuelling on Tylo.
<darsie> Hmm, I guess that would have to be two stage, like Starship.
<darsie> Need a first stage landing mod.
<darsie> kos automated :)
<Mat2ch> Tylo is easy to do with one stage
<Mat2ch> even without refueling
<Mat2ch> Without the atmosphere it's just a matter of size
<darsie> But a shuttle has to go to orbit and then land, too.
<Mat2ch> Make it even bigger :D
<darsie> It might require more stages, yes.
<darsie> I wondered how realistic a generic orbit (or even deorbit) kos script would be. Calculating the ascent from the stage masses, fuel, engines.
<Izzy> my "deorbit from station" script uses trajectories to aim a craft at the KSC using a node to lower the Pe to just above the atmosphere and another to drop it to 55000 once it's just above the atmosphere
<darsie> Also a script for a fast ascent and dock with station would be cool :).
<darsie> Like rendezvous with the station with the circularization burn.
<packbart> MechJeb used to do that with "launch to rendezvous". I haven't tried it in a while
<Izzy> I haven't got that but I have one that minimises the delay between circularisation and the transfer burn
<packbart> I had a kRPC script for that. Launch with MechJeb, approach station, activate docking autopilot
<Izzy> needs less precision on ascent
<Pinkbeast> MechJeb isn't really doing deep analysis of the ship, though, it just assumes you built something capable
<packbart> aye. parameter adjustments might be needed
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