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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You suggest terraforming an icy moon. There can be only one solution: 10-molar aqueous HCl.
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<raptop>
In case anyone is confused about the intermediate steps, you're supposed to dissolve in HCl people who suggest terraforming icy moons
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<JVFoxy>
hopefully someone doesn't literally take that as dissolving people in HCL
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<X>
You could also just expose organic material to pure chlorine gas. It should produce HCl on contact with water.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You travel 160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are stationary. The event horizon created was crossed unnoticed.
<XXCoder>
I was bored and asleep when ship crossed it
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<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe dissolving HCl is exothermic and could heat up the icy moon?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an ellipsis... Despite all the explosions, the mission is deemed a success.
<Eddi|zuHause>
...
<XXCoder>
nice!
<Eddi|zuHause>
the real ellipsis was the intermediat steps we left out on the way.
<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You perturb the Magic Boulder. A beaver takes up residence in the flame trench and you can't get rid of it.
<XXCoder>
damned cursed boulder
<XXCoder>
why did I go there again?
<Eddi|zuHause>
at least you made a beaver habitat
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<FLHerne>
must be a very fire-resistant beaver
<FLHerne>
or did you perturb the Boulder into blocking the flame trench?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You skim Jool's atmosphere. Geodesics cannot accurately describe the trajectories of your debris.
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<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
oops went in too deep
<Althego>
actually true with the geodesics, since the debris inside the atmosphere behaves according to aerodynamics
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You cross the threshold from aerodynamics into the fantastic world of thermodynamics.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You cross the threshold from aerodynamics into the fantastic world of thermodynamics.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Bill opens an email attachment from "B0B KERMAN" entitled "ScienceData.XML.EXE".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill opens an email attachment from "B0B KERMAN" entitled "ScienceData.XML.EXE".
<umaxtu>
uh oh
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<HappySkillington>
Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey in Their Steamy Hot Minecraft World Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber explore a Minecraft world and end up having a threesome with Edna Skilton, an English teacher from Regina with saggy elbows who Alabama Hot Pockets Mariah Carey! https://justpaste.it/MariahCareyMinecraftALHotPocket
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<Eddi|zuHause>
well, beavers are somewhat known for blocking trenches and stuff...
<Eddi|zuHause>
KrazyKrl: it's probably fine, unless they're running Windows, Outlook and Active Directory. like every major institution and company ever...
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You plan a mission inspired by the latest IRC spam message.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You plan a mission inspired by the latest IRC spam message.
<FLHerne>
let's hope it's not that one
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<Eddi|zuHause>
rule 34?
<Mat2ch>
lol
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In a misunderstanding of the concept of "multithreading", you are banned from the forums for spamming. You end up with acute mental disorders.
<Mat2ch>
Eh
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A gray-suit "accidentally" backs into a fully armed and operational klaw. GreeningGalaxy explodes, becoming an improbably-colored quasar.
<Eddi|zuHause>
also rule 34.
<Pinkbeast>
I thought she always was an improbably-coloured quasar
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no Kerbal has gone before. #KSPOfficial is depopulated within hours.
<raptop>
blarg, looks like we got edified again
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
maybe too many redshirts
<raptop>
I guess if we can fix the cloning machine...
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to be here more often. You activate the self-destruct sequence and all's right with the world!
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
now this was contradictory for once
<raptop>
The self-destruct sequence was activated on the rocket that would be used to leave here
<KrazyKrl>
It's pretty obvious you activate the self-destruct on everything that isn't here.
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<b1ldramer>
Garfield Has Sex with Nermal in Minecraft - Garfield lures Nermal into a Minecraft world and gangbangs him with Steve, the Ender Dragon, and Creeper. https://justpaste.it/Garfield_Sex_Nermal_Minecraft
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<Althego>
heh not again
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<b1ldramer>
Garfield Has Sex with Nermal in Minecraft - Garfield lures Nermal into a Minecraft world and gangbangs him with Steve, the Ender Dragon, and Creeper. https://justpaste.it/Garfield_Sex_Nermal_Minecraft
<raptop>
come on, trying to impersonate an actual user's name?
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<Althego>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
!8ball Should people listen to me more?
<LunchBot>
No idea; the NSF thread about that turned into a flamewar and got locked.
<Mat2ch>
Sounds about right.
<raptop>
The bot recommends against trolling the NSF forums
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You write a bot that could pass the turing test, configure it to talk trollishly about KSP and unleash it on #KSPOfficial. The terrier tastes terrible.
<Mat2ch>
Not going to question that.
<raptop>
Let's talk about the use of a denatonium benzoate coating to improve thermal emission!