00:13 <X> He kept you up until 1am last night? Dang.

00:16 <raptop> in conclusion, kitty!

00:33 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

00:33 <LunchBot> You try to hit space. Your actions are in direct violation of the laws of physics. Please cease said actions or you will be apprehended and taken to infinity jail.

00:34 <Eddi|zuHause> okiwillnothitspaceanymore

04:27 <XXCoder> ;mission

04:27 <LunchBot> In the near future, writing no longer exists. All design information must be represented as emojis. This shouldn't be possible.

04:28 <XXCoder> but it happened anyway. too bad

08:02 <FLHerne> .outcome add The inevitable happens, shocking everyone.

08:02 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The inevitable happens, shocking everyone.

08:43 <sandbox> !mission

08:43 <LunchBot> Across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regard Kerbin with envious eyes, and slowly and surely draw their plans against us. As a result of a clerical error, you crash into the sun.

08:59 <XXCoder> oh noes

08:59 <XXCoder> you, the hero, died

14:19 <Eddi|zuHause> wearealldoomed

14:20 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

14:20 <LunchBot> You grab the Magic Boulder with a Klaw. You don't think it's fire. Fire would be a lot less drippy.

14:36 <FLHerne> well, no, it's a boulder

14:36 <FLHerne> not that rock is drippy under expected conditions

14:36 <FLHerne> #

14:39 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire.

14:39 <LunchBot> Added mission: You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire.

14:44 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Welcome to Costco, I love you!

14:44 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Welcome to Costco, I love you!

14:46 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to translate the Kerbal language into Welsh.

14:46 <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to translate the Kerbal language into Welsh.

14:46 <KrazyKrl> ;mission

14:46 <LunchBot> You build a Snarmory. For such a stupid idea, it works amazingly well.

14:47 <Eddi|zuHause> weirdlychoerent,onceagain

14:49 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add It's not stupid if it works... but in this case it was so very very stupid, immeasurably stupid indeed.

14:49 <LunchBot> Added outcome: It's not stupid if it works... but in this case it was so very very stupid, immeasurably stupid indeed.

14:54 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Out of all the outcomes in all the lines in all the .txt file; you walked right into this one.

14:54 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Out of all the outcomes in all the lines in all the .txt file; you walked right into this one.

14:55 <Eddi|zuHause> playitagain,sam.

14:59 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your "Rosebud" launcher explodes on the launchpad.

14:59 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your "Rosebud" launcher explodes on the launchpad.

15:00 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You Xanadon't go to space today.

15:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You Xanadon't go to space today.

15:00 <Eddi|zuHause> spacen't

15:01 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You find out that soylent green is people (good thing you're a Kerbal.)

15:01 <LunchBot> Added mission: You find out that soylent green is people (good thing you're a Kerbal.)

15:11 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Due to a clerical error, you're now on a trans-munar ejection burn.

15:11 <LunchBot> Added mission: Due to a clerical error, you're now on a trans-munar ejection burn.

15:12 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Tasty.

15:12 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Tasty.

15:39 <sandbox> !mission

15:39 <LunchBot> You try to recapture all your base that are belong to the Kraken. The resulting explosion sends chunks of Duna hurtling into places unknown.

19:07 <sandbox> !mission

19:07 <LunchBot> Due to an accounting error; Bill forgets if he meets the age requirements of a mega bloks set. Sting writes a catchy and poignant song about it.

19:22 <Eddi|zuHause> thereoncewasapersonwhogotalettertellingthemtoenrollinschool,theywere106yearsoldandthesoftwaredroppedthehighestdigit.

19:22 <darsie> .

19:56 <FLHerne> .mission fixup s/;/,/

19:56 <LunchBot> New text is: Due to an accounting error, Bill forgets if he meets the age requirements of a mega bloks set.

19:56 <FLHerne> someone really likes their semicolons

20:39 <XXCoder> ;mission

20:39 <LunchBot> You adopt a Langford Death Parrot as a pet, and set photos of it as everyone's desktop wallpaper. It is used by nefarious porpoises.

20:39 <XXCoder> hah

21:05 <Eddi|zuHause> nice.

21:06 <Mat2ch> !mission

21:06 <LunchBot> You fill in the last checkbox on the Geneva Checklist. MechJeb proves to be no less reckless than Real Jeb.

21:12 <XXCoder> welps time to build another mechjeb from spare parts vat

21:35 <FLHerne> .outcome add XXCoder says "welps, time to build another <see mission> from <the relevant> vat".

21:35 <LunchBot> Added outcome: XXCoder says "welps, time to build another <see mission> from <the relevant> vat".

21:37 <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/"welps, time to build another <see mission> from <the relevant> vat"/"welps, time to get another <see mission> from vats."/

21:37 <LunchBot> New text is: XXCoder says "welps, time to get another <see mission> from vats.".

21:37 <XXCoder> lol

21:37 <FLHerne> is closer to the usual phrasing

21:50 <packbart> who refills the vats, I wonder