<LunchBot>
You use regular expressions to parse HTML. You are bread.
<Althego>
hehe
<Eddi|zuHause>
one day it'll work!!!! :p
<Althego>
got cursed by the regex
<Eddi|zuHause>
just one more regexp expansion :p
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use kerbpaint and A class asteroids to make a giant pool table in space. The authorities finally install ILS on the runway, but it only works if your plane is inverted.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
typical "design by committee" outcome
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
yes that ils would have been nice
<packbart>
maybe they thought "We'll install ILS when you build us a giant pool table in space" would be a safe bet
<packbart>
Hold my Monoprop. Watch this!
<packbart>
ah, Kerbpaint seems to be similar to TURD
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to solve your problems in Kerbal Excel Program by adding more spreadsheets. Kmath becomes self-aware.
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<Mat2ch>
That is horrifying.
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<Althego>
about an hour until irision and oneweb stream start
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You drop your snacks into the LOX tank to preserve them better. Blank breaks the fourth wall. And all the other walls as well.
<Althego>
*iridium
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i've seen some excel spreadsheets that are pretty close to self-awareness
<KrazyKrl>
I mean, excel spreadsheets are turing-complete.
<Eddi|zuHause>
means you can do html parsing in excel? :p
<KrazyKrl>
Powerpoint is turing-complete too.
<Eddi|zuHause>
yeah, but that involves like weird recursion
<KrazyKrl>
weird recursion? you repeated yourself.
<Althego>
yes, a well known example, see the video there
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb has a near-Death experience. You install automated farming and manufacturing equipment, break down Kerbals and use their biomass for other purposes.
<sandbox>
hmmmm
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You realize the engineers in the VAB and SPH aren't actually doing anything productive. Conspiracy theorists find proof that your Mun landing was fake and actually took place on Moho.
<sandbox>
doubly hmmmm
<Althego>
the first player corp i was in in eve online was biomass reprocessing unlimited
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a fully functional borg cube in KSP. The mission report asymptotically approaches its conclusion, with increasingly precise timestamps.
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You play some filk songs to improve morale. Everything is smothered in cheese.
<raptop>
I guess there's such a thing as too much cheese
<XXCoder>
heretic!!!
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
The procrastitrons will begin planning their attack soon. You get an excessively close view of the r-process in action.
<XXCoder>
ok not sure about outcome lol
<raptop>
That was like one of the first outcomes I added >.>;;
<raptop>
As for what happened, well, wiki r-process
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You upload SCORPION STARE to your ship's external cameras to ward off Kraken attacks. Your keyboard breaks down at the moment you try to deploy your chutes.
<raptop>
You're leaving out many critical intermediate steps, LunchBot!