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<raptop>
!choose friendship drive|blood drive
<LunchBot>
friendship drive
<raptop>
. o O (friends for the friend god!)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use regular expressions to parse HTML. Your parachute fails at the very end of the return to Kerbin, killing your crew.
<Eddi|zuHause>
can you check staging with regexp?
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<XXCoder>
dunno?
<XXCoder>
seem weird to lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You edit Slap.txt. Your rocket explodes while you're out having lunch.
<XXCoder>
bad edit I guess
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe the large trout left some unnoticed secondary damage
<XXCoder>
yep
<raptop>
cause of failure: large trout ingested into turbopump
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<raptop>
!8ball Do I *have* to fly safe?
<LunchBot>
It's Bob Hope or no hope, and Bob Hope's dead.
<Althego>
what does that even mean
<XXCoder>
when I was young there was cash, hope and jobs. we dont have em now
<XXCoder>
(johnny cash, bob hope, steve jobs)
<raptop>
Yeah, just a bunch of punning related to ideals and people's names
<Althego>
hehe
<XXCoder>
joke ends with "please do not let kevin bacon die"
<XXCoder>
;outcome add Things go bad, but thankfully kerman Bacon lived so it's all good.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Things go bad, but thankfully kerman Bacon lived so it's all good.
<raptop>
Hm, what's the KSP equivalent of an Erdős-Bacon number?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You foolishly oppose the Dream of the Sun. As a large language model, you are unable to plan this mission out properly.
<XXCoder>
AI mission planning. makes sense
<raptop>
It's all fun and games until the AI thinks that Jeb has 4.5 hands
<raptop>
(also, pay no attention to the nuclear raven in the mission)
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Unlike Gene, you're still perfectly whelmed and popleptic.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Unlike Gene, you're still perfectly whelmed and popleptic.
<raptop>
hah
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The real adventure were the intermediate steps not listed here.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The real adventure were the intermediate steps not listed here.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You murder Dunzor Kerman in Spaceplane Hangar with the LV-T30. The sand is coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere, including your turbopump bearings.
<XXCoder>
yeah burying body in sand wasnt one of my greatest ideas.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add Out of all the space centers in all the world, you step into this one.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Out of all the space centers in all the world, you step into this one.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You invent another clever name that #KSPOfficial should be renamed to. A groundbreaking research paper is written on the subject.
<Eddi|zuHause>
naming is hard.
<Mat2ch>
it is.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Jeb forgets to disarm the claymore mines surrounding the docking port, as per procedure.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb forgets to disarm the claymore mines surrounding the docking port, as per procedure.
<KrazyKrl>
Why does a docking port have claymores? Don't worry about it.
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<raptop>
Eddi|zuHause: But Will Sam Kerman play something nice on the piano?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
raptop: depends on the outcome :p
<raptop>
Alternatively, this *does* explain the smooth jazz in the VAB/SPH
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You "pspspsps" an SRB. Your rocket explodes, leaving pieces floating in air, having broken physics. You monster.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think that was the intended effect?
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You bolster your snacks' nutritional value by adding nitrogen triiodide. This is considered to be the toned-down and more humane option.
<XXCoder>
hmmm
<raptop>
The bot said it, so it must be true
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<Skilt0nElbows>
1-816-759-6694
<Skilt0nElbows>
Beyond the facade of Edna Skilton's English teacher persona in Regina lies a world of secrets and shadows. She is not merely an educator; she is a Royal Canadian Mounted Secret Agent, skilled in the art of deception and manipulation. With a nefarious plan in motion, she has set her sights on none other than Richard Simmons, a notorious figure of intrigue.
<Skilt0nElbows>
<Skilt0nElbows>
The catawba worm tree, a haunting presence in the secluded vicinity of Edna's vacation shack near Pine Bluff, Arkansas, stands as a twisted symbol of their unholy rendezvous. Its gnarled branches reach out like skeletal fingers, as if beckoning for the unspeakable acts that are about to unfold.
<Skilt0nElbows>
1 314-622-4800
<Skilt0nElbows>
1 314-622-4800
<Skilt0nElbows>
1 314-622-4800
<Skilt0nElbows>
1 314-622-4800
<Skilt0nElbows>
1 314-622-4800
<Skilt0nElbows>
Richard Simmons, clad in dolphin shorts that barely contain his excess flesh, unknowingly exposes his hairy balls to the world. The shorts, worn and threadbare, offer a glimpse into his untamed desires, the fabric stretched to its limits by the weight of his arousal. Before tying him to the tree, they forced him to eat a Cialis-laced brownie.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You measure the capacity of your fuel tanks in butts. The aftermath is known as the Global Action War.
<Eddi|zuHause>
man, could habve been the Global Butt War
<Eddi|zuHause>
historians are so bad at naming things
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The precision required is 1/5000th of a millimetre, which in inches is ... a different number.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The precision required is 1/5000th of a millimetre, which in inches is ... a different number.
<Eddi|zuHause>
there are ranges where imperial units just make no sense even in a "i'm familiar with them" reasoning
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You sell your soul to the devil in exchange for skill in aerospace engineering. Everyone thinks your project is a random error and tries to fix it.
<raptop>
nice
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You find it shameful that the Atlas rocket wasn't named for the moth. Your spaceship is haunted by Seth Rogen's ghost and all you hear is "huh huh huh"