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<raptop>
!outcome add Mathematics fails you, and convergent series become divergent.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Mathematics fails you, and convergent series become divergent.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
It's Jebbin' time! Not all those who wander are lost, but you certainly seem to be.
<XXCoder>
I guess emulating jeb didnt help
<raptop>
"Stand back, I'm starting to Jeb!"
<XXCoder>
its new hold my beer
<raptop>
!mission add You instruct Wehrner to hold you beer and watch you next action.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You instruct Wehrner to hold you beer and watch you next action.
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<Izzy>
What better than o'neil cylinders for wheels when your intention is to drive on a gas giant
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to eat the Mystery Goo in deep space to see if doing so gives you more science. For all the resultant horror, grief, and pain, you put your differences behind you and try again. For science. You monster.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add In an attempt to fix your staging, you fractalize your staging instead.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: In an attempt to fix your staging, you fractalize your staging instead.
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<Althego>
leet time
<darsie>
1338
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put a spaceplane into a regular plane to see whether it is somehow different from the usual metaplaning. Reddit implodes. It may or may not be your fault.
<Eddi|zuHause>
does reddit still exist? haven't checked in a while
<darsie>
I found my post about bedbugs on it a while ago.
<sandbox>
did you have bed bugs?
<darsie>
yes
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<packbart>
!mission add In a bit of misunderstanding, you use a catapult to project Vectors onto your plane.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: In a bit of misunderstanding, you use a catapult to project Vectors onto your plane.
<packbart>
!mission fixup s/ use a catapult to//
<LunchBot>
New text is: In a bit of misunderstanding, you project Vectors onto your plane.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You are standing in a grassy field. To the east you hear the ocean, to the west you see rolling hills, to the north there is a set of buildings visible. You go north.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are standing in a grassy field. To the east you hear the ocean, to the west you see rolling hills, to the north there is a set of buildings visible. You go north.
<sandbox>
I thought that was going to say grassy knoll
<FLHerne>
hm
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You call it...the Woodpecker. No, not like that. You need, sort of, more of a pause for effect.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You call it...the Woodpecker. No, not like that. You need, sort of, more of a pause for effect.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use your exhaust plume to perform a Rapid Unscheduled Dig. You forgot to patch KSP with a Y2K bugfix and end up warping through the sun.
<Mat2ch>
SpaceX is doing work on the booster on the OLM
<Mat2ch>
and it looks like a load spreader to lift the booster, but the wires going to booster are so thin, I'm not sure that they are enough
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace B787 with an A350. Your fuel runs out of Phlogiston.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You investigate that weird clonking noise coming from inside your fuel tank. All of your craft are destroyed (yes, even that one)
<Mat2ch>
Should have invastigated earlier...
<raptop>
A bit more catastrophic than expected, but otherwise plausible
<Mat2ch>
It fell on the tank farm.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to jetpack from the surface of the Mun to orbit for the 13th time. Those returning from the underworld deserve to travel first class only.
<Eddi|zuHause>
is there a hollow moon theory?
<FLHerne>
It's something of a staple of very early sci-fi