<Eddi|zuHause>
last time i played i got very confused which one is the stock and which one the mod alarm clock. i think there was some weirdness between them
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You repeatedly play Star Wars sound effects to Werhner Von Kerman's mynah bird. The metaphor breaks your spine.
<Eddi|zuHause>
did it use the force to do it?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The time warp is cancelled.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The time warp is cancelled.
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<Izzy>
so I've been speccing out all the modules of the class 3 reusable nuclear shuttle that NASA sketched out in the 70s(?)
<Izzy>
got a dry weight of 40212kg, wet weight of 163000kg, an unladen dV of 13km/s and with a 40t transhab module as payload, 8650m/s, by my calculations
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Hardly anyone is expected to die, but Gene is against the plan anyway. Wuss. The front fell off.
<XXCoder>
and probably killed bunch of people
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Instead of adding canards to your aircraft, someone has instead drawn a crude map of Canada. A flock of geese asking for directions delay the launch. That guy who sold you the monorail gun apparently screwed you over.
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<Pinkbeast>
I've been to Dres! I discovered it is very easy to rove into the Dres canyon, very hard to get through it, and very hard to get back after you have decided getting through is impossible.
<Eddi|zuHause>
have you tried turning off the guidance computer and relying on your intuition?
<Mat2ch>
Did that. Got lost.
<Mat2ch>
But, ugh, after the third orbit around the sun, I finally asked for directions...
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use the EVA construction feature to peform a rapid unplanned assembly. You don't think it's fire. Fire would be a lot less drippy.
<Eddi|zuHause>
fire would almost certainly be unplanned though
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to make a KSP killer in Adventure Maker. This proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from Kerbin forever.
<Pinkbeast>
Eddi|zuHause: Inasmuch as my intuition was then not to go in the stupid canyon and rove around it
<Eddi|zuHause>
but how hard can it be?
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<raptop>
!outcome add You discover how hard that actually is.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You discover how hard that actually is.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install Deadly Reentry. KAIB announced that it was writing a safety digest into this incident. Having assessed further evidence which has come to light since this decision was taken, KAIB has now decided to carry out an investigation.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add The KAA grounds you forever.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The KAA grounds you forever.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You click a link in a spam email. The surface of Kerbin disappears, turning the planet into a naked singularity.
<Mat2ch>
First rule of IT security? Never click on links in spam emails!
<Azander>
no.. first rule is: don't click ANY link in email.
<Mat2ch>
Rule 0: Never read any of your emails, delete them immediately!
<raptop>
. o O (Kerbal Transportation Safety Board)
<Azander>
hwhwhwhw
<Azander>
hehehehehe
<FLHerne>
it amuses me that the KAA (at least two versions, CAA and FAA), KTSB and KAIB are all required
<FLHerne>
I think more world safety agencies that I missed
<sandbox>
how < this is all I had typed, I don't know why, and I don't know when
<raptop>
!mission KAEA
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "KAEA".
<raptop>
!outcome KAEA
<LunchBot>
The KAEA investigators are baffled.
<raptop>
...I'm 80% certain that I know what that's a reference to
<raptop>
sandbox: could be any of so many things
<FLHerne>
raptop: the pressure plate thing?
<FLHerne>
has to be, surely
<raptop>
yeah
<sandbox>
oh I know what it was
<sandbox>
how do you know that it's spam?
<raptop>
hm
<Azander>
easy. it was sent to you and you didn't request it.
<sandbox>
the first rule of spam club
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