<X>
I flew to Albuquerque to see the eclipse. Any advice from anyone?
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Icefire gets fed up with silly missions and outcomes. Mechjeb attempts to stage a robot uprising with your rovers.
<XXCoder>
in least it arent terminators
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe they're nuclear rovers?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light. You were launched off of the edge of the disc, but returned miraculously.
<Eddi|zuHause>
lously
<Eddi|zuHause>
i can't tell how many layers of intentional misspellings deep that is.
<Althego>
i think it is correct
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<packbart>
The Internet agrees
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to recreate Project Orion. For you, failure is not only an option - it's, like, absolutely mandatory.
<packbart>
it is, if it's supposed to be a realistic recreation
<packbart>
won't even launch once
<Eddi|zuHause>
history must be repeated.
<Eddi|zuHause>
it
<Eddi|zuHause>
's after all crazy to do the same thing and expect a different outcome
<Eddi|zuHause>
because that's totally not how you'd detect outside influences
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<kremlin>
hello again, ksp returner here -- is CKAN still "good enough" or do y'all reccoment switching to (bleh) curse
<Mat2ch>
ckan is still the go to to manage your mods.
<kremlin>
thank god. ive used curse for another game and it made me want to slam my arms in a car door
<kremlin>
& CKAN rocks
<kremlin>
no f#%*^#in stupid spyware
<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno, CKAN has plenty of issues...
<packbart>
but it's a lot less pain than updating everything manually
<Mat2ch>
ckan is still being developed
<packbart>
itsan alpha!
<packbart>
sorry, wrong "game" :)
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Lucky for you, you're not what they call a "Licensed Urologist."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Lucky for you, you're not what they call a "Licensed Urologist."
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You type "/mission" and start wondering why the bot has you ignored.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You type "/mission" and start wondering why the bot has you ignored.
<packbart>
I remember The Mannheim Uroband. Licensed urologists singing about their trade
<kremlin>
7 m/s is just a liiiiitle too much for these fuckers.
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<packbart>
needs moar retro-boosters
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<FLHerne>
.mission add Dieter Kerman accidentally fills your spaceplane's water tanks with kerosene.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Dieter Kerman accidentally fills your spaceplane's water tanks with kerosene.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The manifestation of David Kerman tries to convey to you that something wonderful is going to happen. You crash and burn, both figuratively and literally.
<Eddi|zuHause>
what's worse? filling the water tank with kerosene, or filling the kerosene tank with water?
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<Mat2ch>
Depends.
<Mat2ch>
Filling the water tank with kerosene is bad if you think about other people.
<Mat2ch>
Filling the kerosene tank with water is worse if you only care about where the kerosene is usally burnt.
<darsie>
If you fill the kerosene tank with water you could call it a water rocket.
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<FLHerne>
Eddi|zuHause: filling the water tank with kerosene was pretty bad, it caused both engines to explode just after takeoff
<FLHerne>
I think on average filling a kerosene tank with water is less likely to have catastrophic results
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You violate the CTBT. It's probably something to do with quantum.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wait weeks for that one mod to update. You wonder why you're putting all this effort into a game when there are so many real-life problems to solve.
<Mat2ch>
That - again - is too close to reality for me.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to launch while your cat sits on your keybo+----------------------------------------------++++------- An emergency rover brings you to the emergency room where we are now.
<darsie>
:)
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<darsie>
Is it cheating to take contracts to expand a space station just to take it apart for the next such contract? :) http://0x0.st/H405.png
<FLHerne>
darsie: does that fool it into not increasing the number of occupants required for the next contract?
<FLHerne>
That does sound a bit cheaty
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<darsie>
yes :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You think you know everything, which can be very annoying sometimes. Traceback: Subroutine 'BurnRockets()' takes 1 parameter, none provided.