02:38 <XXCoder> ;mission

02:38 <LunchBot> You set about to start an intergalactic space war using nothing but flamethrowers. Millions of small needles rain down across the countrysides.

02:38 <XXCoder> dang thats strong counterattack

02:54 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

02:54 <LunchBot> You ignore the exponential nature of the rocket equation. You suffer a magical nasty accident involving a prow.

02:56 <raptop> Surprisingly this has some missing intermediate steps

03:09 <Eddi|zuHause> that's why magic got involved

06:26 <XXCoder> ;mission

06:26 <LunchBot> You build a hyper-realistic capsule simulator to play KSP in. It has all the gauges and buttons shown in IVA, a multi-axis hydraulic thing to simulate g-forces, and a large bomb. You are run over by a hype train.

06:27 <XXCoder> I guess capsule had too much hype and actually sucked

11:13 <Eddi|zuHause> i'm not convinced it matters to a hype train whether the thing actually sucks

11:13 <darsie> hyperloop?

11:16 <Eddi|zuHause> if you're run over by a hyperloop some other things have seriouly gone wrong before :p

11:17 <Eddi|zuHause> but that definitely involves some kind of "sucking" :p

11:25 <Pinkbeast> hyperloop> has Elmo admitted it was vapourware yet?

11:25 <Althego> hehe elmo

11:26 <Althego> he never wanted to build it

11:26 <Althego> just put the idea there

11:26 <Althego> which was about 100 years old already

11:28 <darsie> Elmo is a red Muppet character on the long-running children's television show Sesame Street.[3]

11:29 <Althego> i know it is a character, but it was obvious that name was aimed at elon

12:02 <Mat2ch> Hyperloop is still a good idea, if done correctly. But doing it correctly is the hard part with humans and all the politics.

12:50 <darsie> I'd be worried about earthquakes.

12:51 <darsie> I even thought about suspending one 50-100 m under the ocean surface, suspended on floats, connecting continents.

12:53 <Izzy> it seems like an interesting idea but the rumor is that it was mainly suggested to stop an actual planned railway project

13:08 <umaxtu> Izzy you mean CHSR?

13:08 <darsie> To sell more Teslas?

13:11 <Mat2ch> A car guy wanting to sell more cars is just normal

13:12 <Mat2ch> Capitalism will save the train line. I'm sure.

15:56 <sandbox> !mission

15:56 <LunchBot> Your stargate stops rotating. Your treatment of your kerbals results in automatic failure of the Voight-Kampff test.

16:06 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

16:06 <LunchBot> You attempt to pet the UmbralRaptor. Even weeks later, you find mun dust in places where it shouldn't be.

16:06 <Eddi|zuHause> was a dusty raptor

16:08 <Mat2ch> Has been playing in the craters again

16:08 <Althego> hehe

18:57 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDGtcgnQbg

20:24 <rapeseed> Read about Governor Samuel Garcia and Naruto's sexual relationship! Check out the exerpt here and click on the link to read the whole thing!

20:24 <rapeseed> But Samuel Garcia wasn't done yet. He pulled Naruto into one of the bathroom stalls and began to fist him with a rough, insistent force. Naruto cried out with a mix of pain and pleasure as Samuel Garcia's hand stretched him open, his body shaking with intense sensations. As they continued to explore each other's bodies, Naruto couldn't help but feel a sense of taboo excitement. He knew that what they were doing was dangerous and could ruin both

20:24 <rapeseed> of their reputations, but he couldn't resist the intense pleasure that Samuel Garcia brought him. 

20:24 <rapeseed> After they finished, Samuel Garcia casually picked the little bits of undigested corn and shrimp tails from the ramen that Naruto had eaten earlier and licked them off his fingers, savoring the flavor. Naruto felt a mix of disgust and arousal as he watched Samuel Garcia, but he knew that he couldn't deny the passion that existed between them. https://justpaste.it/Naruto_Makes_Love_Samuel_Garcia

20:27 <packbart> I don't get the intention of these spams. do they sell anything?

20:29 <Mat2ch> Either scam or hacking attempt.

20:30 <darsie> Or bored or angry at the network.

20:34 <rapeseed> Read about Edna Skilton rubbing her dripping Saskatchewanian cooter all on Richard Simmon's fro while he is knocked out by drugs! Check out the exerpt here and click on the link to read the whole thing!

20:34 <rapeseed> Once they arrived at her hotel room, Edna quickly undressed Richard and placed him in her bed. She then stripped down to her bra and panties, revealing her massive, supple elbows, which were tattooed with the areolas and nipples. She placed each elbow next to Richard's bratwurst and began to give him a Puñeta Skiltoniana, moving her elbows up and down to stimulate him. As she did so, she grinded her ***, wet Canadian beaver into his face and

20:34 <rapeseed> forehead, feeling electrified as the kinky hairs of Simmons's afro tickled her labia and beaver tongue.

20:34 <rapeseed> Edna continued to stroke Richard's hair with her muffler and screamed and mooed as she neared climax. Richard was barely conscious, but he managed to moan in pleasure as Edna pleasured him with her unique technique. Edna continued to ride Richard's face, feeling more and more aroused by the minute. https://pastes.io/3zb8ipyqbv

20:37 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: nah, the links are what they say they are

20:38 <FLHerne> I think it just amuses them to spam us with smut

20:38 <FLHerne> fwiw, they do discuss the content and take suggestions :p

20:54 <packbart> so, just a sad lonely person on IRC then

21:12 <FLHerne> aren't we all?

21:49 <Mat2ch> Story of the internet?

22:06 <packbart> !mission

22:06 <LunchBot> You finally receive your rocket licence. You decide it's probably something to do with quantum.

22:07 <packbart> \o/

22:07 <packbart> Quantum Rocket Licence is the best