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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You do an aileron roll! A company on Kerbin starts selling Kraken plushies and makes billions overnight.
<Eddi|zuHause> cool story bro.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You organize Kerbtoberfest.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You organize Kerbtoberfest.
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<raptop> !outcome add No kerbals were harmed in the creation of this mission.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: No kerbals were harmed in the creation of this mission.
<XXCoder> lol
<XXCoder> ;mission add You try to create a mission plan without harming Kerbals.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You try to create a mission plan without harming Kerbals.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You torture your torque elementals with electricity to see what happens. Despite a series of investigations, no-one is ever quite sure why.
<XXCoder> yeah not even I know why I do that
<raptop> gyroscopes are magic?
<XXCoder> apparently
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Your DIY AI names the latest rocket Doomed. You can't find a crucial part, because it was put away in the correct place and you never considered it might actually be there.
<Eddi|zuHause> that happens more often than you'd expect
<darsie> Some small parts can disappear in fake surfaces.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission The math should now finnally work out. You think.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "The math should now finnally work out. You think.".
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add The math should now finnally work out. You think.
<LunchBot> Added mission: The math should now finnally work out. You think.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/nn/n/
<LunchBot> New text is: The math should now finally work out. You think.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> In a misunderstanding of the concept of "multithreading," you are banned from the forums for spamming. The vegetable locker breaks open and starts leeking.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/,"/",/
<LunchBot> New text is: In a misunderstanding of the concept of "multithreading", you are banned from the forums for spamming.
<Eddi|zuHause> don't try to tell me the other one is "correct"
<Azander> per AP's Style guide your correction is correct
<FLHerne> .outcome add Your course correction is incorrect.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your course correction is incorrect.
<FLHerne> .outcome add Jeb's execution is faultless.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb's execution is faultless.
<Eddi|zuHause> ambiguous wording is ambiguous
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You are informed of the exploitability of stock jet engines and proceed to attempt to capitalize on this discovery. Sandbox sandboxes in sandbox.
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<FLHerne> .outcome add The global economy collapses for totally unrelated reasons.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The global economy collapses for totally unrelated reasons.
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You confuse brachistochrone and brachiosaur trajectories. Your heroic sacrifice in the name of science is remembered for generations.
<Mat2ch> !outcome add The global economy collapses for totally related reasons.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The global economy collapses for totally related reasons.
<Mat2ch> It had to be done.
<Mat2ch> :D
<packbart> !mission add Your gyros-scopes detect a faint but delicious odor in the vicinity.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your gyros-scopes detect a faint but delicious odor in the vicinity.
<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You take off like a boss. An unamused octopus watches your every move.
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<packbart> Like. A. Boss.
<FlyingSquirrelArms> Read about Edna Skilton date raping Richard Simmons! Exerpt: As the game progressed, Edna couldn't help but notice Richard's perfectly toned physique and his Simmonin buns that looked like they were sculpted by the gods themselves. She found herself getting *** and bothered, and her Canadian beaver started to drip profusely as if it were being teased with melted poutine curds filling it until its clitoral tongue tingled with ecstasy.
<FlyingSquirrelArms> https://pastes.io/3zb8ipyqbv
<packbart> Althego: do the thing :)
<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> Your power grab was mostly in good faith, but Gene doesn't see it that way. Due to gravitational lensing, you miss your target.
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<raptop> blink
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> In an attempt to fix your staging, you fractalize your staging instead. The mystery goo in your hydraulics throw a foam party.
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raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.4.1 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
<raptop> hotfix for registry spam bug in KSP2 is out
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<packbart> oh, I thought 0.1.5 was out. but I only skimmed the forums
<raptop> Apparently additional partial fixes for orbital decay bugs also
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<sandbox_> !mission
<LunchBot> Val aborts the launch and starts the RTLS procedures. Only [DELETED] can help you now.
<FLHerne> Sounds accurate for how Shuttle pilots viewed RTLS
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You launch a mission to retrieve a surface sample from Jool. No one can know.
<XXCoder> yeah, jool having actual surface is a secret
<XXCoder> interesting
<XXCoder> they must have magic suits
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<packbart> KSP2 is infused with lots of magic by the fairies working on it or sumthin
<darsie> One day I'll upgrade debian and try KSP2 again.
<packbart> Jool always had a surface in KSP 1, too, I think? you just couldn't reach it safely without cheat-options
<darsie> I guess Jupiter has a surface.
<darsie> or do rocks that fall in dissolve in hydrogen?
<packbart> the Jovian Whales eat them
<raptop> last I saw, jupiter's core is probably fuzzy
<packbart> might be running into precision loss in the universe simulation
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<Eddi|zuHause> depends on what you're willing to call "surface"
<Eddi|zuHause> i mean, the sun has a "surface"
<darsie> ik, it's the heliopause.
<Eddi|zuHause> i suppose the question for jupiter is where you're drawing the distinction of "atmosphere"
<Eddi|zuHause> and last definition for the sun is "surface" is the part that we see glowing, then there's the corona which is the "atmosphere"
<Eddi|zuHause> last definition i heard
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<darsie> You missed the definition I just gave you ;).
<packbart> the mesopause isn't earth's surface, either
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<Eddi|zuHause> darsie: i heard. but i doubt your status as a defining body :p
<darsie> :)
<Eddi|zuHause> anyway, on earth you have a core, a mantle, a crust, a troposphere, and various more layers
<Eddi|zuHause> and we're not really sure how much of that can be sanely mapped onto jupiter
<packbart> and it
<packbart> err
<packbart> it's all quite different from planets in KSP 2 that are made of spheres
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