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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You change the mission logo to an X.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You change the mission logo to an X.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Sweat beads on your brow when you read that your Synosiodic chamber has reached 3.5ppm with 23 side-fumbles per minute. You accidentally unleash AGC-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.
<XXCoder>
lol funny one
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to calculate your trajectory with a 47-adic number; but the only thing that happens is a series of unfortunate "accidents" attributed to someone called "Kerbal 47". While arguably unethical, this yields good results.
<XXCoder>
perfect. who needs ethitics?
<KrazyKrl>
arguably unethical? don't you mean literally unethical?
<raptop>
!mission add You are inspired by Wehrner's proposals in "Kerbals Will Conquer Space Soon!"
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are inspired by Wehrner's proposals in "Kerbals Will Conquer Space Soon!"
<raptop>
This is perhaps unfair given how most outcomes are extremely negative
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Someone implements your strategy in the world-record TAS of KSP2.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Someone implements your strategy in the world-record TAS of KSP2.
<raptop>
hm
<raptop>
!outcome add Your part rescaler converts half of the kerbals into some sort of lizard creature.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your part rescaler converts half of the kerbals into some sort of lizard creature.
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<KrazyKrl>
i thought we weren't supposed to mention the lizard people.
<raptop>
I'm just going for the wordplay instead of eg: a Voyager reference
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Bill appends the mission log with a complaint of KSC's toilet paper having inadequate tensile strength.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill appends the mission log with a complaint of KSC's toilet paper having inadequate tensile strength.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome fixup s/strength./strength for the repair./
<LunchBot>
New text is: Bill appends the mission log with a complaint of KSC's toilet paper having inadequate tensile strength for the repair.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The outcome is *not* extremely negative! This surprises everyone.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The outcome is *not* extremely negative! This surprises everyone.
<raptop>
hrm, meta
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In lieu of an Alcubierre drive, you try an Alsphereierre drive instead. You died for failing to GET OFF MY LAWN!
<Mat2ch>
Drive didn't work. :|
<Althego>
hehe
<raptop>
indeed
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add KSC adds "Consumable Aerospace Kakes for Emergencies." And against all laws and ordinances; you taste one in a non-emergency situation.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: KSC adds "Consumable Aerospace Kakes for Emergencies." And against all laws and ordinances; you taste one in a non-emergency situation.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Your employee discount is permanently revoked.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your employee discount is permanently revoked.
<raptop>
Annoyingly, you are still an employee
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You ctrl-F the outcomes file, and this outcome did not exist before now existing.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You ctrl-F the outcomes file, and this outcome did not exist before now existing.
<KrazyKrl>
wait, don't you all use ctrl-f in the missions and outcomes files before adding one?
<packbart>
no, I don't know where they are. or maybe forgot.
<sandbox>
there's something odd happening with the planes going to Edinburgh airport at the moment
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano.
<KrazyKrl>
is that a joe vs the volcano reference? yes. yes it is.
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<sandbox>
things seems to be going back to normal now
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You get an A* for your efforts... A Sagittarius A*.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You get an A* for your efforts... A Sagittarius A*.
<raptop>
I guess that's worse than getting an A* in pathfinding
<KrazyKrl>
afaik A* is like an A+ in the UK or something
<raptop>
ah
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<raptop>
!outcome add SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)
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<raptop>
!outcome add This time around, the IAEA is called upon to investigate the incident.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This time around, the IAEA is called upon to investigate the incident.
<Althego>
are t here even nations on kerbin?
<raptop>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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<raptop>
!outcome add Not even the astrobaras can save this mission.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Not even the astrobaras can save this mission.
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You bring Minmus' psychedelic snow back to Kerbin to be integrated into the water cycle. You wish the consequences were unimaginable; that way you wouldn't keep imagining them.
<raptop>
Well maybe you shouldn't have gone with a substance that would expand one's imagination so much!
<darsie>
.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You taunt Happy Fun Ball. No-one gets the reference.
<XXCoder>
I certainly didnt
<raptop>
I guess that's a sufficiently old reference