<packbart>
The integrated K-Ale "food and fuel" system
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<raptop>
FLHerne: apropos nothing, have you played Grim Fandango?
<FLHerne>
No
<raptop>
It's got some extremely good setting/writing stuff, but is unfortunately an adventure game
<raptop>
!mission manny
<LunchBot>
You accept a tourist contract from Manny Calavera.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bob attempts to microwave some shellfish in the Science Jr. which causes a minor clam-ity. You die. Twice.
<raptop>
*minor*?
<XXCoder>
only twice
* raptop
will try to die less often in the future
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You send an elongated object on an intersect trajectory to another star just so the inhabitants can wonder whether the object came from another sentient species. Your second stage doesn't have enough DV.
<Eddi|zuHause>
dangit...
<raptop>
whelp
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You fail to make an earth-shattering kaboom. The booster stage is eaten by the space kraken, and the barge it was supposed to land on is eaten by the normal kraken.
<Mat2ch>
The kaboom was meant to keep the Kraken away.
<XXCoder>
fun when you get 2 outcomes
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You update your threat model. You did it wrong and now everybody hates you.
<Mat2ch>
Sorry! Really! I will try again and fix it!
<XXCoder>
yeah the orange/pink alarm level was too much
<XXCoder>
(bars
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You build a launch vehicle using only ion engines. Kaboom, and the vessel is gone!
<XXCoder>
too many ion engines
<Mat2ch>
Chamber pressure too high.
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You fuel your rocket with celery.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You fuel your rocket with celery.
<XXCoder>
before it was nerfed, I flew ion engine planes
<XXCoder>
man it had to be really lightweight
<XXCoder>
after nerf it could barely act as car
<Mat2ch>
I remember those planes
<Mat2ch>
tbh it was ok that those drives were nerved
<XXCoder>
yeah
<XXCoder>
its still as powerful... in space
<Mat2ch>
*nerfed
<XXCoder>
it should have been very weak in atomsphere
<Mat2ch>
How is KSP2 doing btw?
<XXCoder>
dunno
<Mat2ch>
hm
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<packbart>
Mat2ch: it's coming along from what I see in forum posts
<packbart>
!mission add You point your fusion drive at your orbital colony.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You point your fusion drive at your orbital colony.
<packbart>
a KSP 2 heat-flux experiment
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<Althego>
leet time
<Mat2ch>
Time to make lunch time
<Mat2ch>
I'm not sure what I want
<Mat2ch>
but my choices are limited, which helps.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your rocket begins leaking your proprietary blend of Leaded-Asbestos-Boronated-Fluoroantimonic oxidizer.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your rocket begins leaking your proprietary blend of Leaded-Asbestos-Boronated-Fluoroantimonic oxidizer.
<KrazyKrl>
Spicy.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
According to one religion all Kerbals you meet are already dead, and enjoying an afterlife stocked with unlimited rocket parts. There is much bloodshed.
<Eddi|zuHause>
there always is when religion gets involved. it's the way things go.
<KrazyKrl>
jebs junkyard in the sky?
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
During an emergency, you activate the Emergency Medical Holographic Program. You delete all the screenshots after a week so the Internet doesn't get full.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The PTFE particles present in your blood begin to decompose due to the heat.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The PTFE particles present in your blood begin to decompose due to the heat.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You discover a whole new dimension.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You discover a whole new dimension.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Val sighs at the aftermath, and switches the temperature display from Rankine to Megacelsius.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Val sighs at the aftermath, and switches the temperature display from Rankine to Megacelsius.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Lucky for you, each of your bones have fragmented into many smaller bones.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Lucky for you, each of your bones have fragmented into many smaller bones.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You violate the CTBT.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You violate the CTBT.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You violate the CTBT.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You violate the CTBT.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You speak in faux cyrillic, just to annoy the people who speak real cyrillic. The Queen is yeeted off of the surface of the earth at 8km/s.
<Eddi|zuHause>
luckily there's more than one queen
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
how do you speak in cyrillic?
<Eddi|zuHause>
does wikipedia have a list of all currently active queens?
<SporkWitch>
if social media is any indication, everyone is a queen now
<Althego>
yaaaas, yo go queen :)
<Mat2ch>
*inserteveryoneisaqueenmemehere*
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<raptop>
KrazyKrl: consider: measuring temperatures in electron volts
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
how usable would it be?
<raptop>
It's pretty reasonable if you're working with various plasmas
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You imagine six impossible things before breakfast. You ctrl-F the outcomes file, and this outcome did not exist before now existing.
<raptop>
very meta
<raptop>
!outcome add You knock over the launch tower.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You knock over the launch tower.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add It turns out you were in a computer game the whole time. Timothy Spall frustratedly analyzes your screw-ups and directs you to the Recuperation Lounge.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It turns out you were in a computer game the whole time. Timothy Spall frustratedly analyzes your screw-ups and directs you to the Recuperation Lounge.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wish you knew how it would feel to be free. Kerbals are legally allowed to stab you for that.
<Eddi|zuHause>
*notes* free-thinking is illegal in kerbdom
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<XXCoder>
oh boy yeah.
<XXCoder>
or maybe its specifically you that cant have freedom
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe. You discover that you *weren't* in a simulation after all. All those things you did 'without consequences' have consequences.
<XXCoder>
ouch
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