<LunchBot>
You send 5 soldiers into a research vessel with a nuke. peer resets your connection to kerbnet.
<Azander>
stupid peer. why does he have to do that to me?
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<XXCoder>
peer hates everyone
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Connection reset by Peer Gynt.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Connection reset by Peer Gynt.
<XXCoder>
;outcome add Space Kraken starts to attack your craft, but Peer accidentally kicks it out on its bid to kick you off!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Space Kraken starts to attack your craft, but Peer accidentally kicks it out on its bid to kick you off!
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add After you realize you packed too few snacks, you revert to lunch.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: After you realize you packed too few snacks, you revert to lunch.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
A nuclear raven causes an incident. a random graysuit falls into the ocean east of KSC at 150 m/s.
<XXCoder>
raven flew too close to some kerman
<Eddi|zuHause>
i believe 150m/s is quite a bit above terminal velocity
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The rescue mission has to wait until after the Kraken dined.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The rescue mission has to wait until after the Kraken dined.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i probably added way more outcomes than missions
<XXCoder>
yeah outcome is more popular
<XXCoder>
;mission add You decide to wait out Space Kraken floating around and munching on rocks before launching anything.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to wait out Space Kraken floating around and munching on rocks before launching anything.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the overall statistic in my entire logfile is 965 "mission add" and 1262 "outcome add"
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<Eddi|zuHause>
for myself, it's 44 vs 84
<XXCoder>
nice lol
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add The new mantra of your space program is "Only Up".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The new mantra of your space program is "Only Up".
<raptop>
no tangential velocity, only radial
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Luckily, the press didn't catch on that you actually quoted from the BOFH calendar.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Luckily, the press didn't catch on that you actually quoted from the BOFH calendar.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add The Imperial March plays as you enter the VAB to deliver a speech to the ground crew.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The Imperial March plays as you enter the VAB to deliver a speech to the ground crew.
<raptop>
!outcome add The triffids have their day.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The triffids have their day.
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<raptop>
Eddi|zuHause: Did you watch any of Star Wars: Rebels? They had a bit where an arrangement of Imperial March was playing in-universe (as a march, naturally)
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<Eddi|zuHause>
no, i didn't watch that
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add The band in the KSC cantina plays the same song over and over as you try to draw up your lunch plans.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The band in the KSC cantina plays the same song over and over as you try to draw up your lunch plans.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i originally tried to write launch plans, but something called out to me... :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
To promote the use of apostrophes, you define the word "dont" to mean "absolutely do, with urgency". All of your craft are destroyed (yes, even that one)
<Eddi|zuHause>
i should have taken better care of making sure every label uses the correct spelling :p
<raptop>
Mmm... lunch...
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A probe of unknown origin approaches the KSC and hails you. The planet is destroyed by an amused octopus.
<Mat2ch>
The answer to the probe wasn't the right one
<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: I did use the Mk3 passenger module quite often, it's good for sweeping up all the Mun/Minmus tourist contracts in one flight
<FLHerne>
the equivalent in Hitchhiker units would be huge
<FLHerne>
any spare seats, use for novice crew to get their first couple of stars
<darsie>
Hmm, should I "Bring Tylo Light Stone back with me"?
<Mat2ch>
That sounds dangerous
<darsie>
Is it light as in shining, or low density or levitating?
<darsie>
Or just high albedo?
<darsie>
What's the sample mass?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken. As long as he doesn't do anything reckless or stupid, Jeb will be just fine.
<Eddi|zuHause>
Jeb is doomed.
<darsie>
.outcome add Jeb regrows a limb.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jeb regrows a limb.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
one day i'm actually going to reach another planet in KSP
<darsie>
Eddi|zuHause: Duna is the easiest one.
<darsie>
Watch out for Ike.
<darsie>
Eddi|zuHause: What's taking you so long?
<Mat2ch>
Nah, straight to Eve and back.
<Eddi|zuHause>
darsie: mainly my attention span only getting me through early carreer until i get either lost doing time-inefficient plane missions, or trying to set up a mun or minimus base with the great game physics interfering...
<darsie>
Mat2ch: Ok, maybe an Eve flyby is easier, but I thought of landing.
<darsie>
Wait, straight? In a straight line?
<Mat2ch>
I mean the full program. Fly to Eve, land, get some exercise down there by trying to jump, then back in the ship and return to Kerbin.
<Mat2ch>
After you've managed that, you can do everything.
<darsie>
Don't forget a ladder.
<darsie>
Does jetpack Isp/thrust change with pressure?
<darsie>
The dv map doesn't say the dv from Jool capture to Kerbin.
<Mat2ch>
what do you mean?
<Eddi|zuHause>
i would have assumed the dv map is symmetric (except for aerobreaking)
<Mat2ch>
it is
<darsie>
Say you're in a low, circular Kerbol orbit and burn prograde to a very high (far beyond Eeloo/Jool), elliptic orbit. That takes a lot of dv. At Ap you circularize and your orbital speed is now 100 m/s. If you now burn 100 m/s retrograde, you fall straight into Kerbol. dv to your previous elliptic orbit is e.g. 50 m/s, far less than it took you to get there from your low orbit.
<darsie>
From the high, circular orbit.
<Izzy>
Watch out for Ike? Certainly, land there to refuel.
<darsie>
If you have drill and refinery.
<Mat2ch>
Izzy: So Ike is just a fancy gas station?
<Eddi|zuHause>
i've never drilled and refueled before
<Izzy>
Indeed. Under no circumstances should you eat any food you buy there, though.
<Izzy>
At some point I Intend(TM) to build a permanent Ike refinery to support Duna exploration in a career game
<darsie>
Eddi|zuHause: You need a drill putting ore in an ore tank and a refinery.
<Mat2ch>
Izzy: don't forget to build a proper restaurant.
<Izzy>
darsie: is that a combo tanker/petrol station with the bigge tanks?
<Izzy>
Mat2ch: if I'm gonna be generating a shittonne of power anyway I'm gonna do hydroponics there B)
<darsie>
7 big tanks
<Mat2ch>
Izzy: hydriponics? So vegetarian restaurant? Fancy!
<Izzy>
it's just more efficient y'know
<darsie>
The heat shields are so I can get from Minmus to LKO with efficient aerobraking.
<Mat2ch>
Also the target group is paying more money for less. And the tips are bigger as well.
<darsie>
Eddi|zuHause, Mat2ch: Did you understand the asymmetry of getting to a transfer orbit from a low and a high circular orbit?
<darsie>
1356
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Jebs limb growth factor changes from O(N) to O(↑↑).
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jebs limb growth factor changes from O(N) to O(↑↑).
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mistake Werner von Kerman's Curta for a hand grenade. The sinful saxophones of devils echo through the hall with dreadful melodies of waltz, tango and quickstep.
<Mat2ch>
Doesn't seem to have liked that.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome fixup s/tango/tango,/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The sinful saxophones of devils echo through the hall with dreadful melodies of waltz, tango, and quickstep.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You seem to succeed after resorting to turning physics off-and-then-on-again.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You seem to succeed after resorting to turning physics off-and-then-on-again.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The only reason you succeed, is because you break into Wernher's office and edit KSC's only dictionary for the definition of "success."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The only reason you succeed, is because you break into Wernher's office and edit KSC's only dictionary for the definition of "success."
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<darsie>
From low Tylo orbit via close Jool flyby to Kerbin is 1537 m/s. Directly from Tylo is 1020 m/s.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/Werner/Wernher/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You mistake Wernher von Kerman's Curta for a hand grenade.
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/succeed,/succeed/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The only reason you succeed is because you break into Wernher's office and edit KSC's only dictionary for the definition of "success."
<raptop>
!8ball Do typical LOR architectures count as splitting the party?
<LunchBot>
Depends which "leaked info" you choose to believe.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You tie puppies to a missile for "empirical testing". ;mission is now old school. Hail !weapon !
<Eddi|zuHause>
!weapon
<Eddi|zuHause>
... hm.. :p
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<raptop>
Different bot, which is not coming back any time soon
<FLHerne>
I thought about replicating it in LunchBot, but there's probably more than enough bot spam already
<raptop>
!outcome add Your mission report is considered apocryphal at best.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your mission report is considered apocryphal at best.
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<darsie>
Do I need comms for maneuver planning if I have a pilot?
<raptop>
No
<darsie>
ok
<darsie>
Oh oh, the engineer reminded me to bring a ladder to Tylo.
<darsie>
I planned that but forgotc.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Keep them occupied! if their controller dies, they won't be able to fight us! It is used for nefarious purposes.
<Eddi|zuHause>
missions get more and more sinister lately
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You order a batch of LV-T30's. You suffer a massive headsplosion.
<Mat2ch>
Wasn't a good batch then.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
fully colonise mun with bases and probes. This kills a god.
<XXCoder>
no more gods on mun
<FLHerne>
intermediate steps, LunchBot
<raptop>
You enter the heavens and kill (a) god. What else needs explanation?
<Mat2ch>
There seems to be a "You" missing
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your exploits are made into a blockbuster movie. Reviewers complain that it would be very short if the protagonist didn't constantly make stupid choices.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your exploits are made into a blockbuster movie. Reviewers complain that it would be very short if the protagonist didn't constantly make stupid choices.
<raptop>
lol
<Mat2ch>
!mission colonise mun
<LunchBot>
fully colonise mun with bases and probes.
<Mat2ch>
!mission fixup s/fully/You fully/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You fully colonise mun with bases and probes
<Mat2ch>
!mission fixup s/mun/Mun/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You fully colonise Mun with bases and probes
<raptop>
!mission fixup s/probes/probes./
<LunchBot>
New text is: You fully colonise Mun with bases and probes.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You run your craft's entire control interface inside a web browser. This proves disastrous for your kerbals around Eve.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome fixup s/kerbals/Kerbals/
<LunchBot>
New text is: This proves disastrous for your Kerbals around Eve.
<Mat2ch>
But it's still a disaster.
<Mat2ch>
Never use a web browser for this.
<Mat2ch>
Has anyone ever seen a web browser in Star Trek? No? They know why.
* Mat2ch
still wants AC
<Mat2ch>
too hot :|
<sandbox>
Tholians
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<darsie>
ksp crashed during a long, split burn.
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