<Eddi|zuHause>
(i should probably check where they want to go before accepting)
<Eddi|zuHause>
one fly by mun, two orbit mun, and one land on mun... right...
<XXCoder>
;outcome add You forgot to read terms of contract. Oh boy, such bad terms.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You forgot to read terms of contract. Oh boy, such bad terms.
<XXCoder>
uh should change terms to conditions, but i dont know how to do fixup
<Eddi|zuHause>
why? it's fine
<XXCoder>
terms defines words in a contract so eh
<XXCoder>
well if its fine its fine :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, i'm not a native speaker... so don't take my word for it
<XXCoder>
techinically im not native english speaker also lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
probably "terms and conditions"
<packbart>
"I've developed a novel propulsion system powered by loss of precision in unit conversion." - just another day in KSP ;) ( https://xkcd.com/2585/ )
<XXCoder>
lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
in a really old game i played, you coudd speed up production by assigning a large number of workers and then removing them again before the end of the round, it'd take only one round to construct then
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You make the Ion Thruster consume LiquidFuel. Even the water is on fire.
<Eddi|zuHause>
does water count as liquid fuel?
<XXCoder>
everything is liquidfuel with enough energy supplement'
<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno, i could imagine water somewhat works as an oxidizer
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<raptop>
KSP: everything is flammable if you try hard enough
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You reach a landspeed of 11,000m/s. Now you're thinking with portals.
<raptop>
...speaking of fires, there's a firetruck outside the appartment complex again
<XXCoder>
using portals to cheat on landspeed tsk tsk
<raptop>
I mean, depending on the direction, 11,000 m/s can put you into a retrograde kerbol orbit
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You select two jobs that can't be done with single launch and try to do exactly that anyway. Fortunately, only a small number of gray-suits were lost.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You port KSP to MS-DOS. RandomJeb spends the next hour trying to convince everyone that he is the real Jebediah.
<XXCoder>
hard to tell with such low res
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You rescue a Kerbal from the surface of the Mun without landing on the Mun. KwirkyJ deletes you.
<XXCoder>
jelous eh
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<Eddi|zuHause>
how close do you need the encounter to be for rescue missions? 2,5km?
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<XXCoder>
mun it might be possible for one to pump then jet up some distance up, and manage almost orbit
<XXCoder>
then you could have resuce ship match orbits and pick up
<XXCoder>
I did similiar but at much easier minimun
<XXCoder>
though with actual orbit
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, you can (at least from certain places) reach mun orbit with a jetpack
<Eddi|zuHause>
the higher up, the easier
<XXCoder>
mini one is a lot easier
<XXCoder>
you just go forward mostly, and rise a bit
<XXCoder>
then orbit is above most of stuff
<FLHerne>
2.5km seems right
<FLHerne>
plus jetpackable Δv of course
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
To improve security, you sign all of your ints. You are awarded the Kollier Trophy.
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<Mat2ch>
They think it was a great idea...
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You can't find a crucial part, because it was put away in the correct place and you never considered it might actually be there.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You can't find a crucial part, because it was put away in the correct place and you never considered it might actually be there.
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<Mat2ch>
lol
<Mat2ch>
been there, done that...
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add For that idea, you're tested for drugs.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: For that idea, you're tested for drugs.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You initiate a barbecue roll. Your ship is ripped apart by the fabled Full Stop.
<Eddi|zuHause>
ouch
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You inspect the freshly delivered batch of gluten-free rocket parts. You are banned from calculating probability distributions for continuously being indiscreet.
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<Mat2ch>
I just got a spam mail for a mop. I'm confused.
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<darsie>
To clean the floor?
<Mat2ch>
I've never posted pictures of my floor anywhere
<darsie>
I got healthy food spam.
<Mat2ch>
and I have a mop!
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You modify your flight computer to run with a lisp. Everyone complains about the spoilers, even though they decrease the amount of runway your craft needs by 92%.
<XXCoder>
lisp program predicted need for spoilers I guess?
<packbart>
Thpoilerth
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to enforce #spacex bets. You need to gather 5 Pinecone. Rolf does not approve.
<Mat2ch>
Rolf doesn't like gambling
<Eddi|zuHause>
could be worse. could be a RolfCopter
<Mat2ch>
What bothers me here is: When the government has such things, then they must be rather common. So why does nobody else has something like it and made it public?
<Eddi|zuHause>
sounds like the fermi paradox
<Mat2ch>
yep
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You advocate for publishing your results in a closed-access journal. Kmath fails to display this outcome.
<raptop>
kmath (and lunchbot) -- defeated by paywalls
<XXCoder>
yep. powerful paywalls
<raptop>
!outcome add Your sounding rocket goes ballistic.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your sounding rocket goes ballistic.
<XXCoder>
Mat2ch: nope I dont lol
<XXCoder>
when I started going in here I used nick of rolf for quite a while. nowdays I dont bother to switch for this server
<raptop>
hm
<packbart>
Mat2ch: because for some odd reason, UFOs only ever land in the USA and nowhere else (maybe the Antarctic, I guess the Germans won that one). It's some kind of universal law. Probably Quantum.
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<raptop>
packbart: no, no, they don't *land* here. We shoot them down!
<packbart>
Stand your skies!
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add In the Name of Vectron you ask for further mandate to pursue the Endeavour.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: In the Name of Vectron you ask for further mandate to pursue the Endeavour.