raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.3.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | bugfixes and capybara improvements
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<FLHerne> .outcome add The improved monitoring system now gives up to w
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The improved monitoring system now gives up to w
<FLHerne> t
<FLHerne> hdjruehdh
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/w/two seconds' warning before the hull implodes./
<LunchBot> New text is: The improved monitoring system notwo seconds' warning before the hull implodes. gives up to w
<FLHerne> bleh
<FLHerne> (fixed in PM)
<FLHerne> > You mount a wubwubulator on your rocket. W-what did you do to that crew?
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to get back from Eve without killing Jeb. This starts a endless Koutube discussion and you cant stop reading.
<XXCoder> must be success or epic fail lol
<Eddi|zuHause> no, just endless bikeshedding
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You fall asleep during your rocket launch. 5000m up, your fuel bags rupture, showering everyone below.
<XXCoder> well thats expected
<Eddi|zuHause> could be worse
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<FLHerne> fuel...bags?
<darsie> You can carry N2O4 in plastic bags ;).
<Althego> lol
<Althego> some people carry fuel in their cars in bags
<Althego> plastic bags
<darsie> Boiling point 21.69 °C (71.04 °F; 294.84 K)
<Eddi|zuHause> might work in winter :p
<Eddi|zuHause> (not sure how much winter you get near the equator, though :p)
<XXCoder> i remember that video where guy filled back of truck with fuel
<darsie> Even in summer the boiloff may not be that bad :).
<XXCoder> then drove off, splashing fuel everywhere
<darsie> Just use an insulated bag :).
<Eddi|zuHause> (also, on a planet with no axial tilt)
<Althego> anyway psa, dont carry fuel in bags
* darsie carries bread in bags.
<Eddi|zuHause> back in the day, we had milk in bags
<Althego> but the bread doesnt combust on its own easily and doesnt break down the bag on its own either
<darsie> Did they stop that?
<Althego> the milk bags
<darsie> mhm
<Althego> one of the most horrible inventions people came up with
<Eddi|zuHause> i think the milk bags still exist, but are quite rare
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<XXCoder> not kidding
<darsie> PVC plasticizers might react with N2O4, though, dunno.
<Althego> also human skin :)
<XXCoder> probably destroy paint too
<Eddi|zuHause> might use bags made out of intestine instead of plastic :)
<Althego> lol
<Althego> is that just drinking it?
<Eddi|zuHause> no, i mean the stuff that you make sausages with
<Althego> sausage tanks!
<XXCoder> humans have em too lol
<darsie> .mission salami
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "salami".
<darsie> Why you should never wear gloves when handling nitric acid
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You invent salami staging.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You invent salami staging.
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<XXCoder> ;mission You wonder if some stages can be skipped.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "You wonder if some stages can be skipped.".
<XXCoder> ;mission add You wonder if some stages can be skipped.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You wonder if some stages can be skipped.
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<darsie> .mission add You open the mystery goo at the bottom of the ocean.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You open the mystery goo at the bottom of the ocean.
<darsie> This should provide valuable insight.
* darsie launches KSP ...
<Althego> sadly the insight mission ended
<Althego> the poor mole never penetrated mars :)
<darsie> The lowest point is almost 1.4 km deep and about 313° south-west of the Kerbal Space Center.
<darsie> 313° south-west seems weird.
<Althego> 313? shouldnt it be +-180?
<Eddi|zuHause> i think my depth record was -20m
<Eddi|zuHause> and i don't even know how that happened
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> most things float in ksp
<Eddi|zuHause> i somehow splashed down hard, and it didn't disintegrate
<darsie> My eplane crashed: http://0x0.st/HQZS.png
<Althego> what is that below it?
<darsie> http://0x0.st/HQZ2.png Watcha think?
<Althego> looks like some measuring probe that can be droppeed
<darsie> .mission bottom
<LunchBot> You open the mystery goo at the bottom of the ocean.
<Althego> does it sink?
<darsie> idk yet
<darsie> The cube is 125 kg, IIRC.
<Althego> maybe it is enough
<darsie> dropped too fast with the drogue.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your staging skips due to the low angle of attack in relation to sea level.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your staging skips due to the low angle of attack in relation to sea level.
<Eddi|zuHause> that makes no sense
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup s/low angle of attack/nearly parallel trajectory/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your staging skips due to the nearly parallel trajectory in relation to sea level.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bill begins a most heinous series of events, where the other orangesuits participate in a once-in-a-lifetime bout of sheer terror. Bill keeps fiddling, and the orangesuits begin to beg. Bill just won't stop curiously examining the object. If only Bill was not in a cramped command pod along with his crewmates... As Bill began opening the case labeled "LIVE BEES, DO NOT OPEN!"
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bill begins a most heinous series of events, where the other orangesuits participate in a once-in-a-lifetime bout of sheer terror. Bill keeps fiddling, and the orangesuits begin to beg. Bill just won't stop curiously examining the object. If only Bill was not in a cramped command pod along with his crewmates... As Bill began opening the case labeled "LIVE BEES, DO NOT OPEN!"
<darsie> sinks at 0.9 m/s
<KrazyKrl> Kitchen exploded again?
<darsie> wut?
<KrazyKrl> You sink is at 0.9m/sec.
<KrazyKrl> your*
<raptop> Due to a confusion about the term "sink rate", you give a kitchen 3 stars?
<darsie> :)
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your sink rate is so atrocious that Gordon Ramsay inquires about an exciting television opportunity.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your sink rate is so atrocious that Gordon Ramsay inquires about an exciting television opportunity.
<raptop> I feel like tht should be an outcome?
<Eddi|zuHause> i feel like the previous one should be an outcome as well
<raptop> Hrm, maybe
<KrazyKrl> missions are kind of ambiguous. because you can always go "then everything exploded!" and it makes sense.
<Althego> as it should. in ksp everything can explode
<Althego> metal plates can explode
<Althego> how
<darsie> oxygen combustion explosively heating up air?
<KrazyKrl> just make the metal plate rust really really quickly.
<Althego> they explode everywhere, in vacuum, on eve, on duna
<Eddi|zuHause> does oxygen count as "combustable"?
<KrazyKrl> i mean, just get an acid strong enough to dissolve oxygen.
<Althego> my guess, that in ksp, everything is made out of explosives
<Althego> so it is not a metal plate, but hard explosive coated in thin metal alyer
<KrazyKrl> well, you do need some weird physics to have a 1G planet be the size of kerbin.
<SporkWitch> KrazyKrl: there are black holes at the centre of all planets in KSP
<Azander> 1G on kerbin != 1G on earth. It is 1 G to the Kerbals because that is where they originated
<raptop> !outcome explodium
<LunchBot> This triggers the explodium sea to explode.
<Eddi|zuHause> that's not how the physics works
<raptop> Well, kerbals use SI units, and like we know that 1 G at Kerbin's datum altitude is 9.80665 m/s²
<raptop> er, 9.81
<darsie> g
<raptop> For some reason they use a very slightly different value for Isp
<Althego> ehhe physics. dont forget the infinigliders
<raptop> right, g != G
<darsie> IIRC it is 9.80665.
<Azander> that too
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<raptop> Kerbals probably shouldn't ask why their planets seem to be these abitrarily rigid shells around singularities
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<raptop> especially ones named Guest67959
<Eddi|zuHause> would you rather live on a fractured shell floating on top of molten rock?
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> since the rigid shell insulates the black hole, it is basically harmless
<Althego> but in case of magma under ground, that can come out in all sorts of ways to destroy everything
<Althego> so possibly the shell with black hole is better
<raptop> I guess it helps that I don't live *that* near any of the cracks
<Althego> as long none of the supervolcanoes erupt
<darsie> Did they mean 313 km south-west of the Kerbal Space Center?
* raptop doesn't recall anything that looks particularly volcanic on that continent
<darsie> There's much land SW of the KSC ...
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<Althego> stream started
<darsie> This is going to be a long flight at 62 m/s ...
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<FLHerne> .outcome add It should never be allowed to happen again. It shouldn't have been allowed to happen this time.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: It should never be allowed to happen again. It shouldn't have been allowed to happen this time.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Kmath can't be bothered to find you a mission. You suddenly crave doritos, though you cannot decide on a dip.
<Eddi|zuHause> nothing ever changes.
<Althego> as quark said, the more things change, the more they stay the same
<darsie> Dang, the sun is too low, I can't make it there.
<Eddi|zuHause> night is only 3 hours :p
<darsie> I might be able to water, but can't take off, then.
<Eddi|zuHause> swim... :)
<darsie> watered
<darsie> uncrewed
<Althego> i like this usage of watered
<Althego> because obviously not landed
<darsie> Goes 21 m/s in water.
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<Althego> respectable
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<Mat2ch> hehe
<Eddi|zuHause> do solar panels work under water?
<XXCoder> assuming sealed and wiring is protected, sure as long as it gets light. though dunno why would want to,.
<Eddi|zuHause> i was more asking about the game mechanics
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<Izzy> oh. KSP has an update, labelled a launcher update.
<Izzy> why do they even bother pushing that to linux clients it doesn't do anything here
<darsie> hm?
<darsie> KSP1?
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<raptop> presumably
<Izzy> yeah
<Izzy> I will concede that the launcher executable exists but it's not run by default
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* raptop hugs the store version