01:02 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You build a giant train to carry a giant rocket.

01:02 <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a giant train to carry a giant rocket.

01:09 <XXCoder> lol

01:09 <XXCoder> ;missiomn

01:09 <XXCoder> ;mission

01:09 <LunchBot> Instead of sending Kerbals you sent capybaras. What part of that sounds safe to you? If you are not a little scared, you don’t understand what is going on.

01:09 <raptop> Oh, come on. Capybaras aren't *that* dangerous!

01:10 <raptop> (...also, aren't the trains that carry Soyuz rockets a bit smaller than normal ones?)

01:10 <XXCoder> its good capybaras, but they might be bad on handling rockets

01:10 <raptop> They're probably quite good https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039965151237001307/1091768854885187634/KapyFlag_16x9.png

01:11 <raptop> https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/216143-kapybara-space-program-a-world-of-cheese-melons-and-galactic-exploration/

01:12 <XXCoder> lol

01:12 <XXCoder> dang those is cool lol

01:13 <XXCoder> too bad I spy certain date lol

01:15 <raptop> unfortunately

01:19 <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add That guy who sold you the monorail gun apparently screwed you over.

01:19 <LunchBot> Added outcome: That guy who sold you the monorail gun apparently screwed you over.

08:12 <sandbox> !mission

08:12 <LunchBot> You present an Erinaceinae with a dilemma. You don't know all of the answers in life, but you do know all of the things which aren't the answers, and this idea falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters due to a misplaced belief that this is what dogs would do if they had access to looms and opposable thumbs.

08:13 <XXCoder> lol thats hella long one

08:13 <XXCoder> ;mission

08:13 <LunchBot> Increased frequency of Vermiscious Knid attacks force you to abandon your ship. The Kraken krashes Kubuntu.

08:13 <XXCoder> so not only my ship is destroyed, but os of computer is also destroyed

08:50 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

08:50 <LunchBot> You build a perfect Dragon V2 replica. This proves difficult, as your rockets are all gummed up inside.

10:47 <sandbox> !mission

10:47 <LunchBot> You press the big, jolly, red, candy-like button. You find that a spoonful of KNO2 does not, in fact, help the medicine go down.

16:35 <sandbox> !mission

16:35 <LunchBot> you flavor your porkchop plots with orange tanks. Only cricket noises remain.

16:36 <Althego> how did the crickets survive?

17:04 <raptop> They ate the orange tank flavored porkchop plots

18:24 <Eddi|zuHause> !mision fixup s/you flavor/You flavor/

18:24 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/you flavor/You flavor/

18:24 <LunchBot> New text is: You flavor your porkchop plots with orange tanks.

18:24 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

18:24 <LunchBot> You attempt to refill your mystery goo cannisters with monopropellant. Val's sarcasm is more accurate than your paranoia.

18:27 <Mat2ch> So, had second thoughts I see

18:58 <XXCoder> ;mission

18:58 <LunchBot> You attempt to defend against a horde of angry space raptors, and fail miserably. Bananas are now wildly out of scale.

18:58 <XXCoder> I failed so hard that reality broke

19:16 <sandbox> !mission

19:16 <LunchBot> You launch an epic mission destined to bring the Magic Boulder back to Kerbin. You suddenly crave doritos, though you cannot decide on a dip.

19:17 <Eddi|zuHause> the dip is the most important decision...

19:24 <XXCoder> yep,

19:27 <sandbox> extra dip

19:30 <packbart> it must be an epic dip, too

19:56 <Eddi|zuHause> we don't waste our time with non-epic dips...

20:06 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

20:06 <LunchBot> Arusab atse reel ed opmeit le odamot sayah et euq ed ohcum orgela em. Even Danny is shocked by the amount of bugs you find on this mission.

20:06 <XXCoder> no iea what mission was. no wonder there was so many bugs ;)

20:07 <Eddi|zuHause> sounds like an exorcism :p

20:09 <XXCoder> if at bare world (livable but barely any organic stuff) demonic possesition is viable source of lots of organic matter

20:09 <XXCoder> just look at tiny girl vomiting 10x body mass in vomit

20:10 <XXCoder> just do it to some adult and cure and repeat till have lots of organic stuff

20:10 <XXCoder> decompose it and you got lots good soil

20:10 <Eddi|zuHause> you'd literally form a pact with the devil to terraform a world?

20:11 <XXCoder> just have bunch of priests ready lol

20:11 <XXCoder> not single old priest

20:15 <sandbox> backwards spanish

20:15 <XXCoder> seriously though I wonder how long it would take

20:15 <XXCoder> not devil stuff but just regular science method]

20:16 <Eddi|zuHause> well, even backwards languages can quite well be identified by character distribution

20:17 <XXCoder> no I meant turning barren world with air and water to one full of life.

20:18 <XXCoder> turning ground into soil, growing plants etc

20:19 <Eddi|zuHause> depends...

20:19 <Eddi|zuHause> if you got the magnetosphere and atmosphere worked out, probably a few hundred years?

20:19 <XXCoder> certainly needs a lot of organic stuff. likely initially done by bought in animals and small plot of plants

20:24 <Eddi|zuHause> well, plants and/or bacteria are the primary way to turn inorganic matter into organic matter... if you're talking about mars, the main problems will be a) water, b) toxic chemicals in the soil (still assuming you got magnetic field and atmosphere density already "fixed")

20:25 <XXCoder> yeah mars is hard one. problem is set at world with air and water already there, which discounts mars

20:28 <Eddi|zuHause> you probably shouldn't bother with animals in the first stage... carefully select a bunch of microorganisms and "seed" them around the planet, and then try to start some plants

20:41 <FLHerne> !stupid add <XXCoder> if at bare world (livable but barely any organic stuff) demonic possesition is viable source of lots of organic matter | just look at tiny girl vomiting 10x body mass in vomit | just do it to some adult and cure and repeat till have lots of organic stuff

20:41 <LunchBot> Added quote: <XXCoder> if at bare world (livable but barely any organic stuff) demonic possesition is viable source of lots of organic matter | just look at tiny girl vomiting 10x body mass in vomit | just do it to some adult and cure and repeat till have lots of organic stuff

20:41 <XXCoder> hah