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<FLHerne>
.outcome add It doesn't seem worth it, just to collect 10 tins of paint.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It doesn't seem worth it, just to collect 10 tins of paint.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your vessel. Your mission succumbs to Cole's Law, which is thinly sliced cabbage.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that's the proof: you need more struts! :p
<darsie>
Reinforced cabbage.
<Althego>
use autostruts if possible
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<darsie>
.outcome add The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
<darsie>
.outcome add With Mom Kraken, baby Kraken escapes using two stage rocket rocket propulsion.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: With Mom Kraken, baby Kraken escapes using two stage rocket rocket propulsion.
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<darsie>
1337
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with your all day.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with your all day.
<XXCoder>
wouldnt that be you and not your?
<Eddi|zuHause>
typo
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/your/you/
<LunchBot>
New text is: It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with you all day.
<Eddi|zuHause>
where did that r even come from?
<XXCoder>
dunno I have had entirely wrong word before lol
<XXCoder>
sometimes autotyping gets out of hand (not autocorrect)
<Eddi|zuHause>
damn autocarrot
<XXCoder>
lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The autocarrot strikes again.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The autocarrot strikes again.
<XXCoder>
no your brain gets used to typing certain words
<XXCoder>
so you type it out rather than word you wanted
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You consult !8ball at every stage of the design process. Jebediah breaks out his stash of champagne and uses it to save the mission.
<XXCoder>
fun
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You dissolve C8H20Pb into the liqud fuel to improve the performance of your prop aircraft. You collide with a dirigible behemothaur.
<XXCoder>
yeah no idea on aspects of both lol
<XXCoder>
but guess is that craft went so fast and uncontrollable
<Eddi|zuHause>
i heard leaded fuel tastes sweet
<XXCoder>
lead lilliop would be awesome infinite sweet candy
<XXCoder>
except its poisonous.
<XXCoder>
maybe Everlasting Gobstopper is actually lead
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Sweat beads on your brow when you read that your Synosiodic chamber has reached 3.5ppm with 23 side-fumbles per minute. This will be fixed in the next version.
<FLHerne>
.mission add The potholes in your runway are a serious hazard, but you can't fill them in because they're a habitat for the very rare Pothole Weevil.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The potholes in your runway are a serious hazard, but you can't fill them in because they're a habitat for the very rare Pothole Weevil.
<FLHerne>
(inspired by true frustrations)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A cat gets on your keyboard and fires every thruster at once. You violate causality but don't care because of the speed achieved.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
*notes* cats violate causalityy
<Eddi|zuHause>
-y
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<raptop>
good kitty?
<darsie>
Did the universe cause consciousness or did consciousness caues the universe?
<raptop>
!outcome add You are replaced by a very small shell script.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are replaced by a very small shell script.
<Eddi|zuHause>
darsie: if a tree falls in the woods, does it create someone that can hear it?
<darsie>
.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are inspired by an XKCD what-if. Why? For the glory of science of course!
<Mat2ch>
Exactly!
<XXCoder>
yup!
<XXCoder>
just remember to write it down
<XXCoder>
otherwise its just scrwing around
<Mat2ch>
That's good. We're not screwing around here.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. Riots at KSC.
<XXCoder>
allright! 20th aerospike might have been too much
<Mat2ch>
Let them eat Terriers.
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<darsie>
Avoid animal products.
<darsie>
Killing dogs (and cats) for food or other products is illegal in Austria.
<darsie>
.outcome add The terrier tastes terrible.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The terrier tastes terrible.
<Mat2ch>
darsie: But the engine is called Terrier
<darsie>
Ok, I'll make an exception.
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<FLHerne>
,outcome add You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do nothing interesting. The only thing left to do is fail.