<FLHerne>
.outcome add You surrender for your crimes, and turn yourself over to the wisdom of the Colegium... may their spirits illuminate the universe.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You surrender for your crimes, and turn yourself over to the wisdom of the Colegium... may their spirits illuminate the universe.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You outsource the assembly of your rockets to Australia. All hail probe!
<XXCoder>
Oh that probe from star trek come back
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<packbart>
All glory to the hypno-probe!
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put a dozen glowsticks in the microwave for 30 minutes. The surface of Kerbin disappears, turning the planet into a naked singularity.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i've never actually owned a microwave
<Althego>
hehe dangerous glowsticks
* darsie
has a tritium glow stick.
<darsie>
Very dim illumination, but much better than total darkness e.g. in a cave or tunnel.
<LunchBot>
New text is: You develop tunnel vision and see Kerbol during a total Kerbolar eclipse.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome You look into the Great Eye and one of your crew members vanishes.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "You look into the Great Eye and one of your crew members vanishes.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You look into the Great Eye and one of your crew members vanishes.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You look into the Great Eye and one of your crew members vanishes.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You send Jeb to astronaut school to learn more about safety procedures. The gamma flash is visible from over a gigaparsec away.
<Azander>
So much for that Astronaut school
<packbart>
well, I guess Jeb learned an important safety lesson that day
<packbart>
do not look directly into the gamma flash
<packbart>
(not even with the remaining eye)
<XXCoder>
welps. time to get another jeb out of vats
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<darsie>
What's the wavelength of gammas after 1 Gpc?
<darsie>
.mission naked
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "naked".
<packbart>
it depends on the dramatic needs of the plot universe
<darsie>
.outcome naked
<LunchBot>
The surface of Kerbin disappears, turning the planet into a naked singularity.
<darsie>
Is there a face on Duna?
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<packbart>
!outcome add The Trans-Instancial Council of Jebs intervenes and takes the crew to The Kitadel.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Trans-Instancial Council of Jebs intervenes and takes the crew to The Kitadel.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Space folds so much that you need to setup a thunderdome for all the copies of Jeb that appear.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Space folds so much that you need to setup a thunderdome for all the copies of Jeb that appear.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You switch your back speedometer to scientific notation again. Your attempts to harness the lightning fail, as it burns right through the leather.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add There would have been much fewer casualties had you not repaired the rocket at the dealership.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: There would have been much fewer casualties had you not repaired the rocket at the dealership.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The head honchos at the rocket factory ended up misreading "injection burn" as "injector burn" and now you're suffering from pintle-rich exhaust.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The head honchos at the rocket factory ended up misreading "injection burn" as "injector burn" and now you're suffering from pintle-rich exhaust.
<raptop>
pfft
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mision
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You convert methane into oxygen. Magic! Everyone involved is desysopped.
<darsie>
des ... what?
<darsie>
Just squeeze 2 protons into C.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i guess sysop is the source of the magic
<XXCoder>
lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
darsie: sounds like a space chem level
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You fail to make an earth-shattering kaboom. You are unable to get NEAR.
<XXCoder>
aw. cursed to be away from everything
<darsie>
4 H --> He, 4 He --> O or so.
<XXCoder>
(I know near is a mod but whatever lol)
<darsie>
Or is it C + He --> O? Or CNO cycle?
<Eddi|zuHause>
too little magic in those
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