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<raptop>
Technically the Deep Impact mission is the closest that any spacecraft has ever approached a comet
<JVFoxy>
impacting inside vs the one where they landed..
<JVFoxy>
so technically, 'closest to the core of a comet' maybe?
<raptop>
something like that
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<JVFoxy>
though I guess depending on size, could say 'on surface vs under surface' eh well
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<raptop>
er
<raptop>
!outcome add To be continued...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: To be continued...
<raptop>
Not the worst outcome, but definitely an evil one
<raptop>
!outcome add You swiftly deal with the survivors.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You swiftly deal with the survivors.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use kerbpaint and A class asteroids to make a giant pool table in space. SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)
<XXCoder>
tsk tsk gambing with all life in solar system
<Mat2ch>
Eddi|zuHause: What shadows?
<Mat2ch>
And I heard Luna-25 did in fact land.
<darsie>
Lithobraked
<Eddi|zuHause>
that's like the 4th moon probe that failed in a row?
<Mat2ch>
Moon is angry at us. Moon wants sacrifice. Any volunteers?
<Eddi|zuHause>
have we gotten worse at moon landings? are the probes just more complicated so more things can go wrong?
<Mat2ch>
Those who are landing have almost no experience in doing so
<Mat2ch>
although risk analyses seems to have gotten lost
<Mat2ch>
and good coders are hard to come by these days.
<Mat2ch>
Back in the Apollo age you had to know how a computer works in detail to program it.
<Mat2ch>
Today, well...
<Mat2ch>
SpaceX is using react as frontend for their Dragon capsule.
<Eddi|zuHause>
well... there was this episode in the apollo program where a user pressed a wrong button and erased the data
<Mat2ch>
on the ground hopefully.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think it was in flight
<Mat2ch>
But you could only erase the flight data, not the whole computer program
<Mat2ch>
and then you would have to reenter the flight data...
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<darsie>
1358
<Torgo>
;outcome add Why did you copy the results of Luna-25?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Why did you copy the results of Luna-25?
<LunchBot>
You attempt to build a gravitationally confined fusion reactor. Fortunately, all the gray-suits were lost.
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<Torgo>
;outcome add This is why we can't have nice things.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This is why we can't have nice things.
<darsie>
;outcome the
<LunchBot>
This ends in an argument as to whether OSHA violations are NSFW content.
<darsie>
;outcome the
<LunchBot>
It is the beginning of a revolution!
<darsie>
;outcome nice things
<LunchBot>
This is why we can't have nice things.
<darsie>
;outcome nice things
<LunchBot>
This is why we can't have nice things.
<darsie>
;outcome nice things
<LunchBot>
This is why we can't have nice things.
<packbart>
or to paraphrase the Fuel Rats: We have nice things. You don't. Any questions?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your mission is to launch a full orange tank into orbit of Tylo. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Due to the deviation of the actual parameters of the impulse from the calculated ones, the device switches to an off-design orbit and ceases to exist as a result of collision with the Munar surface.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Due to the deviation of the actual parameters of the impulse from the calculated ones, the device switches to an off-design orbit and ceases to exist as a result of collision with the Munar surface.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add A specially formed interdepartmental commission will deal with the issues of clarifying the reasons for the loss of the Mun.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A specially formed interdepartmental commission will deal with the issues of clarifying the reasons for the loss of the Mun.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to build a space shuttle. This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add If it's in your head you don't have to worry about an ethics panel inquiry.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If it's in your head you don't have to worry about an ethics panel inquiry.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add We all get upgraded to sentient orbs of light and you get, like, a fancy part of the spectrum 'cause you're Good At Robots.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: We all get upgraded to sentient orbs of light and you get, like, a fancy part of the spectrum 'cause you're Good At Robots.
<darsie>
Anyone playing KSP here?
<Mat2ch>
Nobody is playing KSP anymore and admits it.
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<darsie>
:)
<darsie>
I'm too lazy to upgrade debian.
<Mat2ch>
I'm still on oldstable with some of my systems, too
<Mat2ch>
I just always have something better to do. Like sweating right now.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm. You have delayed KSP2's release by another year.
* raptop
sees that FLHerne has been keeping up on Luna 25
<raptop>
darsie: sometimes, but not that much lately
<Mat2ch>
hehe, the press report was a good laugh
<Mat2ch>
I don't know how they do it, but they are mastering some old craft that had been lost for 30 years.
<raptop>
The main problem with the press report is that apparently they don't have anyone on-hand who's bilingual
<Mat2ch>
I know a few reasons why this might be the case.
<darsie>
Is ChatGPT available in Russia?
<Mat2ch>
I don't know. Have you considered asking ChatGPT this?
<darsie>
I don't think it would know.
<Mat2ch>
It's worth a try.
<FLHerne>
darsie: not until I get a new laptop that can run KSP usably :-(
<FLHerne>
My desktop could fine but I sold it last year
<Mat2ch>
Any plans when to get a new one?
<FLHerne>
When the current one dies :p
<FLHerne>
it's a weird Samsung Ivy Bridge thing, so probably will need replacing in the next year or two
<packbart>
I actually launched a rocket in my KSRSS install yesterday ;)
<packbart>
true though, I have been playing other stuff
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You get kmath to assign your missions. The Thames floods the Lesser Flats of Minmus, but it's still entirely safe to land.
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<packbart>
uhm. I don't want my capsules anywhere near Thames water
<Mat2ch>
We have an expert on Thames waters here!
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: please take the wheel
<FLHerne>
Not particularly on the Thames
<FLHerne>
but in my unprofessional opinion, packbart is entirely correct
<Mat2ch>
You have the wheel, get us out of there then. :D
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<FLHerne>
idle thoughts: what's tbe;
<FLHerne>
the single most useless part in KSP?
<FLHerne>
my first thought is a couple of the structural girders
<FLHerne>
or perhaps the tiny rectangular wing
<Mat2ch>
The MK2 drone core maybe as well
<Mat2ch>
well, not really useless, but rarely used
<FLHerne>
quad-coupler, because larger tanks/engines are strictly better and available earlier?
<FLHerne>
or ju
<packbart>
Mat2ch: I have my stereotypes about rivers running through large cities. Although I swam in the Elbe with no ill effects
<Mat2ch>
and you can't just use them inline
<FLHerne>
or horizontal staging
<Mat2ch>
the MK3 engine mount is only useful if you are building shuttle...
<packbart>
I think the single most useless is the MEM, tbh
<packbart>
structural girders have at least artistic purposes
<Mat2ch>
The Launch Escape System.
<FLHerne>
yeah, but people do like to build shuttles :D
<packbart>
Mat2ch: I use that when I play with engine failures
<Mat2ch>
It can only really be used with the Mk1-3 cockpit and has only a purpose if you intend not to return to launch...
<Mat2ch>
The Mk3 Passenger Module is rather useless, too, unless you do huge tourists missions
<packbart>
well there are adapter plates
<packbart>
I use the hitchhiker for tourist missions with LES on top
<Mat2ch>
still almost 25° outside. But I have to get some sleep :|
<Mat2ch>
Nightynight
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a rescue mission. You sing "We Didn't Start the Fire" but no-one believes you.