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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
you install KSP on your laptop so you can fly while you fly while you fly with that special plane within a plane you have. You elect to get out and push...
<raptop>
!choose kerbal fortress program|dwarf space simulator
<LunchBot>
kerbal fortress program
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
i choose dwarf space simulator
<Althego>
grump dwarves building spaceships and goin to far away places
<FLHerne>
F9 launch in a few minutes
<Althego>
5 minutes
<FLHerne>
KSP with DF-level detail would be maddening
<FLHerne>
make sure you have enough secretaries to file the paperwork so the turbopump engineers can work
<FLHerne>
also the tantrum spirals on long space missions would be glorious
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<Althego>
funny that spacex lands more rockets than the others launch
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<Althego>
ula stream started
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You run Doom on a KAL-1000. You end up with acute mental disorders.
<Eddi|zuHause>
these video games, man... they are twisting your brains...
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
or its kal-1000 thats tweaking game to twist your brai
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You open an airlock to EVA and fix a malfunctioning rocket engine. You go All Upper Case.
<XXCoder>
OH IT GOT BAD
<Eddi|zuHause>
no. it must always be the simplest explanation...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/go/Go/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You Go All Upper Case.
<Althego>
no, zombie always goes full upper case
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do nothing interesting. The crew drink so much at their advance funerals that the mission has to be postponed.
<Mat2ch>
Shouldn't have bored them...
<Althego>
i like the idea of the advance funeral before mission
<Mat2ch>
It's just another huge goodbye party
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<Izzy>
"See you later, one way or another."
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You go to war with the tardigrade colony. You successfully test rocket the fire.
<Eddi|zuHause>
are you sure that fire will work against tardigrades?
<XXCoder>
that is how fire tardigrades was born, the great sconge
<packbart>
mmmmh, Tardibakes
<Mat2ch>
!outcome ruined
<LunchBot>
Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome ruined
<LunchBot>
Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome you ruined
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "you ruined".
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add You ruined everything.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You ruined everything.
<raptop>
!outcome unconditionally
<LunchBot>
You unconditionally surrender to the tardigrades.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
During an emergency, you activate the Emergency Medical Holographic Program. It hails probes on Kerbin.
<Mat2ch>
It's going to probe everyone!
<sandbox>
please state the nature of the probing emergency
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You fail your rocket licence exam. ATC is confused as to why you want to descend to FL 850, but clears you anyway.
<Mat2ch>
hm
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a rescue mission for your rescue mission. From now on all computer science and IT jobs will be referred to as "beep boop." As in "oh man I am running late for beep boop." Or "Bill has been beep booping professionally for 15 years."
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt career mode with zero starting funds. Your rocket spins like a leek.
<Mat2ch>
Had to do it cheap, but went for organic.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The vegetable locker breaks open and starts leeking.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The vegetable locker breaks open and starts leeking.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You hurt yourself in confusion while rummaging through your collection of RonCo products.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You hurt yourself in confusion while rummaging through your collection of RonCo products.
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<sandbox>
I'd be confused too
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<Eddi|zuHause>
is "leeking" some pun i'm not getting or just a typo?