05:14 <raptop> !mission

05:14 <LunchBot> You accept a contract asking you to take atmospheric pressure readings on Jool at an altitude of -200 meters. You never stop screaming, ever.

05:14 <raptop> That's arguably a good response to that contract

05:16 <Althego> hehe

10:59 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

10:59 <LunchBot> You create a space station in the shape of a giant green eyeball. As a result of a clerical error, you crash into the sun.

10:59 <Althego> the eyball went blind from the sun

10:59 <Eddi|zuHause> sun got glooming green eyes now?

13:50 <raptop> Well, the sun is basically a lovecraftian monster

16:31 <teddydd> I kinda want vors and IFR routes for Kerbin. I wonder if there's any mod that adds them 🤔

16:32 <Althego> i would be happy with an ils

16:42 <Mat2ch> I want a CDU!

16:42 <Mat2ch> And being able to program flight plans with it :D

16:42 <Althego> a bit expensive

16:42 <Mat2ch> Just the software version is enough

16:43 <Althego> and i understand you were not talking about a party :)

16:44 <Mat2ch> Never.

17:03 <Eddi|zuHause> that would be politics

17:03 <teddydd> Althego: there is ils mod, works with Kerbin side too

17:04 <teddydd> nav utilities or something

17:05 <teddydd> must have to land a shuttle through blakrack's clouds

18:50 <FLHerne> .stupid add "Bugs: Rarely, if using low (less than 0.1) physics warp on EVA, your kerbal will go flying off at about 7x light speed"

18:50 <LunchBot> Added quote: "Bugs: Rarely, if using low (less than 0.1) physics warp on EVA, your kerbal will go flying off at about 7x light speed"

18:50 <FLHerne> .outcome add Your kerbal goes flying off at about 7x light speed.

18:50 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your kerbal goes flying off at about 7x light speed.

19:55 <Azander> !mission

19:55 <LunchBot> You accept a contract asking you to take atmospheric pressure readings on Jool at an altitude of -200 meters. And that's why "Fool of a Took" has been replaced by "Fool of a Kerman".

20:07 <Mat2ch> hehe

20:07 <Mat2ch> !mission

20:07 <LunchBot> In your hunger for power, you devour a Yatagarasu. Your rocket surprises everyone by imploding this time.

20:21 <packbart> so you ate a navigation system? "Yatagarasu as a crow-god is a symbol specifically of guidance"

20:22 <Mat2ch> Which lead to an implosion...

20:22 <Mat2ch> Not sure how I did that. But it worked.

20:22 <Mat2ch> Maybe the problem is, that a god has no real volume and therefore by eating it, I created a vacuum

20:34 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

20:34 <LunchBot> Your five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no Kerbal has gone before. Oh. mule-mug, starchild! oh, donkeypuss!

20:35 <Eddi|zuHause> i don't remember that second part being in star trek... maybe it was lost in translation somehow :p

20:51 <XXCoder> lol interesting combo

20:51 <XXCoder> ;mission

20:51 <LunchBot> You make the Ion Thruster consume LiquidFuel. Jebediah crashes into Jool at 9100 m/s.

20:51 <XXCoder> ohhh too powerful

20:51 <XXCoder> welms. time to get another jeb out of vats

21:03 <raptop> packbart: well, yes. Admittedly when I added the Yatagarasu mission, it was more of a Touhou reference.

21:19 <packbart> I don't know any of this :)

21:19 <raptop> ah

21:24 <raptop> The actual context is, uh, silly

21:25 <raptop> !8ball Should you teach a raven how to run a nuclear reactor?

21:25 <LunchBot> See what Deddly thinks.

21:27 <Eddi|zuHause> ask yourself the question: what would you do with a raven that DIDN'T know how to run a nuclear reactor?

21:29 <raptop> Depends on the raven, I guess

23:05 <X> Can the raven operate a fusion reactor?

23:05 <X> Perhaps a large solar steam facility?

23:10 <raptop> [solar sect of mystic wisdom intensifies]

23:35 <Eddi|zuHause> ... as long as the sun keeps its green eyes