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<FLHerne>
;outcome add You get stuck and a tug has to come and drag you away.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You get stuck and a tug has to come and drag you away.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You steal the KSP sourcecode and tries to compile a version for Symbian. You get addicted to deep space coffee.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission fixup s/tries/try/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You steal the KSP sourcecode and try to compile a version for Symbian.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You don't know all of the answers in life, but you do know all of the things which aren't the answers, and this idea falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters due to a misplaced belief that this is what dogs would do if they had access to looms and opposable thumbs.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You don't know all of the answers in life, but you do know all of the things which aren't the answers, and this idea falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters due to a misplaced belief that this is what dogs would do if they had access to looms and opposable thumbs.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You begin stockpiling blood drives in a blood shed. You try to put out the fire with Nukage and make KSC unusable for 1337 years, the half life of Blutonium.
<darsie>
Blut=blood in German.
<FLHerne>
that explains what you wanted all the blood for
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<raptop>
In which the mission/outcome pair work surprisingly well
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You find the funky D. Your Lorentz factor exceeds 10 digits.
<packbart>
"a quantity expressing how much the measurements of time, length, and other physical properties change for an object while that object is moving" - hm. that's what happens at 1000x phys-warp
<Mat2ch>
!mission add Someone intones Life is Life.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Someone intones Life is Life.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You hold a press conference about your space program. Through the fire and through the flames, you carry on.
<Althego>
intones?
<Althego>
you mean live is life?
<Mat2ch>
That's what a press conference about my space program would feel like.
<Althego>
by opus
<Althego>
which is not a codec
<Mat2ch>
!mission fixup s/Life is Life/Live is Life/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Someone intones Live is Life.
<Althego>
it is their one hit wonder song
<Althego>
quite known here
<Mat2ch>
still they were active until 2021
<Althego>
from 73, close to 50 years
<Mat2ch>
Not bad
<Althego>
;mission add Because of budget cuts, you decide CAPCOM should whistle the Quindar tones.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Because of budget cuts, you decide CAPCOM should whistle the Quindar tones.
<raptop>
huh, for some reason I've only heard the Laibach version of that song
<LunchBot>
Taiwanese rice ball with pork floss+ chinese donut+pickled veg+egg.
<Mat2ch>
floss?!
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
;mission becomes the sole source of entertainment in the KSP chat. The universe packs up and leaves.
<packbart>
"There are two common kinds of pork floss: pork sung and pork fu."
<sandbox>
yep pretty much
<packbart>
well, it's not the _sole_ source but an important one
<darsie>
.mission add You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel.
<darsie>
.mission del You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel.
<LunchBot>
Deleted mission: "You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel."
<darsie>
.mission add You sink to the surface of Jool to mine metallic hydrogen as rocket fuel.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You sink to the surface of Jool to mine metallic hydrogen as rocket fuel.
<packbart>
for the electromagnetic engine?
<darsie>
.outcome add As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light. The booster stage is eaten by the space kraken, and the barge it was supposed to land on is eaten by the normal kraken.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You assign Jeb to Collins Duty. Your spaceship is haunted by Seth Rogen's ghost and all you hear is "huh huh huh"
<Eddi|zuHause>
too many insiders in that one
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A yellow glow-in-the-dark octopus-like creature infiltrates your Science Jr. containers. Kerbals are legally allowed to stab you for that.
<Mat2ch>
Wait. It wasn't me!
<raptop>
too late! 🔪🔪🔪
<Mat2ch>
Oh no, it's Mack the Knife!
<raptop>
!choose mack the knife|mac the truck
<LunchBot>
mac the truck
<Mat2ch>
uhhh, please give me the knife.
<raptop>
hm
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