<LunchBot>
You use a halogen lamp to heat your fuel. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433MHz computer running Windows 98.
<raptop>
Oh boy, I can't wait to try out this new Kilrathi Space Program!
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You expose a plot by Big SRB to sell more SRBs. It hails probes on Kerbin.
<XXCoder>
looks like Big SRB is sending all probes we sent up using those SRBs
<raptop>
Big SRB is actually in the pocket of Big Probe (all hail)
<XXCoder>
shocked
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You look at the Magic Boulder for too long at a time. Jeb's EVA takes a wrong turn and leads to the destruction of the Mün.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i guess the magic boulder commanded it
<Eddi|zuHause>
asking for a friend... after you destroyed a mun, how to deal with the debris?
<Eddi|zuHause>
is there some space rug i can sweep it under?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You struggle to find a rug big enough to sweep things under.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You struggle to find a rug big enough to sweep things under.
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe that should have been a mission
<raptop>
It's one of those things that can work either way
<XXCoder>
space has false vacuum, vacuum has true vaccuum
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You press F to pay respects, not realizing that it temporarily disables your SAS. Your jets fail to start. Upon further checking, you discover that you installed aerospikes instead of shock cone intakes.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You hire a consultant named "Torgue" to give input on your rocket. UmbralRaptor tries to bite you.
<Eddi|zuHause>
probably some reference i'm not getting...
<Eddi|zuHause>
google suggests "a weaponmaker in borderlands"
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your rocket begins leaking your proprietary blend of Leaded-Asbestos-Boronated-Fluoroantimonic oxidizer. Even the water is on fire.
<Azander>
oh my.. I need that to make more fuel!!!
<FLHerne>
Eddi|zuHause: I remember that being mentioned when it was added - apparently his weapons are notable for having arbitrary and useless combinations of features
<FLHerne>
like precision long-range sights on a shotgun
<Althego>
hehe, fitting outcome
<Althego>
leaking oxidize rand then everything is on fire
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to hijack a fully-fueled and ready-to-launch rocket sitting on the pad. For that idea, you're tested for drugs.
<Althego>
rocket hijacking
<Althego>
not exactly a common crime
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<KrazyKrl>
FLHerne: All of torgue's weapons are explosive gyrojets, nothing is a normal boolet or energy bolt. "--BOOOOOOOOORING! You don't wanna hear about that, Vault Hunter! You wanna hear about LOOT! AND PECS! AND EXPLOSIONS! I'm Torgue, and I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!"
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<Eddi|zuHause>
well, for explosions, he's probably in the right game :p
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<FLHerne>
KrazyKrl: ah
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You find a loophole that exempts you from ethics. Your NTR leaves you for a sleeker, more powerful spacecraft.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You are imprisoned for inciting your own murder.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are imprisoned for inciting your own murder.
<raptop>
This sounds like something you just read a news article about
<Althego>
hehe the ntr joke
<FLHerne>
raptop: it was a while ago, but yes
<Eddi|zuHause>
there are countries where suicie is punishable :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
+d
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think i need a new keyboard, it keeps getting more common that letters are missing
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. This lays waste to everything not in sight.
<Eddi|zuHause>
very efficient indeed.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You test a theory whether every part of the universe that is not in your line of sight is destroyed and recreated as needed.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You test a theory whether every part of the universe that is not in your line of sight is destroyed and recreated as needed.
<FLHerne>
I don't think suicide as such was quite the point
<FLHerne>
14-year-old boy invented a weirdly complicated fictional scenario to trick his friend into stabbing him
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