raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.2 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
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<raptop> !outcome add Your kerbals all feel compelled to leave mundane and/or disturbing audiologs before partaking in this mission.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your kerbals all feel compelled to leave mundane and/or disturbing audiologs before partaking in this mission.
<XXCoder> fun
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> Your crew notice a mysterious ticking noise, and start singing along to it. Steam sets fire to your home folder.
<XXCoder> ah steam was ticking
<raptop> Steam is doing?
<raptop> (Also, remember back when Steam had a bug on Linux where it would rm -rf your entire drive?)
<Eddi|zuHause> not remembering steam doing that, but several times news like that passed me for other programs
<FLHerne> I guess the pipe bomb was incendiary
<FLHerne> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4 -- from the very first generation of YouTube memes
<XXCoder> lol
<Eddi|zuHause> i don't think i've ever actually watched that in full
<packbart> I didn't even know that existed
<Eddi|zuHause> i've always thought of it as a worse version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wN6xVJik24
<packbart> speaking of SCPs... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pullman#Burial (totally unrelated, I just heard this mentioned in a book)
<packbart> thoroughly encased in lead, steel and concrete. just in case some angry workers of his might want to dig him out
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<FLHerne> .outcome add It doesn't seem worth it, just to collect 10 tins of paint.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: It doesn't seem worth it, just to collect 10 tins of paint.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your vessel. Your mission succumbs to Cole's Law, which is thinly sliced cabbage.
<Eddi|zuHause> that's the proof: you need more struts! :p
<darsie> Reinforced cabbage.
<Althego> use autostruts if possible
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<darsie> .outcome add The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
<darsie> .outcome add With Mom Kraken, baby Kraken escapes using two stage rocket rocket propulsion.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: With Mom Kraken, baby Kraken escapes using two stage rocket rocket propulsion.
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<darsie> 1337
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with your all day.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with your all day.
<XXCoder> wouldnt that be you and not your?
<Eddi|zuHause> typo
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/your/you/
<LunchBot> New text is: It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with you all day.
<Eddi|zuHause> where did that r even come from?
<XXCoder> dunno I have had entirely wrong word before lol
<XXCoder> sometimes autotyping gets out of hand (not autocorrect)
<Eddi|zuHause> damn autocarrot
<XXCoder> lol
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The autocarrot strikes again.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The autocarrot strikes again.
<XXCoder> no your brain gets used to typing certain words
<XXCoder> so you type it out rather than word you wanted
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You consult !8ball at every stage of the design process. Jebediah breaks out his stash of champagne and uses it to save the mission.
<XXCoder> fun
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You dissolve C8H20Pb into the liqud fuel to improve the performance of your prop aircraft. You collide with a dirigible behemothaur.
<XXCoder> yeah no idea on aspects of both lol
<XXCoder> but guess is that craft went so fast and uncontrollable
<Eddi|zuHause> i heard leaded fuel tastes sweet
<XXCoder> lead lilliop would be awesome infinite sweet candy
<XXCoder> except its poisonous.
<XXCoder> maybe Everlasting Gobstopper is actually lead
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Sweat beads on your brow when you read that your Synosiodic chamber has reached 3.5ppm with 23 side-fumbles per minute. This will be fixed in the next version.
<FLHerne> phew
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<FLHerne> .mission add The potholes in your runway are a serious hazard, but you can't fill them in because they're a habitat for the very rare Pothole Weevil.
<LunchBot> Added mission: The potholes in your runway are a serious hazard, but you can't fill them in because they're a habitat for the very rare Pothole Weevil.
<FLHerne> (inspired by true frustrations)
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> A cat gets on your keyboard and fires every thruster at once. You violate causality but don't care because of the speed achieved.
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<Eddi|zuHause> *notes* cats violate causalityy
<Eddi|zuHause> -y
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<raptop> good kitty?
<darsie> Did the universe cause consciousness or did consciousness caues the universe?
<raptop> !outcome add You are replaced by a very small shell script.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You are replaced by a very small shell script.
<Eddi|zuHause> darsie: if a tree falls in the woods, does it create someone that can hear it?
<darsie> .
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You are inspired by an XKCD what-if. Why? For the glory of science of course!
<Mat2ch> Exactly!
<XXCoder> yup!
<XXCoder> just remember to write it down
<XXCoder> otherwise its just scrwing around
<Mat2ch> That's good. We're not screwing around here.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. Riots at KSC.
<XXCoder> allright! 20th aerospike might have been too much
<Mat2ch> Let them eat Terriers.
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<darsie> Avoid animal products.
<darsie> Killing dogs (and cats) for food or other products is illegal in Austria.
<darsie> .outcome add The terrier tastes terrible.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The terrier tastes terrible.
<Mat2ch> darsie: But the engine is called Terrier
<darsie> Ok, I'll make an exception.
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<FLHerne> ,outcome add You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You do nothing interesting. The only thing left to do is fail.
<FLHerne> well that's depressing
<FLHerne> I've felt like that on bad days
<XXCoder> ouch lol
<raptop> oof
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