<LunchBot>
You decide to save weight on your fuel tanks by replacing them with plastic bags. This proves disastrous for your kerbals around Eve.
<raptop>
Guess they'll never see the value of thoes mass ratios
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to pet the UmbralRaptor. The Windows 64-bit version morphs into skynet and incinerates humanity.
<raptop>
...
<XXCoder>
umbralraptor must have been secretly the centeral ai behind skynet
<raptop>
why would I- they- do that?
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<Mat2ch>
So, Starliner is delayed, again?
<Althego>
"indefinitely"
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<Althego>
i especially liked the flammable wire tape coating a lot of stuff
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You prepare the complete removal of ubiquity. Suddenly, you discover all your kerbals are BadS.
<XXCoder>
oh boy
<Eddi|zuHause>
so it... worked?
<XXCoder>
seems so.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
always remember that you're special, just like everyone else.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Your space station runs out of snacks.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your space station runs out of snacks.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked." There are mysterious cases of food poisoning in the KSC.
<XXCoder>
man mission have been hitting out of field lately
<Althego>
again somehow related, pre cooked and food poisioning
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Your lunch is delayed.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your lunch is delayed.
<Althego>
hehe
<XXCoder>
:)
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
A question weirdly phrased you ask. You find the source of the mysterious scent using your Smell-o-scope.
<Althego>
that would make me angry
<XXCoder>
olviously someone understood me and pointed out the source
<Eddi|zuHause>
he who smellt it, dealt it.
<XXCoder>
I have never ever dealt it then
<XXCoder>
I cant smell
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try a rover race with DarkMultiPlayer. The flying spaghetti monster invites you for tea.
<Mat2ch>
Oh, how nice!
<XXCoder>
must have approved your perforance at race.
<Mat2ch>
or showed pity...
<XXCoder>
indeed
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build an infiniglider. Your Proton rocket undergoes supersymmetric decay, emitting a "Positron" SRB and a "Neutrino" micro-SSTO.
<Althego>
hehe
<Eddi|zuHause>
how can it be an SSTO when this is clearly a stage separation?
<packbart>
hm. is a satellite riding in a payload bay not an SSTO craft itself?
<Eddi|zuHause>
by that logic every last stage is an SSTO
<packbart>
it's SSTO's (orbit or ocean) all the way down to the launchpad!
<packbart>
!mission add You describe your rocket stack as "revolutionary chain-SSTO technology".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You describe your rocket stack as "revolutionary chain-SSTO technology".
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
should have been block chain
<darsie>
.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add you explain to your investors how your rocket design uses all the current buzzwords.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: you explain to your investors how your rocket design uses all the current buzzwords.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/you/You/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You explain to your investors how your rocket design uses all the current buzzwords.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to build a Delta Glider from stock parts. You accidentally sit on the launchpad for a week without taking off.
<XXCoder>
probably forgot to add engines.
<XXCoder>
traditional ksp
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's a glider. why woul it need engines?
<Mat2ch>
XXCoder: In this case... not the right kind of engines.
<XXCoder>
lol indeed
<Mat2ch>
and you are still waiting for the engineers to give you the impulse engines
<Mat2ch>
*develop them
<Mat2ch>
oh, an impulse engine is nothing more but a fusion reactor
<Mat2ch>
using the plasma exhaust for propulsion
<Althego>
lol nothing more
<Eddi|zuHause>
easy...
<Althego>
we cant even build a fusion reactor on earth, much less fly it
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, we do have fusion reactors. just very experimental ones
<Althego>
single use fusion reactor :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
there's currently two gaps to overcome for making a fusion power plant: making the fusion reaction continue for longer, and actually making use of the resulting energy
<Althego>
if we want only propulsion, maybe it is possible even now
<Eddi|zuHause>
but that means you must make it small enough to haul into space
<Mat2ch>
Is someone actively working on fusion here?
<Mat2ch>
I have some questions...
<Eddi|zuHause>
no, i just heard a podcast about an experimental fusion reactor
<Althego>
all are experimental
<Izzy>
I like the way you think
<Eddi|zuHause>
they said you could put up a commercial reactor in about 5 years, if you put up 20mrd€ and allow taking a few risks which public funding wouldn't allow
<Althego>
tiny amount of change :)
<Izzy>
just need to build a moon base so we can manufacture fusion reactors on the moon
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, intel plans a new chip factory in germany, for 27mrd€
<Althego>
for short unit users mrd is a billion
<Eddi|zuHause>
you mean for people who didn't understand the system and just went with what they thought it meant...
<Eddi|zuHause>
... and then impose their wrong opinion onto others
<Althego>
yes it is a stupidity americans infected the uk with a few decades ago
<Althego>
and since then all english
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<Mat2ch>
we should just use metric prefixes to fix this.
<Althego>
i hate short units, because in eu people use long units. but then we use english to communicate and you cant ever be shure what a big number means
<Eddi|zuHause>
Mat2ch: and then we have binary prefixes :p
<Althego>
but that is only for storage
<Eddi|zuHause>
and giga-euro sounds somewhat weird
<Althego>
hehe
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<Mat2ch>
I prefer MegaEuros. Please transfer to my bank account.
<darsie>
MEUR
<darsie>
TEUR
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The result is measured in megacasualties.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The result is measured in megacasualties.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
The market finally crashes. Your computer melts because of what you did.
<Eddi|zuHause>
was probably doing crypto stuff
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You're baffled, but your rocket's fuel tank isn't. There seems to have been a miscommunication when they implemented "snake" on the guidance computer of your spaceplane.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put your hand out the window to get a feel for aerodynamics. Half the onlookers love it, half hate it.
<Eddi|zuHause>
you can't please everyone.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover a kesslertron and deorbit it. You accidentally destroy Carthago and make Cato proud.
<raptop>
Hey, just one city instead of all of low kerbin orbit!
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You assign Jeb to Collins Duty. Unfortunately everyone was too busy arguing over imperial vs metric to care.
<Althego>
the good old days
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe. You end up quantum entangled with Kerbol.
<XXCoder>
sounds like portal tech messed up
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You convert the main space theme to Locrian. This really makes it sink in that kerbals have teeth.
<Eddi|zuHause>
seems they didn't like it
<XXCoder>
ow im imanging them swarming and biting with sharp teeth lol