00:50 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

00:50 <LunchBot> You are tasked with extensive testing of thrust plates. ...but staging is locked.

00:51 <raptop> at least that's easy to fix

01:19 <Eddi|zuHause> easier than two left gloves?

01:23 <raptop> usually

01:37 <packbart> eet

09:35 <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILgSesWMUEI I feel so safe...

11:04 <Mat2ch> !mission

11:04 <LunchBot> You build a planet buster device. Your NTR leaves you for a sleeker, more powerful spacecraft.

11:04 <Mat2ch> NTR?

11:05 <darsie> nuclear thermal rocket?

11:06 <darsie> NERV

11:17 <Mat2ch> possible

11:44 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

11:44 <LunchBot> Jeb has a near-Death experience. You have awakened a Kraken, and contaminated it with Strontium-90.

11:45 <Eddi|zuHause> i think that's backwards.

11:48 <Mat2ch> !mission add You try to sober up by drinking rocket fuel.

11:48 <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to sober up by drinking rocket fuel.

11:49 <darsie> .mission add You power up the Kraken with strontium 90.

11:49 <LunchBot> Added mission: You power up the Kraken with strontium 90.

11:54 <darsie> 1354

11:54 <sandbox> not just near death, but Death

11:57 <Mat2ch> !mission

11:57 <LunchBot> You perform a precision aerobraking maneuver above Eve. You confuse Mono with Python and have a very bad day.

11:58 <Mat2ch> !outcome add You aren't just dead. You never existed at all.

11:58 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You aren't just dead. You never existed at all.

11:59 <Mat2ch> !outcome fixup s/You never existed at all./You are erased from reality./

11:59 <LunchBot> New text is: You aren't just dead. You are erased from reality.

12:00 <darsie> .mission add You fly to heaven.

12:00 <LunchBot> Added mission: You fly to heaven.

12:00 <darsie> .outcome add You end up in hell.

12:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You end up in hell.

12:01 <Mat2ch> Oh, I wonder if that ever will match up. :D

12:01 <Mat2ch> !outcome Klingon

12:01 <darsie> :)

12:01 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Klingon".

12:01 <Mat2ch> !outcome add The Klingons write an opera about it.

12:01 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The Klingons write an opera about it.

12:08 <darsie> .outcome add You brake so fast that you break fast.

12:08 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You brake so fast that you break fast.

12:34 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

12:34 <LunchBot> You steal the KSP sourcecode and try to compile a version for Symbian. Jool tosses you out into interstellar space, with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.

12:35 <Eddi|zuHause> well... which part of that didn't they like? the stealing part, or the symbian part?

15:52 <Mat2ch> So, the ETH Zürich built an electric car that can accelerate from 0 to 100 km/h in 0.956 seconds.

15:52 <Mat2ch> If I did the calculations correctly that's 30 m/s², right?

15:52 <Mat2ch> which means 3g.

15:52 <Mat2ch> Crazy

16:11 <Eddi|zuHause> if it also bakes at 3g i wouldn't want to drive behind it

16:12 <Eddi|zuHause> i once did the calculation, the formula they give you in driving school for braking distance translates to 0.5g

16:18 <sandbox> !mission

16:18 <LunchBot> You answer a call about your rocket's extended warranty. You learn how to say "owned" in Russian.

16:24 <raptop> ...that tracks

16:27 <Mat2ch> sandbox: Soooo, where did you store those Protons?

19:14 <Skilit0n> Malcom in the Middle Season 8 Episode 2 Tom Cruise finds the video of Reese Wilkerson plowing Edna Skilton's pussy on Twitter! Wanting to molest who he thinks is an underage boy, he finds him on an IRC Minecraft channel listed on his Facebook. Reese helps Edna Skilton, a secret agent from Canada trap and torture him. https://justpaste.it/Tom_Cruise_BDSM_Tortured_Reese

19:15 <Mat2ch> Uh, server admins, please do your thing?

22:44 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

22:44 <LunchBot> You attempt to do the taxes for your Space Program. The repercussions, while negligible, will be felt for decades to come.

22:44 <raptop> Apparently boosters aren't a deductable

22:50 <Azander> no, but they sure seem to be expendable.

22:54 <raptop> !outcome add Oh no! Anyway...

22:54 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Oh no! Anyway...

22:54 <raptop> I guess the expendability means that boosters deprecate fast

22:57 <Azander> yeah :(

22:57 <Azander> an "expense item" instead of an asset

23:06 <raptop> Something something an RT-10 loses over 80% of its value within 30 seconds of pressing spacebar