<LunchBot>
M is for Mission; that's good enough for you. You *technically* fulfilled the contract requirements...
<raptop>
It was good enough for me, so...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You upload SCORPION STARE to your ship's external cameras to ward off Kraken attacks. Your attempt to make ClF5 in a pressure cooker reminds you of an ex girlfriend.
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<raptop>
!outcome add This rapidly induces death in all test subjects. And the observers. And the experimenters.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This rapidly induces death in all test subjects. And the observers. And the experimenters.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun".
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You publicly admit you play KSP for fun. You set fire to the rain.
<XXCoder>
wow
<XXCoder>
the power of my words
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<FLHerne>
(DPD finally found my little boat)
<FLHerne>
the last couple of days they've been sending "sorry we missed you" notes with photos of random bits of river
<FLHerne>
the address I gave the sender was clear enough, but they left part of it out on the label
<FLHerne>
.outcome add In two hundred years, things will be different in ways you cannot imagine. What you have created now may be entirely in ruins. But there will be something else. Something that takes from the lessons of today.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: In two hundred years, things will be different in ways you cannot imagine. What you have created now may be entirely in ruins. But there will be something else. Something that takes from the lessons of today.
<darsie>
In 200 years my mind might be uploaded.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a craft to cover the KSC in debris. There was a sound like the whole world saying "wop" all at once.
<Althego>
but did it cover ksc with debris?
<sandbox>
wop
<FLHerne>
wop
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Anchovy, onion, garlic and feta cheese pizza.
<Deddly>
Eew
<FLHerne>
doesn't sound too bad to me
<FLHerne>
maybe keep the anchovies and cheese away from each other
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<darsie>
animal products are harmful to the environment.
<darsie>
well, most of them.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You write a bot that could pass the turing test, configure it to talk trollishly about KSP and unleash it on #KSPOfficial. The mission is aborted when the official mission cat jumps on the primary console.
<XXCoder>
oh noes
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The river downstream of your facility spontaneously catches fire.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The river downstream of your facility spontaneously catches fire.
<FLHerne>
.outcome In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.
<XXCoder>
breaking universe laws for fun
<XXCoder>
;outcome add It sure is fun, breaking universe laws.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It sure is fun, breaking universe laws.
<Althego>
leet time
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start a thread on the Orbiter forums about asparagus. Moon's big and haunted.
<XXCoder>
someone didnt like your post
<Azander>
so it seems
<Mat2ch>
B9 is rolling out to the launch pad
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You design and build a bagel museum. Stack Decoupler Error: Core Dumped.
<Althego>
oh no
<Althego>
you summoned
<Althego>
;outcome add AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You arrange a date between Kountdown and Cortana. You become fluent in PowerPoint.
<Eddi|zuHause>
finally...
<Eddi|zuHause>
always wanted to do that...
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Porridge with golden syrup.
<Deddly>
I'd rather take honey, but OK
<SporkWitch>
one could read "golden syrup" as honey
<sandbox>
golden syrup is great
<sandbox>
we used to put it on ice cream
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add This becomes known as "The Second Battle of Dunkirk."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This becomes known as "The Second Battle of Dunkirk."
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You discover the xenobacterium responsible for turning everything on Eve's surface into purple gunk. You're bought out by SpaceX.
<KrazyKrl>
Beltalowda it be the protomolecule!
<FLHerne>
> You design and build a complete space program using nothing but cans of Spam. You pass your exam, and are fully licensed as a pilot.
<KrazyKrl>
i mean, a lot of the time you get rewarded as a spammer.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add This triggers the spam filter, and you get evicted from your quaint hovel.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This triggers the spam filter, and you get evicted from your quaint hovel.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
KrazyKrl: maybe "second battle at the white mountain" would offer more ambiguity as an outcome?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The physics package falls off of your rocket. The rest of the mission is halted by the flood limit.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The spam filter destroys all your rations.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The spam filter destroys all your rations.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
s/rations/snacks/?
<FLHerne>
is spam a snack?
<FLHerne>
I guess it could be
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<raptop>
!outcome garbage
<LunchBot>
The garbage collector deletes your rocket.
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover a form of rat on Dres. The garbage collector deletes your rocket.
<raptop>
...again?
<packbart>
hm
<packbart>
!outcome None
<LunchBot>
AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'
<packbart>
!missio
<packbart>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out of chocolate. You wish the consequences were unimaginable; that way you wouldn't keep imagining them.
<packbart>
raptop: the RNG probably likes you
* packbart
imagines sticky fingers trying to use the control panel
<FLHerne>
raptop: if you'd stop making your rockets out of garbage they wouldn't attract rats
<FLHerne>
and then there'd be no need to remove them
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover all your contracts require unobtanium. You meet an alien who refuses to say anything other than the words "??? ????".
<Eddi|zuHause>
could be worse, could say NI₃
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You start a new podcast.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You start a new podcast.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You introduce Jeb's BadS Workshop to the Astronaut Training School. At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.
<XXCoder>
man training school must be really bad
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