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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to determine why Moho is no longer tidally locked. This triggers the explodium sea to explode.
<raptop>
How badly did I mess things up that Eve was collateral damage?
<raptop>
!mission add Due to a misunderstanding of plane changes, Jeb is forced to rescue the crew of a stranded Aeris 4A in a highly inclined orbit.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Due to a misunderstanding of plane changes, Jeb is forced to rescue the crew of a stranded Aeris 4A in a highly inclined orbit.
<raptop>
Hrm, insufficient agency. Maybe "You force Jeb"?
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<raptop>
!outcome add Your space agency is shut down, which leaves you feeling a lack of agency in life.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your space agency is shut down, which leaves you feeling a lack of agency in life.
<XXCoder>
aww
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire. You notice the double-space formatting in ;mission. This messes with you to no end.
<XXCoder>
lol.
<XXCoder>
drippy fire would mess with me to no end also
<Althego>
lol there is a double space there intentionally :)
<Althego>
trolling is a art :)
<XXCoder>
yep
<raptop>
Hrm, an earlier bot had double spacing between the missions and outcomes
<raptop>
!outcome drippy
<LunchBot>
You don't think it's fire. Fire would be a lot less drippy.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You light off a Standard Candle near Earth. You are cited in the next XKCD what-if.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that sounds appropriate :p
<XXCoder>
indeed
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You are so tired that you invent brand new ways to misspell !mission
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are so tired that you invent brand new ways to misspell !mission
<XXCoder>
;outcome add It was awful, but thankfully you slept though the whole thing.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It was awful, but thankfully you slept though the whole thing.
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<Althego>
leet time
<darsie>
.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/You notice the/ You notice the/
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned mission found matching "You notice the".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission you notice the
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "you notice the".
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome fixup s/You notice the/ You notice the/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You notice the double-space formatting in ;mission. This messes with you to no end.
<KrazyKrl>
ftfy
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You invent a *really awesome* rumour and tell it to everybody.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You invent a *really awesome* rumour and tell it to everybody.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In the near future, writing no longer exists. All design information must be represented as emojis. The aftermath is known as the Global Action War.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to make models using a blender set to puree. A mysterious pumpkin -ificates into existence over KSC and destroys the VAB.
<sandbox>
mysterious
<Althego>
a mysterious what
<raptop>
!8ball Are mysterious gourdes trustworthy?
<LunchBot>
In the next hour, or not at all.
<FLHerne>
I guess they go off pretty quickly
<FLHerne>
you need to keep the lid on the blender when making pumpkin soup, otherwise the pumpkins go astray and that happens
<raptop>
I'm not sure what to make of the implication that you usually have the lid off the blender
<FLHerne>
surely that's implied by the original outcome
<raptop>
hm
<FLHerne>
normally, when you start blending your meal it doesn't end up in the air over the VAB
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use a halogen lamp to heat your fuel. This all ends with Kicks and Mutes.
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<XXCoder>
ouch
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You put on the Gravity finale soundtrack to make your reentry even more intense. As a result of a clerical error, Jebediah becomes the next pope.
<XXCoder>
bunch of steps missing
<packbart>
flaming chariot from heaven and all that
<FLHerne>
.mission kratholic
<LunchBot>
The Kratholic Pope Jebediah I holds mass for the worship of Kraken.
<XXCoder>
kraken approves
<XXCoder>
you may get 10% less kraken effect on rockets
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The Kracken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Kracken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
<XXCoder>
lol
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<darsie>
CKracken
<packbart>
Zak
<darsie>
Mak
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<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/cke/ke/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The Kraken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
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<raptop>
!mission add You take advantage of a "Buy one, get one free" deal on KD-25K "Kickback" boosters.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You take advantage of a "Buy one, get one free" deal on KD-25K "Kickback" boosters.
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/Kracken/Kraken/
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "Kracken".
<raptop>
oh, wait, that was already done
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.".
<XXCoder>
;mission add You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.
<raptop>
Those are some part numbers
<XXCoder>
seen more complex part numbers on actual airplane parts
<raptop>
!quote currywurst
<LunchBot>
Volkswagen currywurst is a brand of sausage manufactured by the Volkswagen car maker since 1973. The sausage is branded as a "Volkswagen Original Part" and has been given the part number 199 398 500 A. It is Volkswagen's most-produced single component.
<raptop>
!quote currywurst.
<LunchBot>
"Volkswagen also sells utensils to go with the currywurst. One example is the plate, part number 33D 069 602."
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<XXCoder>
btw -ab parts is ispired from actual parts I made when I worked
<XXCoder>
there was -a, -b, and -ab versions. im sure there was more but cant remember
<packbart>
in the VW case, "199 398 500 B" is the ketchup to go with part A
<XXCoder>
fun lol
<raptop>
!quote add <packbart> in the VW case, "199 398 500 B" is the ketchup to go with part A
<LunchBot>
Added quote: <packbart> in the VW case, "199 398 500 B" is the ketchup to go with part A
<raptop>
Imagine if you could go to a Volkswagon dealership and buy currywurst
<XXCoder>
yeah. too bad vw isnt doing well lately
<XXCoder>
caught with pollution few times
<raptop>
Defeat device: cleaner than a Tesla in Missouri (due to all the coal). But dirtier than one in California
<XXCoder>
I wouldnt buy a telsa
<packbart>
raptop: "A portion is also sent to Volkswagen dealerships across Europe which use the currywurst as a present for customers who purchase new cars" - apparently, it comes with a car ;)
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<raptop>
nice
<XXCoder>
germany agency is complaining about low quality coating on telsas. like less than half thick as other cars so pitting will happen and rust
<packbart>
Tesla cars are low-quality overall, from what I've seen. I don't want to drive one because I prefer to have important information up front
<packbart>
I don't want to glance to a small number on the middle screen to see the speed
<XXCoder>
I recently read about overall ev buying. seems the less enterainment center it got, more popular it is
<XXCoder>
gee I wonder why!
<packbart>
VW id3, otoh, has the worst software. Push a touch button and it can take seconds to react
<XXCoder>
I want a car, not rolling phone
<raptop>
Staring at my phone most of the time while going somewhere is what happens when I'm taking transit
<packbart>
I use car-sharing rentals by the minute, so I get to try more models and don't need to worry about service
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<raptop>
If there were such a place next to my apt I would be very tempted. But, uh, the nearest is in practice 30+ minutes away (and farther than at least one normal rental place!)
<packbart>
we don't have fixed places here, just park it legally