<LunchBot>
You mix SI and US units. Your ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead and alive at the same time.
<XXCoder>
fun
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You have more of a comment than a question. The surface of Kerbin disappears, turning the planet into a naked singularity.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You musk so well you start to flirt. Your dual-fusion 1500 megawatt super-colliding pneumatic diversitized quantum quantum space tape untangler fails.
<Althego>
must have been one lame pickup line
<XXCoder>
yep
<Althego>
it was so cringe, it caused collateral damage
<LunchBot>
Jeb can't stop snorting chloramine, and we all know what THAT means... It turns out Quantum was inovlved the entire time, and, though it goes largely unnoticed, everything that could possibly go wrong was all happening at the same time.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You do nothing but teleport bread for three days. Moist.
<XXCoder>
moist bread
<packbart>
so definitely no Dwarf bread
<XXCoder>
yep.
<Mat2ch>
I'm not sure if that is good or bad
<Mat2ch>
How moist is the bread?
<XXCoder>
drying it out is bad, but too much is also bad
<XXCoder>
too dry mold would grow quickly on it
<XXCoder>
wet well its not good for most bread uses like sandwinch lol
<Izzy>
ducks want to know your location
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
The destruction of Kerbin fills you with a strange sort of melancholy satisfaction. You wake the Captain when the hurricane becomes sapient and grows missile pods.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Kerplunk!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Kerplunk!
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<Mat2ch>
XXCoder: Mold on dry bread?
<XXCoder>
it makes mold faster, more like
<XXCoder>
when bread is drying out
<XXCoder>
mold grows faster I mean. sorry tired
<Mat2ch>
Well, I don't let my bread dry out, but my parents still do that. But they let it air dry and store it dry as well, mold doesn't have much of a chance on dry surfaces
<XXCoder>
breadboxes is designed to retain that balance pretty well
<XXCoder>
it gets rid of water but not too fast
<XXCoder>
so it stays in that range. well if its good one anyway
<XXCoder>
it will still grow mold, just slower and later
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The toilet tank flapper seal is ominously missing from the spare parts kit.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The toilet tank flapper seal is ominously missing from the spare parts kit.
<KrazyKrl>
bread is already partially spoiled when you bake it.
<Mat2ch>
How and why?
<Mat2ch>
XXCoder: I freeze my bread and take only what I need for a few days out ;)
<Mat2ch>
so I have always fresh bread ;)
<XXCoder>
yeah thats good way to really extend bread life
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Val flips the switch labeled "Spin Cycle" to "Postponed".
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Val flips the switch labeled "Spin Cycle" to "Postponed".
<FLHerne>
KrazyKrl: those are very definitely in my parts box
<FLHerne>
had some bad experiences there
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<XXCoder>
;mission add Why do you always have more spare parts after fixing rockets?
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Why do you always have more spare parts after fixing rockets?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to increase public interest in space exploration. Time warp causes Jeb to hibernate.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Bill ignores the fact that his repairs ended up with more screws than Bill started with.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill ignores the fact that his repairs ended up with more screws than Bill started with.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i have loads of leftover computer screws
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add And at that moment you realized where that leftover part was meant to go.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: And at that moment you realized where that leftover part was meant to go.
<XXCoder>
lol on mission/outcome
<XXCoder>
result being opposite of what mission wanted to happen
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You overwater the tech tree. The initially widespread fires are rapidly extinguished as they deplete Kerbin's atmosphere of oxygen.
<XXCoder>
yet another opposites!
<Althego>
must have been an explosive reaction to wter
<XXCoder>
maybe
<Mat2ch>
So the tech tree is made out of Natrium?
<XXCoder>
dunno it affected entire world
<XXCoder>
either tree is worldtree or its so explosive that it reached most of world
<FLHerne>
or the texh
<FLHerne>
or overwatering the tech tree resulted in a lot of new but somehow poor-quality tech
<XXCoder>
so ultrahightech
<XXCoder>
probably fusion rocket blew
<KrazyKrl>
nothing blew up, you just forgot to use a flame trench.
<XXCoder>
lol
<darsie>
A rocket blows down, a flame trench blows sideways (usually).
<KrazyKrl>
a rocket blows in the direction opposite to space.
<XXCoder>
;outcome add You now realize that rockets need to point upwards towards space.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You now realize that rockets need to point upwards towards space.
<KrazyKrl>
you don't need to point upwards if you go sideways enough
<KrazyKrl>
that's why i said "opposite to space" and not just "up".
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Hail Cobra!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Hail Cobra!
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light. You're bought out by SpaceX.
<XXCoder>
yeah. honestly its just a joke outcome. like most of em
<XXCoder>
went broke, in dark.
<Eddi|zuHause>
what about "there is no up in space"? :p
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add This outcome is quite serious. Almost as serious as the calamitous situation you have put yourself in with that appallingly bad judgement.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This outcome is quite serious. Almost as serious as the calamitous situation you have put yourself in with that appallingly bad judgement.
<KrazyKrl>
the only up in space is the up arrow notation you need to use to measure the environmental impact of your rocket launch.
<Eddi|zuHause>
why must i imagine that as a caption to serious cat?
<Eddi|zuHause>
"your environmental footprint is grahams number"? :p
<Althego>
hehe
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Your carbon footprint is so positive that you create a singularity and suddenly become immeasurably carbon negative.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your carbon footprint is so positive that you create a singularity and suddenly become immeasurably carbon negative.
<Althego>
reality overflow
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<raptop>
overwatering a tech tree causes it to bear explsoive fruit
<FLHerne>
"Musk said SpaceX has made a "late-breaking" change to Starship/Super Heavy stage separation, switching to a hot-staging approach where the ship lights its engines while a few booster engines are still firing."
<FLHerne>
someone's been playing KSP
<Althego>
russians did it before ksp
<raptop>
Sure, but Russians don't reuse their boosters.
<raptop>
Then again, F9 first stages clearly get a bit of thrust imingement during stage sep...
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You water the tech tree.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You water the tech tree.
<Eddi|zuHause>
do kerbals have a discussion that eating plants is murder?
<Althego>
tech for the tech god?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to do nothing today. You are swarmed by drones, but thankfully they are from Amazon and come bearing gifts.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i'm not sure i'd want those "gifts"
<raptop>
Althego: all hail the omnisiah!
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You are fired, out of a cannon, into the Sun?
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are fired, out of a cannon, into the Sun?
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/?/, wearing a very snazzy heatproof suit./
<LunchBot>
New text is: You are fired, out of a cannon, into the Sun, wearing a very snazzy heatproof suit.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add In your wildest nightmares, you never considered that you could slam unthinking into a celestial body!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: In your wildest nightmares, you never considered that you could slam unthinking into a celestial body!
<FLHerne>
(obscure misquote time)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mission Control asks you to do a near flyby of the star. The Kraken dines upon you.
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<XXCoder>
sun kraken
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You install ALL THE MODS on Windows 64bit KSP. Cactus is hollowed out and nested in by a ferruginous pygmy owl.
<XXCoder>
coupel mods interaction with each other lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
why the emphasis on 64bit?
<raptop>
Remember when the 64bit version was an exotic thing that risked instability on windows, but not on linux?
<XXCoder>
not too sure, maybe 64 bit was bit buggier, or maybe it allowed for more mods
<XXCoder>
raptop: I do
<Eddi|zuHause>
raptop: i don't think i ever paid attention to the windows version
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You plug a UPS into another UPS for unlimited power. You deny it happened, and no-one can prove otherwise.
<Eddi|zuHause>
of course i deny it, otherwise i get swarmed in "this is unpossibro!!!" comments
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