raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
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<Althego> possible launch in about 90 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emZ-oROYq8s
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<Althego> stream started
<Althego> t-10
<Althego> landed
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<packbart> !nela
<Kerbot> packbart => Falcon 9 - Transporter-8 - Jun 12 (estimated) - https://rocketlaunch.live/launch/transporter-8 for info/stream
<Althego> i am going to sleep through that
<Althego> close to midnight
<Althego> (in europe)
<packbart> I don't watch SpaceX launches anymore. not enough chance of entertainment ;)
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> almost never explodes :)
<Althego> wait for the next starship
<Mat2ch> yeah, it's already six weeks, isn't it?
<Mat2ch> Where's the launch? :D
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<KrazyKrl> ;8ball explosions?
<LunchBot> THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You play some filk songs to improve morale. They were so convincing in their argument!
<KrazyKrl> ;8ball are explosions aliens, instead of the aliens being explosions?
<LunchBot> Go for it.
<Mat2ch> Ah, when filk songs are played everything is going to be fine.
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You evade the consequences by the creation of more elaborate contrivances.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You evade the consequences by the creation of more elaborate contrivances.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You didn't brain good.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You didn't brain good.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your Swiss cheese stops being holey, so you start adding impurities...
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your Swiss cheese stops being holey, so you start adding impurities...
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Bill ended up misreading the "Launch Window" definition; luckily only the faint noise of glass shattering was ever noticed.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill ended up misreading the "Launch Window" definition; luckily only the faint noise of glass shattering was ever noticed.
<KrazyKrl> Rockomax brand wall holes; 90% unbreakable!
<KrazyKrl> "Did you just call a window a 'wall hole'?" yes.
<Althego> 60% of the time, it works every time
<Althego> there is a work for doors and windows collectively and i could translate it as "opening closers". wall hole make a lot more sense
<Althego> (almost as good as water landing)
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bill attempts to store the lithosphere in the overhead compartment.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bill attempts to store the lithosphere in the overhead compartment.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Bob is perturbed.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bob is perturbed.
<Althego> strange that ksp has bob and eve, but no alice
<Althego> (alice and bob are usually two communication participants, eve is the eavesdropper, in crypto examples)
<KrazyKrl> Alice "Cheshire" Kerman is the rare Kerbal that failed the psychological certification needed to uneventfully crash in a test flight.
<packbart> tried to escape the garlic plane, I guess
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The crash was uneventful.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The crash was uneventful.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> planned crash
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission add A mission critical event has formed.
<LunchBot> Added mission: A mission critical event has formed.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The spacecrafts only snowcone maker has gone out-of-order.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The spacecrafts only snowcone maker has gone out-of-order.
<packbart> as long as Mr. Coffee is still operationaö
<packbart> operational, duh
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bob attempts to install an ancient high-wattage coffeemaker.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bob attempts to install an ancient high-wattage coffeemaker.
<KrazyKrl> why is the scientist attempting to install a coffeemaker? where do you think the mystery goo comes from?
<Althego> didnt it come from a dumpster?
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bill drops a superconducting space pen into an open floor hatch; this causes mystery goo to be emitted from several of the spacecraft's key systems.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bill drops a superconducting space pen into an open floor hatch; this causes mystery goo to be emitted from several of the spacecraft's key systems.
<Althego> This unit was something one of our engineers came upon while dumpster divin-- Erm, while researching alternative applications for existing technologies.
<KrazyKrl> Rockomax's vast inventory of "stuff we totally didn't win in a storage unit auction" aerospace components.
<Althego> there is the found lying by the side of the road equipment too
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to kill every kerbal in one titanic explosion. You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.
<Mat2ch> Ehm
<Mat2ch> I'm sorry?
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Luckily everyone (and everything) involved was inflammable.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Luckily everyone (and everything) involved was inflammable.
<Althego> unfortunately inflammable means flammable and not flammable at the same time
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your turbopump encounters a slight turbine excursion.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your turbopump encounters a slight turbine excursion.
<packbart> Excursions are nice. Bring a picnic basket!
<Althego> smarter than the average kerbal
<KrazyKrl> 40% smarter than the average kerbal...
<KrazyKrl> 1.4 * 0 = 0
<raptop> !8ball Is the Duolingo owl a mirror-universe kerbal?
<LunchBot> Wait until next time.
<raptop> (since he speaks forwards-masked Spanish)
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<packbart> oh my. Boeing allegedly copied a patented wrench, then used it wrong. https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/12/boeing_wilson_aerospace_lawsuit/
<packbart> just tack it onto the SLS cost
<packbart> "because Boeing covertly stole Wilson's intellectual property without receiving the full instructions on how to properly build, install, and use it, several of the aerospace and aviation products built by Boeing are pockmarked with critical safety flaws that put lives at risk"
<raptop> meep
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<FLHerne> tbf, the allegations are always going to sound bad
<FLHerne> nothing proven yet
<FLHerne> !stupid NASA lawyers
<LunchBot> "All of this once-in-a-generation momentum, can easily be undone by one party—in this case, Blue Origin—who seeks to prioritize its own fortunes over that of NASA, the United States, and every person alive today who dreams to see humans exploring worlds beyond our own." -- NASA lawyers.
<FLHerne> reminds me of ^, the most hyperbolic statement by a government body in a legal case ever
<Mat2ch> "Boeing managed to gain access and download its IP"
<Mat2ch> I have questions. About their IT securit
<Mat2ch> y
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> dud they use cloud services? :)
<Mat2ch> No, Windows XP or worse, 2000
<Mat2ch> I know how the industry works. Everyone always thinks of the product, never their own infrastructure.
<Mat2ch> Also since when is remaking a tool from a patent and using it, but not selling it, illegal? ;)
<Althego> to me 2k was the same as xp
<Althego> it just didnt have that stupid skin i turned off in the first second in xp
<Mat2ch> hehe
<Mat2ch> never used it. Went straight to Linux :P
<Althego> i used 2k a lot in a job
<Althego> used the same drivers as xp, every dialof was the same
<Mat2ch> Well, it was basically just a revamp of 2000. Because their single-user system was a dead end
<Althego> btw vista and 7 was basically the same too
<Althego> it is just the drivers were not ready in time for vista and there were some slight ui issues which were rectified. so towards the end vista vas like 7
<Mat2ch> Not really. For Vista they planned to move all configurations into a real database
<Mat2ch> iirc
<Mat2ch> they failed.
<Althego> but relax. although they usually have every 2nd win ok, and the ones in between horrible, i expect 12 to be even worse than 11
<Mat2ch> Use Linux, I tell ya :D
<Althego> i do
<Althego> but windows is a nice game launcher, and i dont want to spend time on setup
<Althego> for anything else, you are better off using linux
<Althego> if i needed windows to do any compiling i would quit the job
<Mat2ch> If you are using steam, there's almost no setup anymore...
<Althego> i dont
<Althego> never will. becauyse you dont own that
<Althego> they own it
<Mat2ch> true
<Mat2ch> Well, except KSP. They can't take it from me :P
<Althego> hehe
<Mat2ch> And a few other games
<Mat2ch> but I'm not a collector. I don't care about that stuff. If it's gone, it's gone.
<Mat2ch> I have over 4000 hours in RocketLeague. Bought it for 15 EUR. Where do you get torture, grind and dismay for so long for so little money?
<Mat2ch> oh, for everything else is there is in fact lutris and other game launchers with many pre-made profiles
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You pull out your slide-rule to calculate the delta-v of the Resonance Cascade as a single-stage-to-Xen. Although sugar and caffeine can keep you vaguely awake for a long while, they don't work forever.
<packbart> if it's not on Steam, I don't buy it ;) which probably means I'll never see Star Citizen
<Mat2ch> well, Star Citizen has it's own installer and everything. Which is not that bad.
<Eddi|zuHause> i've not managed to play star citizen on wine
<Eddi|zuHause> (i've not actually bought it, just signed up on a testing phase where it was free)
<Mat2ch> There's a whole Linux User Group helping users play...
<Mat2ch> "Wine version 4.2 will have it all in, to enjoy StarCitizen 100% on Linux." From 2019 ;)
<Eddi|zuHause> last time i tried, the launcher would just hang playing music but not showing anything
<Mat2ch> Sounds like a task for the LUG :)
<Mat2ch> oh, thanks
<Mat2ch> Weird. The booster is moving more than usual
<Eddi|zuHause> well... besides of that, my PC is probably seriously underspecced for star citizen
<Mat2ch> I fear every computer is ;)
<Mat2ch> what's your stats?
<Eddi|zuHause> a 12 year old phenom II x6 :)
<Eddi|zuHause> with 12GB ram
<Eddi|zuHause> and a radeon RX580
<Mat2ch> That's probably the reason why the installer doesn't like you :D
<Eddi|zuHause> nothing of that should prevent the launcher from running...
<Eddi|zuHause> once upon a time it went further, i could get into some kind of demo-hangar
<Mat2ch> oh, wow, that one landing leg took its time...
<FLHerne> yeah, I just said that in the other channel
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> In lieu of launching, you begin lunching. People start complaining about Kmath's mission function.
<Eddi|zuHause> people always find something to complain about
<Mat2ch> Yes. But this can wait til after lunch.
<FLHerne> .mission add You decide the next action can wait til after lunch.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You decide the next action can wait til after lunch.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You have the board computer replaced with an HP laptop. This lays waste to everything not in sight.
<Mat2ch> lol
<Mat2ch> HP again
<Mat2ch> never ever would I buy a laptop from them
<Mat2ch> and even printers are getting worse and worse.
<XXCoder> so, it destroyed everything you didnt see?
<FLHerne> I will never buy anything from them again, especially printers
<XXCoder> damn thats in SCP level of weirdness
<XXCoder> end result you would be still in building and its fine. and you walk out and everything that wasnt visible is destroyed
<FLHerne> XXCoder: the HP laptop can't support a simulation extending more than the render distance
<XXCoder> lol
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You show pictures from your awesome mission to your physics professor, and ask if they'll count for partial credit on the homework you didn't do while you were playing KSP. You are truncated by a floating point.
<FLHerne> so everything just stops existing the moment it goes out of view
<Mat2ch> XXCoder: It's not just the building... everything outside the room.
<XXCoder> lol
<Mat2ch> So the room is now floating somewhere.
<Eddi|zuHause> but how would you ever notice
<Mat2ch> You go outside.
<Mat2ch> And realize that the air in the room wants to do the same. Also there is nothing outside.
<FLHerne> I guess it did count for partial credit but rounded down to the nearest integer value
<Eddi|zuHause> but it'll pop back into existence if i go outside, and the inside will vanish instead
<Mat2ch> Nothing nothing.
<FLHerne> it's noticeable in resource-limited Minecraft worlds
<Mat2ch> well, I have to sleep.
<FLHerne> being unloaded/reloaded causes items, creatures etc. to vanish
<XXCoder> it would be weird if you get isekai'd into minecraft world
<XXCoder> I would hope id get creative powers lol
<FLHerne> so with a tiny simulation distance, you prettt much turn your back on a sheep or whatever, come back a minute later and it's evaporated
<XXCoder> ;outcome add You land on a flat world, with everything weirdly blocky!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You land on a flat world, with everything weirdly blocky!
<FLHerne> where
<FLHerne> 's that video
<Eddi|zuHause> i thought animals don't despawn, only monsters do
<Eddi|zuHause> but it's been like 10 years that i last touched minecraft
<XXCoder> earlier versions they can despawn, though saved better than monsters
<XXCoder> I had massive animal farm where it spawns, goes down steps towards hole
<XXCoder> it didnt work a very short time after build by a update lol
<XXCoder> animals spawning was massively slowed down due to preservation being added
<XXCoder> it was waste of time lol
<Eddi|zuHause> i think minecraft 1.4 was the version i played the most... and then the one where they added horses (1.7?)
<Eddi|zuHause> and for a very brief time the one where they rebalanced anvils so i could actually repair my infinity bow
<Eddi|zuHause> which should have been 1.8
<Eddi|zuHause> oh and a long time ago i played some alpha version, which i think was also called 1.4
<Eddi|zuHause> there i got horribly lost and didn't find my way back to my farm
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