01:08 <raptop> !mission

01:08 <LunchBot> You decide to recreate Project Orion. By the time Jebediah manages to decelerate, the universe is nearing heat death.

01:08 <raptop> Apparently I was overly successful

01:08 <XXCoder> congats on being last kerbals

01:09 <XXCoder> reminds me of sinner man

01:09 <XXCoder> its fairly short story

01:10 <XXCoder> of course its scifi one

01:10 <XXCoder> I cant remember proper tspry name and who author was but well

01:11 <XXCoder> ohh found it

01:11 <XXCoder> Stars, Won't You Hide Me?, by ben bova

01:12 <raptop> hm

01:12 <XXCoder> its certainly weird story

01:19 <raptop> This explains one of the weirder missions I guess

01:19 <raptop> !Mission sinner

01:19 <raptop> !mission sinner

01:19 <LunchBot> You ask Sinnerman where he's going to run to.

01:21 <XXCoder> nice

01:22 <XXCoder> its recommanded read btw

01:22 <XXCoder> it wont take too long, and its very interesting takes on some stuff

01:25 <raptop> I'll look into it

01:31 <XXCoder> ;mission

01:31 <LunchBot> You drop your snacks into the LOX tank to preserve them better. No matter how hard you look, you'll never find the typo in this sentence.

01:32 <XXCoder> this sentence has a t​ypo.

02:00 <raptop> Is the typo a zero-width space or something?

02:05 <XXCoder> mine does lol not sure on that outcome

02:06 <XXCoder> checked it, no zero width stuff

02:06 <XXCoder> maybe it really has no typo

02:06 <raptop> hm

02:19 <raptop> Today in feeling like a n00b: realizing that even if you minimize gravity losses, how you approach a Mun landing can still cost 200 m/s more than the most efficient way.

08:10 <FLHerne> .outcome add You open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...: Showers of debris, you get no sympathy.

08:10 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...: Showers of debris, you get no sympathy.

08:18 <XXCoder> lol

08:31 <darsie> :)

08:32 <XXCoder> ;mission

08:32 <LunchBot> You sacrifice an anode to Ferris. Your impromptu large-scale work of participatory sculpture, "Kerbin without its atmosphere", wins the Turner Prize after an acrimonious nomination process.

08:32 <XXCoder> ouch heh

08:32 <FLHerne> a very effective sacrifice

08:40 <FLHerne> .mission add You store Wagyu beef cuts in the propulsion compartment because it's cold. This causes misalignment of key system components.

08:40 <LunchBot> Added mission: You store Wagyu beef cuts in the propulsion compartment because it's cold. This causes misalignment of key system components.

20:15 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

20:15 <LunchBot> You escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by- oh, wait... þufferin' þuccotash!

20:17 <Eddi|zuHause> þat doþn't þound healþy

20:18 <XXCoder> :þ

20:33 <FLHerne> .wisdom þ

20:33 <LunchBot> A frogge biþ a smal beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe, or be it tropyckal, he may haue dyuers coloures. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. It haccheþ from an ey and it þan ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten.

20:34 <Eddi|zuHause> i can sorta understand that

20:35 <Eddi|zuHause> just "biþ" as a form of "to be" sounds a bit odd