<LunchBot>
You build an inertial guidance system and proceed to launch missiles with it at your opponents. It took some serious convincing for the investors to believe it was a success.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add President John F. Kerman gives one of the greatest speeches in history, "We choose to go to the Mun", placing new urgency on your efforts.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: President John F. Kerman gives one of the greatest speeches in history, "We choose to go to the Mun", placing new urgency on your efforts.
<XXCoder>
;mission add There is critical shortage of ice cream. You need to go to Minmus.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: There is critical shortage of ice cream. You need to go to Minmus.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome The absurd "Minmus is made of icecream" hypothesis is totally debunked.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "The absurd "Minmus is made of icecream" hypothesis is totally debunked.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The absurd "Minmus is made of icecream" hypothesis is totally debunked.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The absurd "Minmus is made of icecream" hypothesis is totally debunked.
<FLHerne>
.mission add You think you know everything, which can be very annoying sometimes.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You think you know everything, which can be very annoying sometimes.
<XXCoder>
:D
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You taunt the SpaceCore. Things get far too meta.
<XXCoder>
whoa whoa too meta for me
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You cut back on funding. Shapiro delays your data return.
<XXCoder>
not paying bills tsk tsk'
<darsie>
1337
<XXCoder>
million dollars. thats sands debt now
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You do a Crazy Ivan to search for suclearnubs. The smell in the cockpit won't go away for ages.
<XXCoder>
crazy ivan smell
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<Eddi|zuHause>
bahwhat'sthatsmell...
<Eddi|zuHause>
alsohowlongshouldikeepupthisjoke?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You take a Fast Fourier Transform of Jeb. A mushroom cloud develops on the horizon.
<raptop>
I guess that's where all the power was in frequency space
<FLHerne>
you must continue the joke, on penalty of infinity jail
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You have made poor choices.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You have made poor choices.
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb does NOT understand, and requests that you not call him Shirley. Despite the gargantuan scale of collateral damage, no city ordinances were broken.
<SporkWitch>
packbart: he crashed because he went to the space bar before launch
<raptop>
Hmm... Hitting the space bar may result in hitting the space bar...
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You write a KSP clone for the PDP-7. Technically the rocket merely experienced a rapid deflagration and never detonated.
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<packbart>
Eddi|zuHause: oh, I see now. too bad
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to push Jool into the Fulton Gap to increase the amount of land for Kerbals to live on. BlackSilver is fired out of a cannon into the sun.
<XXCoder>
jool as gap filler? hmm
<raptop>
Technically this would mean putting it well inside Moho's orbit that the atmosphere evaporates
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