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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a micro surfboard so you can surf the microwaves. The heat sets fire to the quantum vacuum virtual plasma.
<Mat2ch>
That's how good I'm surfing.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Congratulations! You've reached 299792458 nm/s! You cannot extract any secrets.
<Eddi|zuHause>
how does that compare to regular walking speed?
<Eddi|zuHause>
1/4 or so?
<darsie>
mhm
<Eddi|zuHause>
that kinda sounds like me :)
<darsie>
1 m/s=3.6 km/h. This is 0.3 m/s.
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes, and walking speed is ca. 4km/h
<darsie>
mhm
<Eddi|zuHause>
hiking pace is around 6km/h
<Eddi|zuHause>
long distance running you can probably get 15km/h for a reasonably trained person
<Eddi|zuHause>
(which i am not)
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You are tasked with a part testing contract from Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spacecraft Parts Company. The part being tested is their art-of-the-state Bone Remover 3000 radial attachment science pod. The required test volunteers will be provided (and paid $60) by the aforementioned company via an exciting new recruitment policy and stringent waiver system.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are tasked with a part testing contract from Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spacecraft Parts Company. The part being tested is their art-of-the-state Bone Remover 3000 radial attachment science pod. The required test volunteers will be provided (and paid $60) by the aforementioned company via an exciting new recruitment policy and stringent waiver system.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You let a neural network fly your rocket. You attempt to correct this, but you realise your crew has eaten all the monopropellant.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The mission was smorgeled.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The mission was smorgeled.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add You are reduced to a soup-like homogenate in under 30 seconds.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are reduced to a soup-like homogenate in under 30 seconds.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add It tastes soup-like!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It tastes soup-like!
<Eddi|zuHause>
the testing contract one reminds me a bit of aperture...
<KrazyKrl>
i mean, make sure you sign or you don't get your $60
<Eddi|zuHause>
that was probably a lot of money in the '60s
<KrazyKrl>
that would be like $470 in todays money.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Good thing you were provided tumor insurance for free.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Good thing you were provided tumor insurance for free.
<Eddi|zuHause>
see, that's probably like a month of unemployment benefits
<KrazyKrl>
that's literally 1 week of pay for me.
<Eddi|zuHause>
you probably have low wage
<KrazyKrl>
yea, and it's still double the minimum, lol.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The results were kept Top Secret, except for a single publicly available blurry image with a broom attached to the antenna.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The results were kept Top Secret, except for a single publicly available blurry image with a broom attached to the antenna.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You cook up a really nice batch of random. Alas, it turns out there never was a Kontainer of Amontillado.
<KrazyKrl>
i always hate when i randomly don't have enough for a random.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do not seek the approval of Wenceslas IV. Your craft's Lorentz factor is dozens of digits long.
<Eddi|zuHause>
more digits is better?
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<raptop>
Terms and conditions apply, but yes
<Althego>
;outcome add Stardenburdenhardenbart! German always works.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Stardenburdenhardenbart! German always works.
<LunchBot>
You build a tower out of rocket engines and fuel tanks. Your dual-fusion 1500 megawatt super-colliding pneumatic diversitized quantum quantum space tape untangler fails.
* raptop
puts excessive effort into showing that suicide burns can be timed reasonably well just with radar altitude and TWR
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your capsule implodes just before reaching orbit.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your capsule implodes just before reaching orbit.
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<raptop>
*crunch*
<XXCoder>
ouch. design would have to be super fail to implode under *decreasing* pressure.
<raptop>
Sometimes the kerbals are too clever for their own good