03:54 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

03:54 <LunchBot> You make Kerbals with a lathe. You have entered the Matrix.

03:55 <Eddi|zuHause> did the second thing happen before or after the first thing? :p

04:45 <XXCoder> likely after

09:52 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBZw0gbNUMg

09:53 <Althego> ;mission add Your DIY AI names the latest rocket Doomed.

09:53 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your DIY AI names the latest rocket Doomed.

09:57 <XXCoder> ;mission add You play KSP on rocket computers while crew do final checks.

09:57 <LunchBot> Added mission: You play KSP on rocket computers while crew do final checks.

09:57 <XXCoder> ;mission

09:57 <LunchBot> You attempt to ascend from Kerbol's surface. The neutrino burst alone is lethal.

09:57 <XXCoder> welps time to get another xxcoder from vats

14:19 <Az> !mission

14:19 <LunchBot> Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields. All the bots on #KSPOfficial get into a fight and are kickbanned for spamming.

14:52 <sandbox> !mission

14:52 <LunchBot> You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preparation of porkchop plots. Okay...it didn't explode as much. You see that?

15:20 <KrazyKrl> ;mission

15:20 <LunchBot> You forget that while kerbals don't need to eat, you do. You get homogenized.

19:11 <raptop> Lunchbot is posting food-adjacent things

20:15 <FLHerne> .outcome add The investigation reveals you didn't have a pilot's license and the craft was overloaded. Your insurance company sues you.

20:15 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The investigation reveals you didn't have a pilot's license and the craft was overloaded. Your insurance company sues you.

20:21 <XXCoder> ;mission

20:21 <LunchBot> You try to find "The Answer". You exit the realm of possiblity.

20:22 <XXCoder> so, no answers

20:31 <Tank2333> ;mission

20:31 <LunchBot> You decide to add some mods. In your wildest nightmares, you never considered that you could slam unthinking into a celestial body!

20:31 <packbart> There's a mod for that, I guess

22:33 <raptop> FLHerne: is that mission from a specific accident report?

22:35 <FLHerne> raptop: yes

22:36 <FLHerne> see https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/faa-pilots-werent-certified-to-fly-corporate-jet-that-ran-off-runway-in-kearny-mesa-last-year/2938883/ and https://data.ntsb.gov/carol-repgen/api/Aviation/ReportMain/GenerateNewestReport/102629/pdf

22:37 <FLHerne> not only had the lead pilot's license been revoked two years earlier, he'd literally never flown that type of plane before

22:37 <raptop> o_O

22:37 <FLHerne> the copilot had flown it twice before and also wasn't qualified to, and virtually all his flight experience was in helicopters rather than trijets

22:41 <FLHerne> .outcome add Your cameraman flees from the demented alien windmill.

22:41 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your cameraman flees from the demented alien windmill.

22:41 <FLHerne> (c.f. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kp63-an2ts&t=49s)

22:42 <raptop> Roton!

23:12 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

23:12 <LunchBot> Youssah firin' yah lazer!! Your ship dubsteps itself to destruction.

23:13 <Eddi|zuHause> weirdly consisten.

23:13 <Eddi|zuHause> t

23:13 <Eddi|zuHause> i have this problem since a while where the keyboard just ignores some of my keypresses

23:37 <Az> !mission

23:37 <LunchBot> On your way home you are low on propellant, so you tell an engineer to go on EVA and remove some superfluous parts like landing legs. You also discover that "Warp to dawn" and "Warp to Dawn" do two very different things.