<LunchBot>
You try to play KSP on your Toshiba T3100e. And that's *yet another* XK-class End of the World Event that's your fault.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that kinda sounds like me
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You have pretty much the worst idea anyone has had in the entire history of the universe. You find yourself in the distant future. So distant, in fact, that there is now a KSP2 Pocket Edition.
<XXCoder>
dang
<XXCoder>
hope doctor who can save me
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<Mike_Schmidt>
Are you currently looking to hire a support lead?
<raptop>
...did someone run out of things to apply for on linkedin?
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<FLHerne>
it does say Official
<NeckoGecko>
Wait, is it this channel is still really official? o_O
<Mat2ch>
yes
<Mat2ch>
But, uh, mostly self-managed now.
<NeckoGecko>
So, just abandoned and forgotten. But still loved by usual people.
<XXCoder>
yeah i remember when this channel was huge
<XXCoder>
800 people? 1000?
<NeckoGecko>
Me too< i was here 6-8 years ago
<Mat2ch>
A few years ago the official community manager was here, too.
<Mat2ch>
But somehow we got lost under the rug
<NeckoGecko>
When Sal_Vager was active, eh, such nostalgia
<Mat2ch>
or scott was here...
<NeckoGecko>
Too sad, IRC is lmost dead. Now everything in discord/telegram/social networks
<XXCoder>
not really
<NeckoGecko>
And only us, oldfags, are still loving outdated tech :D
<XXCoder>
just changing popular channels
<Mat2ch>
There are lots of channels with bridges
<XXCoder>
yep. i manage one discord server thats bridged to irc channel on libera,chat
<sandbox>
time flies
<Mat2ch>
But do flies time?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You give kmath a logical paradox. While you weren't looking, Kerbin's atmosphere gets left behind by the planet's motion.
<XXCoder>
sure makes flying hard
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add Everyone involved is desysopped.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Everyone involved is desysopped.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add That turned out pretty well, considering.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: That turned out pretty well, considering.
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<XXCoder>
;outcome add Reality got desync'd and you wake up in your VR suit.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Reality got desync'd and you wake up in your VR suit.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You grok the ground. Damn! Got the angle wrong.
<XXCoder>
short and sweet lol
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<Eddi|zuHause>
almost has some meter behind it, like a poem
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to add a mission to kmath. You are shredded by a relativistic feather cloud ejected from a very frivolous high-energy physics experiment.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that must have been a crazy pillow fight
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The real adventure was the friends we made along the way.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The real adventure was the friends we made along the way.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add Bill finds some unconnected cables and after some fiddling labels them "I don't know where these go".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill finds some unconnected cables and after some fiddling labels them "I don't know where these go".
<FLHerne>
oh, I love those
<FLHerne>
they're almost as frustrating as the ones that were labelled in felt-tip and the ink has evaporated so I can't read them
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to play x64 KSP on a windows phone. You get stuck in a landslide.
<Eddi|zuHause>
damn windows phone!
<Eddi|zuHause>
where'd i even get one?
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add You wonder why you're putting all this effort into a game when there are so many real-life problems to solve.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You wonder why you're putting all this effort into a game when there are so many real-life problems to solve.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In effort to curb embezzlement, you spend all your funds to convert SolidFuel to FOOF. Your use of part clipping is denounced by the Vatican as demonic.
<Eddi|zuHause>
what does that dude even know...
<packbart>
well, the part clipping probably was an unintended consequence of all that FOOF
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add You poison the expedition leader with arsenic, and get away with it for almost a century.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You poison the expedition leader with arsenic, and get away with it for almost a century.
<FLHerne>
;outcome add For purposes unknown, you choose to issue the ship's supply of firearms to the crew.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: For purposes unknown, you choose to issue the ship's supply of firearms to the crew.
<FLHerne>
;mission add You are hired by the ghost of Steve Jobs to write an open source GPU driver for the Apple Newton!
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are hired by the ghost of Steve Jobs to write an open source GPU driver for the Apple Newton!
<Althego>
a dead project :)
<raptop>
Apparently he became big on FLOSS in the afterlife?
<Althego>
what is l?
<Althego>
L
<Althego>
levitating, because of ghost?
<raptop>
Libre, but let's go with Levitating
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Bill forgets to charge his Zune.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill forgets to charge his Zune.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add The procrastitrons will begin planning their attack soon.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The procrastitrons will begin planning their attack soon.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You tire of rockets, and decide to launch things into orbit with a giant gun. Your blubbering displeases the Kraken.
<KrazyKrl>
hey now, i broke a HARP string.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add After an eventful day with a mop and bucket; you hastily scribble "The Nausasseum" on the door to the high-G training room.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: After an eventful day with a mop and bucket; you hastily scribble "The Nausasseum" on the door to the high-G training room.
<FLHerne>
raptop: fwiw, this has been explicitly claimed to happen by the former head of Linux graphics support at Intel
<FLHerne>
there's no possibility he was joking, of course
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The remaining evidence of your crimes is nearly unrecognizable; like some sort of fragrance commercial.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The remaining evidence of your crimes is nearly unrecognizable; like some sort of fragrance commercial.
<raptop>
FLHerne: ah, the dangers of working with poisoned sand
<KrazyKrl>
I mean, shoving lightning into a rock and forcing the rock to think wasn't the best course of action...
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<packbart>
Turbopump 19 doesn't mind the work.
<Eddi|zuHause>
raptop: the technical term is not "poisoned" but "doted" and not "sand" but "silicon" :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You design a custom tech tree based on the Rockwell Integrated Development Plan. The results are visible only with a telescope under certain atmospheric conditions.
<packbart>
"The Rockwell Integrated Space Plan (ISP) is a very long range systematic perspective of America’s and the Western World’s space program. Its 100-plus year vision was created from the integration of numerous NASA long range studies"