purpletarget|ktns has quit [Quit: Any fool can calculate]
Ezriilc has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
sandbox has joined #KSPOfficial
Neal has quit [Ping timeout: 189 seconds]
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch something that barely looks like a rocket. The live footage of this event will be part of Kaytube compilations for the next 100years.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/100/100 /
<LunchBot>
New text is: The live footage of this event will be part of Kaytube compilations for the next 100 years.
<XXCoder>
fun lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
In lieu of launching, you begin lunching. Everyone hates you because of it.
<Eddi|zuHause>
did i at least prove the flat kerbin theory?
<XXCoder>
wha! nobody liked lunch?
<Eddi|zuHause>
you didn't share.
<XXCoder>
HMM maybe
<Eddi|zuHause>
and also, you made everybody wait.
darsie has joined #KSPOfficial
nj0rd has quit [Quit: WeeChat 4.0.1]
nj0rd has joined #KSPOfficial
jello_pudding has quit [Ping timeout: 195 seconds]
jello_pudding has joined #KSPOfficial
Fluburtur has joined #KSPOfficial
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
One does not simply escape from Ohio. Sie Absturz Ihre Rakete in neunundneunzig Luftballons.
<Eddi|zuHause>
dangit.
<packbart>
I accidentally the rocket
<Althego>
why would the balloons hurt the rocket?
<Eddi|zuHause>
because they're vastly outnumbering the rocket.
<packbart>
oh, I thought the rocket turned into balloons
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, the grammar is a bit wrong, like it used the wrong version of "crash" (noun instead of verb)
<Mat2ch>
I think it is meant to be wrong...
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes
<Eddi|zuHause>
that was my assumption as well
Azander has joined #KSPOfficial
<Pinkbeast>
meant to be wrong> a friend has a t-shirt which says, intentionally mangled in translation, "Did you know I learned all my German from Rammstein songs?"
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
<Mat2ch>
"Tust du wissen, ich lernte alle mein Deutsch von Rammstein Lieds?"
<Pinkbeast>
My German is much too bad to tell how mangled that is if at all, but it wasn't that
<Mat2ch>
Wellllll
<Mat2ch>
You would be understood, but, maybe don't say that you are a good speaker.
<Pinkbeast>
Fortunately I have no idea how to say that since I can barely manage "bier", "wurst", "bitte", and "wo ist die Strassenbahn?"
<Pinkbeast>
(this suffices for 90% of the Wave-Gotik-Treffen, so I'm happy)
<Mat2ch>
Due to Germans diverse types of public transport options, you should learn to say "U-Bahn, S-Bahn, Bus" and "Bahnhof" or "Haltestelle" as well :D
<Mat2ch>
But don't be surprised if the U-Bahn-Haltestelle is above ground...
<Pinkbeast>
Leipzig doesn't even _have_ a U-Bahn
<Pinkbeast>
More than half the London Underground is above ground, this will not be totally surprising
<Pinkbeast>
As it happens the Strassenbahn will do basically all of WGT. There's one Grufti-Bus across the south that's sometimes useful.
<Mat2ch>
Digging tunnels is expensive. And even more so if you decide to do it the old way and have long trains instead of many short ones that drive fully automatic (and you need a different design for every station as well, which makes the architects rich)
<Eddi|zuHause>
well. some people jokingly said "leipzig got the shortest U-Bahn in the world" :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
(when they dug the "city tunnel" for the S-Bahn which is underground for 4 stations)
<Pinkbeast>
I remember that
<darsie>
O-Bahhn (Obergrund) ;)
sasamj has joined #KSPOfficial
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, there's an O-Bus :p
<Mat2ch>
and not to forget the serial bus!
<Eddi|zuHause>
anyone remember the vesa local bus?
<packbart>
no comment
<Mat2ch>
I don't
<Eddi|zuHause>
that was some weird short-lived inbetween standard between the ISA bus and the PCI bus in the mid 90s
<Mat2ch>
But while reading through the wikipedia article, I wonder why they didn't just directly go for the PCI bus
<darsie>
I never had VLB. But I worked in a computer shop and one guy was angry when he heard VLB was replaced by AGP and his investment in VLB stuff sucked.
<Mat2ch>
well, tbh every investment in computer stuff sucks. Because in five years it'll be garbage.
<Pinkbeast>
I would agree but I would have to type the agreement on an '88 IBM Model M
<packbart>
those are banned in the office :)
<packbart>
just too noisy
<Pinkbeast>
If God had meant us to type quietly, She would not have invented it.
<Pinkbeast>
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM (anyway, it's way more than 5 years old and it doesn't suck :-)
<sandbox>
I remember it
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, most parts of my computer are older than 5 years, and it's still just about meeting minimum requirements on games
<packbart>
I actually never played Crysis, come to think of it
<Pinkbeast>
My monitor must be coming up on two decades, too, and it's bigger than your monitors.
<Pinkbeast>
(In the third, useless, dimension ;-)
<Eddi|zuHause>
i was the first in my group to get a flatscreen monitor, and LAN parties suddenly got muuuch easier :p
<Pinkbeast>
Mmm. But in winter I have nice warm dry gloves :-)
<Mat2ch>
A coworker had an old IBM keyboard and everytime he started typing it felt like a machine gun going off. Wasn't nice
<sandbox>
I remember Flight Unlimited
<Eddi|zuHause>
how again did we get here from intentionally bad german? :p
<darsie>
I bought a used HP i7-3770 office PC long ago. Added a graphics card power cord to the power supply for the GTX 1160 Ti.
<Pinkbeast>
Eddi|zuHause: Probably one ridiculously run together compound word
<Mat2ch>
Eddi|zuHause: I think the topic took the bus.
darsie has quit [Ping timeout: 186 seconds]
darsie has joined #KSPOfficial
Severian has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
Severian has joined #KSPOfficial
Althego has quit [Quit: Leaving]
KrazyKrl has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
KrazyKrl has joined #KSPOfficial
Althego has joined #KSPOfficial
jello_pudding has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
<darsie>
They're violating conservation of angular momentum.
<packbart>
(wasn't that RLL vs MFM?)
Ezriilc has joined #KSPOfficial
JohnnyJ has quit [Ping timeout: 195 seconds]
JohnnyJ has joined #KSPOfficial
JohnnyJ has quit [Ping timeout: 186 seconds]
minas_tirith has quit [Quit: bye]
minas_tirith has joined #KSPOfficial
* darsie
finishes his blueberry mission. When I accepted it I slightly improved a rocket that was made for that purpose and launched and ... there was a launch window.
<darsie>
Does saying BadS violate the rules?
<raptop>
not really
Tank2333 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
nshirelaptop has joined #KSPOfficial
nshirelaptop has quit [Quit: Leaving]
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You disassemble a bunch of magnets to replenish your monopole supply. Someone makes a bot to help with it and unleashes it on #KSPOfficial.
<darsie>
I had to cheat my return blueberries return contract because it wouldn't finish otherwise.
<darsie>
-return
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add And you would have gotten away with it too... if someone didn't speak Welsh.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: And you would have gotten away with it too... if someone didn't speak Welsh.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You created your own personal hell, where every button "Reverts to VAB."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You created your own personal hell, where every button "Reverts to VAB."
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Good thing you packed an extra pair of underwear.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Good thing you packed an extra pair of underwear.
Althego has quit [Quit: HMI Module Alpha Humana on approach to Space Station Mercury]
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to a tragic misunderstanding of the phrase "to the moon", you launch an initial capsule offering. Unfortunately, nobody believes you did it, because radiation ruins your photographic film.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/moon/mun/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Due to a tragic misunderstanding of the phrase "to the mun", you launch an initial capsule offering.
armed_troop has quit [Quit: Bye]
Wastl2 has joined #KSPOfficial
sandbox has quit [Quit: Leaving]
Wastl4 has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
armed_troop has joined #KSPOfficial
G4Virus_aka_pa1983 has quit [Ping timeout: 186 seconds]