raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.4.1 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
<raptop> F
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<Kalpa> K?
<raptop> I mean, I guess we could press K to pay respects
<XXCoder> kline for respects
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<Eddi|zuHause> k-line might be a tiny bit more extreme than a netsplit :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Good fight, good night.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Good fight, good night.
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<XXCoder> ;outcome add Craft suddenly disappears, being K-Lined.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Craft suddenly disappears, being K-Lined.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You hire a Vogon Constructor Fleet to destroy the Mun so it will never get in the way of your important missions again. Your keyboard breaks down at the moment you try to deploy your chutes.
<XXCoder> hmmm vogons is lacking chutes so dunno
<packbart> at least you can't blame the Mun
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<Althego> leet time
<darsie> .
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You dock an asteroid with Kerbin. This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.
<packbart> at least there's a deadline, then
<packbart> quite literally, probably
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<darsie> Where's my orbit? http://0x0.st/HWgv.png
<darsie> ahh, now it's there.
<darsie> .mission add You get some food during a 7 minute burn.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You get some food during a 7 minute burn.
<darsie> .mission del You get some food during a 7 minute burn.
<LunchBot> Deleted mission: "You get some food during a 7 minute burn."
<darsie> .mission add After idling for a year you get some food during a 7 minute burn.
<LunchBot> Added mission: After idling for a year you get some food during a 7 minute burn.
<darsie> .outcome add After successfully putting the satellite in orbit and receiving your money you go to the tracking station and terminate the satellite.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: After successfully putting the satellite in orbit and receiving your money you go to the tracking station and terminate the satellite.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You watch Goldeneye on an unshielded particle accelerator, and are subjected to inconceivable levels of Brosmic Radiation.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You watch Goldeneye on an unshielded particle accelerator, and are subjected to inconceivable levels of Brosmic Radiation.
<raptop> ...what happens to those satellites that you terminate, anyway? Do they get fed to the kraken?
<SporkWitch> pretty much; obviously if we just blew them up it'd be even worse for Kessler Syndrome, hence why we're still pissed at china for that anti-satellite missile test
<raptop> . o O (In KSP, we end satellites by feeding them to the deep space kraken. In real life, we feed them to regular krakens.)
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to reduce your trajectory calculations to a quadratic equation. Reddit implodes. It may or may not be your fault.
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<FLHerne> .outcome add The most tiresome of pettifoggers might question whether this constitutes absolute best practice.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The most tiresome of pettifoggers might question whether this constitutes absolute best practice.
<Mat2ch> Oh, I clicked that link 3 s before launch
<Althego> the official stream wasnt the fastest
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You're a complete idiot and you're fired.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You're a complete idiot and you're fired.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You launch an unamused octopus into orbit to spy on everyone. The sheep steal your nukes.
<darsie> Build a new surface outpost on Duna. Have three tourists on the outpost.
<raptop> I'm going to assume that the outpost consists of 3 chairs and the equipment to land it in one piece
<darsie> Not doing that contract.
<darsie> Need tourists from other contracts ... and do their trips, too ...
<darsie> It's a weird requirement.
<darsie> Kerbals, ok, but tourists.
<darsie> Ima recover a mastodon from Minmus ...
<darsie> I guess it's a mastodon. 5 t, 3.8*2.5*2.5 m.
<darsie> Will it be lying or standing?
<darsie> I'll bring 5 engineers and mount it as my engine :).
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<darsie> https://0x0.st/HWl-.png I can't move the tank or the Mastodon, even though it's not too heavy for the 5 engineers.
<darsie> Lacking the 'storagepart' (?) tag intentionally?