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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade! You make life take the lemons back. You GET MAD! You don't want life's damn lemons! What are you supposed to do with these?! GreeningGalaxy explodes, becoming an improbably-colored quasar.
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<Izzy>
mustn't have been ripe
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build O'Neill cylinders. It almost works, you just need to refine your piloting skills a bit. After another 20 tries you're not so sure.
<raptop>
I'm pretty sure that piloting O'Neill cylinders means that something has gone wrong
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<packbart>
the Ramans did it
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<FLHerne>
raptop: Rama was a navigable spacecraft, no?
<FLHerne>
oh, already covered
<raptop>
I want to say that the Rama setting means that something *has* gone wrong (just something different from what I was expecting)
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bob discovers the plan to recycle him for use as monopropellant for the return trip. Wernher von Kerman ejects you from R&D on the nose of an SRB.
<Mat2ch>
Why me and not Bob?!
<packbart>
because you told Bob
<Mat2ch>
You have no prove of that!
<raptop>
Wernher actually wants Bob to come home alive
<packbart>
Deus Ex Monoprop
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You initiate a barbecue roll. You are not going to space today.
<Mat2ch>
but we are having barbecue.
<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun". UmbralRaptor adds more ;missions and ;outcomes to LunchBot.
<XXCoder>
heyy same mission
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You research quantum flubber sneakers. Blood for the blood drive!
<XXCoder>
so blood is secret to quantum flubber
* XXCoder
steps back
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build an actual life-sized Schuler pendulum. You get an A* for your efforts... A Sagittarius A*.
<XXCoder>
dang fancy A
<Azander>
must have been a really nice pwnsulum
<Azander>
*pendulum
<sandbox>
pwnsulum
<XXCoder>
same as regular one, but each time it completes an arc, it attempts to pwn you
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You click a link in a spam email.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You click a link in a spam email.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your spam-in-a-can lander can spam cannot land, and instead slams.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your spam-in-a-can lander can spam cannot land, and instead slams.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The good news is: You don't need to pay taxes as a corpse. The bad news is: You were killed so hard that you died to death, and perished.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The good news is: You don't need to pay taxes as a corpse. The bad news is: You were killed so hard that you died to death, and perished.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You would have succeeded... if you didn't confuse F1 motorsports engines with F1 rocket engines.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You would have succeeded... if you didn't confuse F1 motorsports engines with F1 rocket engines.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You receive the prestigious Kerman Prize for Idiocy in Spaceflight, presented by Jebediah Kerman himself.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You receive the prestigious Kerman Prize for Idiocy in Spaceflight, presented by Jebediah Kerman himself.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You strike the Kerman line so hard that you vaporize on impact... maybe you shouldn't have attempted a lithobraking maneuver in your current state.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You strike the Kerman line so hard that you vaporize on impact... maybe you shouldn't have attempted a lithobraking maneuver in your current state.
<KrazyKrl>
I henceforth dub "The Kerman Line" as the surface of a planet.
<KrazyKrl>
karman line is space, so obviously the Kerman line is the ground.
<sandbox>
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
<KrazyKrl>
I don't have any paper plates. (Or friends)
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The coefficent of restitution of your landing legs proves to be >>1.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The coefficent of restitution of your landing legs proves to be >>1.
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<raptop>
*boing*
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/>>/far greater than /
<LunchBot>
New text is: The coefficent of restitution of your landing legs proves to be far greater than 1.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You come to love very deeply "Cabin 1009/Exterior port." It is made of a fawn-colored enamelish polymer and its walls are extremely thick and solid: you can drum annoyingly on the wall above your bed for up to five minutes before your aft neighbors pound (very faintly) back.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You come to love very deeply "Cabin 1009/Exterior port." It is made of a fawn-colored enamelish polymer and its walls are extremely thick and solid: you can drum annoyingly on the wall above your bed for up to five minutes before your aft neighbors pound (very faintly) back.
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<raptop>
botelife?
<Althego>
.outcome ae-35
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "ae-35".
<Althego>
.outcome AE-35
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "AE-35".
<Althego>
.mission ae-35
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "ae-35".
<Althego>
.mission add Bill goes on an EVA to repair the failing AE-35 antenna control unit.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill goes on an EVA to repair the failing AE-35 antenna control unit.
<raptop>
Well, Bill is doomed
<Althego>
outcome add Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.
<Althego>
.outcome add Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.
* raptop
ponders eomthing like "Wehrner gets into a car accident while trying to escape from your space progoram"
<raptop>
...or is that too spicy?
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<FLHerne>
raptop: it
<FLHerne>
.s from a slightly odd article about cruise ships posted on HN
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<raptop>
huh
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Given that you can dereference pointers, you decide to dereference a few frames. Congratulations on being the inspiration for the Teller-Ulam design!
<Eddi|zuHause>
frame dereferencing is the future! i tell you.
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<packbart>
Frame Rotation Drive
<FLHerne>
> You start a fire using static electricity. Your CPU overloads and makes strange sounds.
<darsie>
A spark can ignite hydrolox.
<FLHerne>
.outcome The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add If simple is better, your design is the worst ever created.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If simple is better, your design is the worst ever created.
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<XXCoder>
;mission add You try to design a rocket shorter than kerman height for orbit.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You try to design a rocket shorter than kerman height for orbit.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You are science advisor in Imperial Navy. Is your job to translate tricky sciences talk into the plain Englishes. For some totally unrelated and completely unintentional (we swear, give us a polygraph) reason... Cobalt-Thorium-G was detected in the aftermath.
<XXCoder>
I can belive that it is unrelated.
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