raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.1 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
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<packbart> maybe Dawn's got somee fuel
<packbart> Eddi|zuHause: and my keyboard likes to repeat some characters. it's getting old and worn
<darsie> What's the difference?
<packbart> one does not necessarily imply the other
<packbart> this laptop is from 2010, I think
<packbart> (quad-i7, 16GB, old NVidia Quadro FX. good enough still for most things except games)
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<Althego> 1.5 min
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<Althego> landed
<Althego> 16 launches and landings for this booster
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<raptop> More than Challenger (10), though fewer than Endeavour (25)
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<raptop> It also looks like the shuttle that flew the most was Discovery (39)
<raptop> (okay, granted, I'd want to track SSMEs and SRBs, but ~effort~)
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<FLHerne> They do change Merlins sometimes, so tracking SSMEs probably not needes
<FLHerne> (although that takes a couple of hours, not months of stripping the vehicle apart)
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<Eddi|zuHause> i think part of why the shuttle failed at reusability was that every reentry caused a complete refurbishing of the outer shell, wheras a first stage booster doesn't need any of that
<XXCoder> tiles expensive and brittle
<Eddi|zuHause> reusing a second stage might run into that same problem
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You store your fissile materials without regard to their respective distances through the walls. The explosion was so massive that up arrow notation isn't large enough to describe the explosion's yield.
<XXCoder> welps time to get another sandbox out of vats
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You back up to an armed 'Klaw'. The giant Yule goat burns down.
<XXCoder> ok bunch of steps missing lol
<Eddi|zuHause> seems it wasn't really a Klaw :p
<XXCoder> or armed with flamethrowers
<Eddi|zuHause> last time i backed onto a "klaw", the kraken dined on me :p
<packbart> Yum yum
<XXCoder> klaws is certainly dangerous
<XXCoder> you can destroy worlds with 2 and an kerman
<XXCoder> flames is just for special effect
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Bob attempts to microwave some shellfish in the Science Jr. which causes a minor clam-ity. ...but nothing happens!
<XXCoder> well all worlds except for jool
<XXCoder> well thats good
<Eddi|zuHause> but "nothing" as in the food isn't cooked?
<XXCoder> seems so, and somehow it didnt cause food sickness too
<XXCoder> ;outcome add Everything went well except food wasn't great, so everyone had to go to restroom often during mission.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Everything went well except food wasn't great, so everyone had to go to restroom often during mission.
<Eddi|zuHause> uncooked seafood isn't all that dangerous. not many diseases or parasites can jump species like that
<XXCoder> true lol
<XXCoder> man I want reserant sushi
<Eddi|zuHause> this overlap in diseases is why pig meat is more dangerous than cow meat.
<XXCoder> yep
<XXCoder> I remember seeing post about "red pork"
<XXCoder> dangerous af
<Eddi|zuHause> with cow meat, the contaminants will only be on the outside, which is why it's safe to eat a steak rare. but with pig meat, it must be well done.
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You can't even imagine how one would begin to solve this problem.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You can't even imagine how one would begin to solve this problem.
<XXCoder> lol nice
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> Too many people abuse the add mission command on #kspofficial. You hit the Administration Building.
<XXCoder> I guess I got angry about too many missions
<packbart> it is an administrative problem
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You did such a poor job, that it's no longer your problem... because it has become your manager's, the local environment's, and FEMA's problem(s).
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You did such a poor job, that it's no longer your problem... because it has become your manager's, the local environment's, and FEMA's problem(s).
<XXCoder> nice
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to listen to Rokker talk about something for a full hour. ...but nothing happens!
<XXCoder> heyy thats a outcome mission
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<XXCoder> and of course nothing happens. im deaf
<Rokker> hmmm
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You convert your cargo bay into a Michael Bay.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You convert your cargo bay into a Michael Bay.
<Rokker> I dont have an hour today
<KrazyKrl> so you cannot stay?
<Rokker> so I guess nothing happens
<raptop> Guess that means the story has to be condensed?
<XXCoder> "it had happened" done.
<FLHerne> well, attempting to listen for an hour when he doesn't have an hour will result in nothing happening
<XXCoder> im slightly worse off.
<KrazyKrl> I mean, it says "you attempt to listen" which means you failed at listening. Rokker obviously was just yelling into the void.
<XXCoder> id be bored out of my skull sitting and unable to listen to speech
<FLHerne> well, no, you attempted to listen but he wasn't talking, because he's busy
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Bill (somehow) survives the explosion; and starts giving off armless radiation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill (somehow) survives the explosion; and starts giving off armless radiation.
<XXCoder> welps time to get another bill out of vats
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/;/,/
<LunchBot> New text is: Bill (somehow) survives the explosion, and starts giving off armless radiation.
<Althego> armless radiation?
<KrazyKrl> yes, armless
<KrazyKrl> because he has no arms.
<FLHerne> honestly no punctuation at all might be better
<FLHerne> radiation?
<KrazyKrl> i wanted to say "a new kind of armless radiation" but simpler is better.
<Althego> as opposed to armed radiation?
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Val begins logging the Sieverts.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Val begins logging the Sieverts.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Everything went wrong in the most scientifically interesting way possible.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Everything went wrong in the most scientifically interesting way possible.
<XXCoder> ;outcome add Crash was so hard that scientists discover new subatomic particles from it.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Crash was so hard that scientists discover new subatomic particles from it.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You start a forum thread on the morality of part clipping. Mission Failed.
<Althego> hehe morality of part clipping
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sentences you to rehabilitation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sentences you to rehabilitation.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup s/to/with/
<LunchBot> New text is: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sentences you with rehabilitation.
<raptop> !outcome sievert
<LunchBot> Your crew loiters in Minmus orbit for too long and absorbs over 500 megasieverts of radiation.
<raptop> ...that's a lot
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<Eddi|zuHause> sometimes the outcomes can be read as "your mom" jokes
<darsie> Minmus is hot.
<darsie> 500 MSv would heat water by 120 MK if the weighing factor was 1.
<Althego> lol
<darsie> But over a 'long time' the heat could be shed, limiting the temperture rise.
<darsie> Is there a mod that kills Kerbals with cancer from cosmic radiation? :)
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The crew dies from cosmetic radiation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The crew dies from cosmetic radiation.
<Eddi|zuHause> maybe shouldn't have tried the radium lipstick or something :p
<Eddi|zuHause> anyway, i don't think "cancer" is as fast acting as relevant during a mission
<darsie> There's a cancer risk from going on a short Mars mission.
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<darsie> going to Eeloo could well cause cancer that kills 10-50 years later.
<darsie> Jupiter has intense radiation belts.
<darsie> Staying in the van Allen belts for a year is probably a bad idea.
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The crew dies from economic radiation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The crew dies from economic radiation.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You install NEAR because you can't get FAR. Through the fire and through the flames, you carry on.
<KrazyKrl> i mean, i need to get FAR.
<Althego> i guess they didnt watch the clip of tooth fairy from nanowar of steel, so they didnt know enough about economics
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add That book of rules-written-in-blood gains another rule.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: That book of rules-written-in-blood gains another rule.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Ambiguous success!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Ambiguous success!
<KrazyKrl> i find it funny how i spelled "ambiguous" correctly... but misspelled sucess
<raptop> Are kerbal safety rules written in mystery goo?
<raptop> !outcome add This left no blood, so you write the additional safety rules in mystery goo.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: This left no blood, so you write the additional safety rules in mystery goo.
<Althego> but wouldnt the mystery goo get away without the container? as in water it escapes into the water
<raptop> hrm
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a rocket in the SPH and launch it from the runway. A groundbreaking research paper is written on the subject.
<Mat2ch> Rocket with wings. Works.
<raptop> [X] doubt
<Mat2ch> There's a paper now on it!
<darsie> The North American X-15 is a hypersonic rocket-powered aircraft. It was operated by the United States Air Force and the National Aeronautics and Space Administration as part of the X-plane series of experimental aircraft.
<darsie> rocket with wings
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<Eddi|zuHause> what is really the definition of a "rocket"?
<darsie> A rocket (from Italian: rocchetto, lit. 'bobbin/spool')[nb 1][1] is a vehicle that uses jet propulsion to accelerate without using the surrounding air.
<Eddi|zuHause> it has a pointy end, and a firey end, and doesn't rely on air for firing?
<darsie> Squids are rockets without fire.
<darsie> Or latex balloons
<darsie> There might be some pushing off air, idk.
<darsie> or water
<Eddi|zuHause> well, that may depend on your definition of "fire"
<darsie> Throwing a rock makes you a rocket :).
<darsie> .outcome add You throw a rock and become a rocket.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You throw a rock and become a rocket.
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