raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.2 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
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<Cuckamonde> Gentlemenne, ist there any verssion of ye olde 6.4x Planetary scale mod fer the current version of 1.12.5?
<Cuckamonde> Me no find
<Cuckamonde> Me stopid
<Cuckamonde> good lord it might not exist
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<Eddi|zuHause> dunno
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You accidentally trigger discussion of some unrelated topic. Your mission is foiled by nefarious porpoises.
<Eddi|zuHause> porpoises!myarchnemesis!
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You value-engineer your components to the brink of failure. Common sense should have predicted this outcome.
<raptop> hmm
<packbart> ah, the solid method of removing components until the rocket no longer reaches orbit, then putting the last bit back in
<XXCoder> yep lol
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You launch something that barely looks like a rocket. Your kerbals are mashed into something amazingly like mystery goo.
<XXCoder> goo in barely a rocket
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<Eddi|zuHause> guys,ithinkifoundaloophole.
<Eddi|zuHause> technicallyiwasonlyforbiddenfrom_hitting_space.ificopy-pastespacethatshouldbefine.
<sandbox>
<sandbox> I copied that from notepad without pressing space
<sandbox> alt 32
<sandbox>   alt 255 is one of my favourites
<Eddi|zuHause> rememberalt+7?
<darsie> ChatGPT: Corrected version: Technically, I was only forbidden from hitting space. If I copy-paste space, that should be fine.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a giant Yule goat in KSP. According to sources Bill isn't able to throw up anymore.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You plan to build a reusable spacecraft twice as big as the current ones.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You plan to build a reusable spacecraft twice as big as the current ones.
<Mat2ch> Eddi|zuHause: That was a horrible Yule goat then.
<XXCoder> ouch thats bad
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You equip your craft with a bigger meatsink. Your actions fractally generate more and more outcomes until INTEGER OVERFLOW EXCEPTION.
<XXCoder> hmmm
<XXCoder> meatsink all way down
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<FLHerne> .mission add You have no idea how to calculate your craft's drag coefficient, so you make one up and hope for the best.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You have no idea how to calculate your craft's drag coefficient, so you make one up and hope for the best.
<FLHerne> .outcome add The toilet system fails catastrophically.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The toilet system fails catastrophically.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You make a landing stage out of ice. For some reason, subsequent modifications make your designs increasingly crab-like.
<XXCoder> lol latest xkcd funny
<FLHerne> hah
<Mat2ch> hrhr
<XXCoder> crab-like landing stage lol
<Eddi|zuHause> everything evolves into crabs
<FLHerne> .outcome carcin
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "carcin".
<FLHerne> hm
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The warning label talking about carcinisation instead of carcinogenesis wasn't a misprint, apparently.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The warning label talking about carcinisation instead of carcinogenesis wasn't a misprint, apparently.
<FLHerne> .outcome add The crew cursed you—not with a common cursory curse, but with long, carefully-thought-out, comprehensive curses, that embrace the whole of your career, and stretch away into the distant future, and include all your relations, and cover everything connected with you—good, substantial curses.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The crew cursed you—not with a common cursory curse, but with long, carefully-thought-out, comprehensive curses, that embrace the whole of your career, and stretch away into the distant future, and include all your relations, and cover everything connected with you—good, substantial curses.
<FLHerne> (fixed s/cursed/curse/ in PM)
<XXCoder> ;outcome add You'd have never thought that typo that changed "no" to "now" would have so much consequences.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You'd have never thought that typo that changed "no" to "now" would have so much consequences.
<Eddi|zuHause> i just found out, that opposing to every other language, english spells "career" with a single r
<darsie> Is there r in Mandarin?
<Eddi|zuHause> question is ill-formed. didn't check whether requirements are met.
<Eddi|zuHause> (two obvious requirements: the word (derived from the same origin, and with similar meaning) must exist, and must use a writing system using latin alphabet)
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You see that one of your control rods is stuck and manually pull it up. The discussion gets added to the fortune file.
<Eddi|zuHause> is that a euphemism for a killfile?
<FLHerne> it's pretty much the Unix equivalent of LunchBot
<FLHerne> darsie: no, so Mandarin doesn't spell "career" with one 'r'
<Eddi|zuHause> ah, like a quote database
<SporkWitch> That's bash.org
<Eddi|zuHause> there's more than one :p
<Mat2ch> bash.org still exists?
<Eddi|zuHause> was wondering that as well
<Eddi|zuHause> haven't looked for it in like 10 years
<SporkWitch> http://bash.org/?latest at least recently enough for a quote about bitcoin
<SporkWitch> (and to update the copyright tag to say 2023)
<Eddi|zuHause> bitcoin is also over 10 years old now?
<Mat2ch> Pfff, I made those copyright dates always as variable. Nobody has time to not have this updated by a computer that knows the time perfectly well.
<SporkWitch> well, worst case 2017, since that's the last post from the managers lol
<SporkWitch> omgrawr is another fun one; basically bash.org but specifically for eve online
<Eddi|zuHause> well, if the "latest" page contains comments about brexit, it can't be THAT busy
<Eddi|zuHause> ... and the last jedi being out now...
<Eddi|zuHause> conclusion: IRC is a dead medium
<Mat2ch> That's being said for 20 years now.
<SporkWitch> Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/1782/
<FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: I think bash.org has been dead since 2017
<FLHerne> I've tried making a couple of submissions but they're never approved
<FLHerne> .outcome This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped vy
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped vy".
<FLHerne> .outcome add This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped by volunteers.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped by volunteers.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You press the АЗ-5 button, not knowing that your reactor is in an unusual and unsafe state. Senpai notices you.
<SporkWitch> and so does everyone else in that hemisphere lol
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<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The battery runs low and the extension chord doesn't reach all the way.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The battery runs low and the extension chord doesn't reach all the way.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You sell your soul to The Kraken. Your intercept is bungled by a giganotosaurus.
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/chord/cord/
<LunchBot> New text is: The battery runs low and the extension cord doesn't reach all the way.
<FLHerne> unless I've missed a joke
<raptop> I think it was just a typo
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You shoot the Mun with a laser. Dinosaur invasion begins.
<raptop> Leaving out the critical intermedaite steps again, lunchbot
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<FLHerne> raptop: it's the precise inverse of this scene https://web.archive.org/web/20211021211239/http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/21p94/
<FLHerne> in which Dracula ends a dinosaur invasion with his moon-based laser
<raptop> hrm
<FLHerne> like most things in that strip, it makes a surprising amount of sense in context
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<FLHerne> .outcome add The whole process becomes steadily more unhinged.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The whole process becomes steadily more unhinged.
<raptop> yep