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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You find the petrified Philosopher's Cactus. Your kerbal goes flying off at about 7x light speed.
<XXCoder>
dangerous cactus
<raptop>
some cacti are better left alone
<packbart>
well, if they are a viable method of FTL travel, I'm all for it
<XXCoder>
sorta need to slow down at end somehow
<raptop>
What if we put a cactus at each end?
<packbart>
probably need an Antiphilosopher's Cactus to slow down
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You screw maths, and brute-force it with a maneuver node and trajectories. Your acronyms sound like normal words, confusing everyone around you.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wiggle left and right to accelerate far beyond your wheels' maximum speed. Your exploits are made into a blockbuster movie. Reviewers complain that it would be very short if the protagonist didn't constantly make stupid choices.
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<XXCoder>
ohh thats glitch I never knew
<XXCoder>
movie about exploiting broken physics probably would be short anyway
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You change the safety ranking from "1 to 5 stars" to "O, A, F, G, M". You accidentally press ctrl-w instead of shift-w.
<XXCoder>
probably trying to type A
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<FLHerne>
I'm thinking Talladega Nights
<FLHerne>
but even sillier
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
According to one religion all Kerbals you meet are already dead, and enjoying an afterlife stocked with unlimited rocket parts. In your anger at the results, you flip a table.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You could make a religion out of this.
<LunchBot>
"You could make a religion out of this." is already a known outcome!
<Eddi|zuHause>
dangit :p
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt a Europa Report replica mission. You realise you're not actually flying a spacecraft and rather trying to get used to Windows 8.
<Althego>
leet time
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i don't think i ever tried to get used to windows 8
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano. Lucky for you, each of your bones have fragmented into many smaller bones.
<sandbox>
did you ever use XP MCE?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
what's that?
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<packbart>
"Media Center Edition" - probably not like Kodi
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You demand instrument landing system for the runway. But how?