00:58 <XXCoder> ;mission

00:58 <LunchBot> You travel through time and space to the KSP2 release party. Mechjeb stops working.

00:58 <XXCoder> welms. time to get another jeb out of vats

00:59 <XXCoder> funny how that would be backwards now, or is it still unreleased?

00:59 <raptop> I'm pretty sure that mechjeb stopped working because you submerged it into the vats

00:59 <raptop> I guess you can claim it's the 1.0 release party

00:59 <raptop> that said...

00:59 <raptop> !outcome JWST

00:59 <LunchBot> This takes so long that you finish just before JWST launches.

01:00 <XXCoder> lol

04:39 <X> ;mission

04:39 <LunchBot> You come up with atrocious but mathematically-sound unit conversions, which you feed into kmath for fun. The job of killing all kerbals is given over to robots.

04:40 <X> So... firkins per furlong per fortnight it is.

04:42 <X> And temperature is measured in the obscure scale of Fahrenheit, of course.

04:43 <Althego> km/s/Mpc

04:44 <Althego> isnt that 1/s actually?

04:45 <Althego> ah yes a very low frequency

04:45 <X> 3.24076×10^-20 /s

04:49 <X> .001m/3.08567*10^16m

04:49 <X> /s

04:50 <X> It's probably some sort of gravitational wave.

04:55 <Althego> a wave that happened only once<

08:51 <FLHerne> speed of light is a foot per nanosecond

08:52 <Althego> yes about right

10:08 <FLHerne> .outcome add You crash and burn, both figuratively and literally.

10:08 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You crash and burn, both figuratively and literally.

10:09 <FLHerne> .outcome add You return to Kerbin three years before you left, and beg yourself not to do that again.

10:09 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You return to Kerbin three years before you left, and beg yourself not to do that again.

10:12 <FLHerne> .mission add You try to sell your rocket, but everyone just kicks the engine bells before making insultingly low offers.

10:12 <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to sell your rocket, but everyone just kicks the engine bells before making insultingly low offers.

10:13 <XXCoder> probably because it fell off ;)

10:13 <XXCoder> ;mission

10:13 <LunchBot> You replace the atmosphere of your spacecraft with aerogel. Come on, you apes^H^H^H^Htrees, do you want to live forever?

10:13 <XXCoder> certainly wouldnt live for long in that

10:54 <darsie> I thought of living up to 1E33 years.

10:57 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

10:57 <LunchBot> You wonder if making the rocket cuter will improve thermal properties... Your plans confuse Tzeentch.

10:57 <XXCoder> that certainly confused me

11:10 <FLHerne> and me

11:33 <Eddi|zuHause> dunno, seems perfectly logical to me

11:38 <darsie> 1338

12:51 <packbart> "cute" doesn't necessarily imply "hot"

13:51 <Eddi|zuHause> but maybe "chill"?

18:10 <sandbox> !mission

18:10 <LunchBot> Bill drops a superconducting space pen into an open floor hatch; this causes mystery goo to be emitted from several of the spacecraft's key systems. You succeed, but the save corrupts, you forgot to take images, and no one believes you.

18:14 <FLHerne> not LunchBot's most coherent effort

18:40 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

18:40 <LunchBot> You make a lathe on Laythe. You killed Jeb. And Bob. And that red shirt guy.

18:40 <Eddi|zuHause> *note* lathe is dangerous.

18:43 <darsie> .mission add You make Kerbals with a lathe.

18:43 <LunchBot> Added mission: You make Kerbals with a lathe.

19:51 <raptop> Obviously the goal of kerbal space exploration is to find the Lathe of Heaven, so they can build more

19:52 <raptop> (Unfortunately, they've only found the Laythe of Heaven)

23:23 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: new Cruising the Cut is up, I'm in this one quite a bit :-)

23:24 <FLHerne> that's muggins here down the weed hatch

23:25 <FLHerne> also steering Atlas for about half of it, and hopping about with ropes, and not falling in the cut :p

23:25 <FLHerne> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHS3gXmBNuc