raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try your newly discovered "flubber" as a different form of lithobraking. Your launch gets wet in the rain, causing it to become very sticky and difficult to scrub.
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<XXCoder> yep flubber no like water
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<raptop> oh no
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. There would have been so much fire if Jeb hadn't got the fire out.
<raptop> I guess Jeb saved us all from my hubris
<XXCoder> yep
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<Althego> gslv launch but it is already delayed
<XXCoder> why is it being delayed?
<raptop> Unsure
<Althego> no tweet about it
<XXCoder> let me know if it launches :)
<raptop> huh, those angled nosecones in KSP are realistic (the boosters clearly have them)
<raptop> They've gone to 'archival' footage of the rocket being assembled
<XXCoder> I cant imange just waiting and sitting lol
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<Althego> it launched
<Althego> i missed it lol
<XXCoder> opened and time traveled back
<XXCoder> lol it almost looked rendered, closeup of engines at base
<XXCoder> am I too used to worn out launch pads?
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> As you approach the surface, you think "Here we go again..." Red5 ends your mission with The People's Elbow.
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<Guest13798> first IRC lesgooo
<packbart> hello
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You establish a Munbase. The only transmissions you can receive are the words "john madden" repeated over and over again. You become entirely sessile, the computer an appendage of your body and the KSP simulation your mind.
<packbart> You *are* the Munbase.
<Guest13798> XD
<Guest13798> oop I never made a nick
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<Gallitagen> thats better
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You select two jobs that can't be done with single launch and try to do exactly that anyway. The oceans undergo a BLEVE.
<packbart> so, why IRC and not Discord where the KSP news is? :)
<packbart> I haven't really heard much about KSP 2 in a few weeks
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<Mat2ch> great, now Gallitagen found out about discord :D
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You install NEAR because you can't get FAR. You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
<Mat2ch> hah!
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<raptop> packbart: the news is that there have been some patches with bugfixes/performance enhancements, though the first feature expansion is still in the future
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<vermokus> hey, just wanted to thank everyone - I check on the game every month and by now the game is definitely playable, I just did a Mun landing, without much fuss. Fps is around the 15+ region at the most demanding scenes (takeoff, whole Mun in view), the rocket flies straight but can turn with minor wings, nice. GNU/Linux 6.3, amd 5600g & rx6600.
<umaxtu> vermokus, 1 or 2?
<Althego> hehe weresquirrel
<vermokus> umaxtu 2
<vermokus> 1 is not a question, I just spent two days of the four day long weekend with it :)
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your progress to the next war crime has risen by an additive 30%.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your progress to the next war crime has risen by an additive 30%.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to replenish your monopropellant supply with mystery goo. The non-space worthy MK1 Prototype Command Pod goes missing.
<Althego> was there an announcement card from some kind of phantom thief?
<KrazyKrl> it wasn't my fault that rockomax tried to seal the sea landing test article with mystery goo.
<raptop> KrazyKrl: trying to get through the geneva checklist?
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Val sighs and restarts the secondary bone remover 3000.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Val sighs and restarts the secondary bone remover 3000.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup s/bone remover 3000./"Bone Remover 3000."/
<LunchBot> New text is: Val sighs and restarts the secondary "Bone Remover 3000."
<Althego> the period should be outside of the quote
<raptop> I *wish* that were the convention
<raptop> !outcome exhausted s
<LunchBot> Val lets out an exhausted sigh and resets the "days since last fatality" counter.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add In an attempt to hide the evidence; you replaced the exposed Mystery Goo with the least fresh mayonnaise you could find.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: In an attempt to hide the evidence; you replaced the exposed Mystery Goo with the least fresh mayonnaise you could find.
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<Az> !mission
<LunchBot> You hit the Administration Building. The R&D department gives you cookies because they now have a larger budget. Your computer melts into a pool of molten silicon, metal and ribbon cables.
<packbart> m( spent all that budget on moar powarr, forgot cooling
<Az> a double outcome?
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<raptop> In retrospect, the R&D department should not have used your computer as an oven
<KrazyKrl> The real question is why there was so much shock heating on your computer as you launched it at the administration building.
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<Az> ricket fuel cooled computer ?
<Az> *Rocket
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You forget that bird watching goes both ways. Westley Kerman returns, years later, as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
<raptop> Az: computer-rich combustion
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<Az> yep
<FLHerne> .outcome add Splat.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Splat.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You tire of rockets, and decide to launch things into orbit with a giant gun. Your name is mysteriously capitalized.
<XXCoder> ohh Sandbox
<Eddi|zuHause> i was thinking SANDBOX
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You enlist the help of Ensign Sulu. The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.
<XXCoder> better yeah lol
<XXCoder> what the heck did sulu do
<Althego> mix of franchises
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The needs of one DO outweigh the needs of many.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The needs of one DO outweigh the needs of many.
<sandbox> oh my!
<Althego> do?
<Eddi|zuHause> DO. with emphasis.
<Althego> i was wondering what kind of thing a do is
<Eddi|zuHause> it's a verb.
<Althego> but it looked like an object
<Althego> it could have been
<Eddi|zuHause> i see what you mean.
<XXCoder> ;outcome add You forgot to add part that entire project depends on.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You forgot to add part that entire project depends on.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/part/the part/
<LunchBot> New text is: You forgot to add the part that entire project depends on.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/entire/the entire/
<LunchBot> New text is: You forgot to add the part that the entire project depends on.
<Eddi|zuHause> i was triggered.
<XXCoder> lol
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You are triggered.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You are triggered.
<XXCoder> lol fun one for combos I bet
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You install KSP on a pocket calculator. As you move from KEO to LKO your space ship gains kinetic energy and you wonder if that increases its mass, too, because E=mc^2.
<XXCoder> well I have something handy to figure that with
<Althego> it should increase your mass but that formula is for rest mass, so...
<Eddi|zuHause> in all likelyhood you don't have relativistic speeds in KEO or LKO :p
<Althego> still, whatever tiny little speed increase it is increasing your mass
<Eddi|zuHause> yes, but probably below measuring error :p
<FLHerne> .outcome Bob sets the long-jump world record on Gilly but only wins a bronze medal in the Gillympics. Val and Jeb don't come back down, making the distance undefined but clearly greater.
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Bob sets the long-jump world record on Gilly but only wins a bronze medal in the Gillympics. Val and Jeb don't come back down, making the distance undefined but clearly greater.".
<FLHerne> that should be a mission
<FLHerne> or neither
<FLHerne> .out Bob sets the long-jump world record on Gilly but only wins a bronze medal in the Gillympics. Val and Jeb don't come back down, making the distance undefined but clearly greater.
<FLHerne> .mission add Bob sets a long-jump world record but only wins a bronze medal in the Gillympics (Val and Jeb don't come back down, making the distance undefined but clearly greater).
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bob sets a long-jump world record but only wins a bronze medal in the Gillympics (Val and Jeb don't come back down, making the distance undefined but clearly greater).
<FLHerne> there
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You send an elongated object on an intersect trajectory to another star just so the inhabitants can wonder whether the object came from another sentient species.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You send an elongated object on an intersect trajectory to another star just so the inhabitants can wonder whether the object came from another sentient species.
<raptop> Sending a giant fire extinguisher that outgasses just enough to noticeable alter its orbit
* raptop shakes a fist at 1/I `Omuamua
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Turns out that no amount of distance you can put between people stops them from fraternizing.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Turns out that no amount of distance you can put between people stops them from fraternizing.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add It took some serious convincing for the investors to believe it was a success.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: It took some serious convincing for the investors to believe it was a success.
<raptop> !outcome add This somehow increases your stock valuation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: This somehow increases your stock valuation.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You steal your sister's hair bleach to recolour your rocket. This is entirely too much cheese.
<Eddi|zuHause> there's no such thing as too much cheese
<Az> I don't know about hat.. movie "Evolution" comes closwe if there is such a thing as too much cheese
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<darsie> I'm on a 6 t orbital part rescue mission (6 t, mainsail engine), but don't have enough dv left, so it stays too long in the hot entry phase and burns up.
<packbart> "promoting Head & Shoulders for both hair-care and fighting the aliens" - I can't say I remember ever watching that movie
<packbart> it does sound a bit like a Doctor Who episode, though
<Az> No, makes Dr Who look like High quality Entertainment.