<LunchBot>
You top up the antifreeze in your rocket engine. For some reason the cap isn't labelled so you just pour it in the most likely place. The entire planet is tired of your shenanigans; so you have been forced to literally dance with the stars.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
how they always exaggerate one little mistake... :p
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<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You start a large and very expensive campaign to reduce public fear of the word "nuclear". TheKosmonaut deletes your recently added ;outcome due to your bad grammar.
<XXCoder>
it must have been badly written pro-nuclear outcome
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<raptop>
It's possible that someone mis-wrote it as nukular
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<raptop>
!mission add Inspired by a Greg Egon story, you go Planck diving.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Inspired by a Greg Egon story, you go Planck diving.
<raptop>
!mission fixup s/Egon/Egan/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Inspired by a Greg Egan story, you go Planck diving.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You turn Duna into an enormous satellite. Oh, they'll be talking about it for years!
<XXCoder>
wow
<Eddi|zuHause>
it was pretty epic
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add To everyone's surprise this didn't result in a giant explosion, it just sort of fizzled out.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: To everyone's surprise this didn't result in a giant explosion, it just sort of fizzled out.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Mistakes are made. Jool tosses you out into interstellar space, with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.
<XXCoder>
I wonder what mistakes I made
<Eddi|zuHause>
deveral.
<Eddi|zuHause>
*s
<XXCoder>
oh deveras
<XXCoder>
;)
<Eddi|zuHause>
q.e.d
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You go on a spending spree at Rickety Rick's Rocket Emporium. Ignoring the lawsuit does not make it go away.
<Eddi|zuHause>
but look how much i saved by spending more!
<Mat2ch>
gege
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You refer to the EAS-1 External Command Seat as the "comfy chair". You crash into one of the millions of trees at the space centre.
<Mat2ch>
Do you know the days where the keyboard is just off? Like if someone made it bigger or smaller?
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes
<Eddi|zuHause>
sintines uts ibky ibe habd
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think i messed that up, hard to make mistakes on purpose :p
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Eddi|zuHause>
in the old dazs there were times when the kezboard lazout wasn't set properlz, those were fun...
<Mat2ch>
Most fun if you had to type in passwords
<Mat2ch>
and you didn't know on what layout the keyboard was...
<Eddi|zuHause>
just trying to write "C:\" was a major hassle because almost all the non-characters were wrong
<Eddi|zuHause>
one day i found out that on opensuse there's a symlink from zast to yast :p
<packbart>
and then there is AZERTY...
<darsie>
.
<Mat2ch>
Wait until you find out about Dvorak.
<XXCoder>
;mission add You change all keyboards to Dvorak.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You change all keyboards to Dvorak.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt laxative calculus. You mix up brachistochrone trajectories and brachiosaur trajectories and land 152 million years in the past.
<XXCoder>
bad math lol probably too distracted by certain body funcions while doing laxative calclus lol
<Althego>
this must be the kerbal version of the kessel run :)
<XXCoder>
yeah
<XXCoder>
its funny how they explained it in one of movie
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<Eddi|zuHause>
wasn't there a thing that they made everything worse by trying to explain things?
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<Eddi|zuHause>
like, where the force comes from and stuff?
<Mat2ch>
Star Wars is a joke and you know what happens when you try to explain a joke :P
<XXCoder>
star wars is space opera
<XXCoder>
it dont have to make sense
<XXCoder>
I loved the movie anyway. its fun
<Eddi|zuHause>
i made the mistake once to watch one of the movies in "3D", that was horrible
<XXCoder>
I suffered star trek movie 3d lol
<XXCoder>
i almost couldnt walk after that. that was before my perment dizzyness even
<Eddi|zuHause>
that day i decided i'll never watch a movie in 3D again that wasn't actually filmed in 3D
<XXCoder>
now, i probably would have wanted to die
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's not about motion sickness or anything... it's just terrible craft uprendering 2D movies into 3D
<XXCoder>
yea it was for me though lol
<XXCoder>
and I remember one movie, it was like planes of depth
<XXCoder>
not actual gradient
<XXCoder>
i enjoyed movie anyway but yeah was definitely noticable and slightly annoying
<Eddi|zuHause>
there exists only one proper 3D movie...
<Mat2ch>
which one?
<Eddi|zuHause>
the first one
<Eddi|zuHause>
all the other movies are "we're actually too cheap to invest in 3D cameras"
<Eddi|zuHause>
and the results are just horrible
<Mat2ch>
The first one, meaning Avatar?
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes
<Eddi|zuHause>
(note: i haven't actually been in a cinema since 2019)
<Mat2ch>
I think I haven't been either.
<Mat2ch>
I saw Avatar in the cinema. The movie wasn't that great storywise, but the scene from the falling ash is burnt into my brain
<Mat2ch>
that was like being there
<sandbox>
I don't think I've been in a cinema since 2007
<XXCoder>
since 2020 for me. early summer
<XXCoder>
well earlier actually. it was only few months into 2020
<Eddi|zuHause>
most countries shut everything down during march of 2020
<Eddi|zuHause>
that usually included cinemas, because of air conditioning and recycled air
<XXCoder>
usa went on pretty long while before closing
<XXCoder>
tacoma was one of earliest covid hit areas in wa state
<XXCoder>
seattle was first
<XXCoder>
yet no closure for months
<Eddi|zuHause>
that's probably drifting into politics
<sandbox>
yeah
<XXCoder>
sort of.
<Mat2ch>
Eddi|zuHause: I think the air conditioning in the cinema itself exchanges the air and not just recycles it. This would mean the cinema hall itself could be reasonably fine
<Mat2ch>
But all the other rooms... well
<XXCoder>
i remember reading about UV light that does not harm people but does destroy viruses germs in air
<XXCoder>
wonder if it will come to be
<sandbox>
that's what the little things on the walls of the Millennium Falcon were supposed to do
<XXCoder>
lol
<FLHerne>
ditto re. Avatar
<FLHerne>
it's not a great movie as such, but the 3D awed me to an extent very few other experiences have
<FLHerne>
for me it was the floating islands, literally jaw-dropping
<XXCoder>
only watched first one. amazing show but yeah story is pretty thin lol
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<darsie>
.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You contemplate life as you sit lonely in a KSP forum. It's extremely complex and high risk.
<XXCoder>
complex life
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to discover how far down the stack of turtles really goes. This does not confirm Half-Life 3. Quite the opposite, in fact.
<XXCoder>
well yeah im not looking at right place
<darsie>
Sitting is the new smoking.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put a partially-disassembled B787_300 into a very large plane. Your kerbals are mashed into something amazingly like mystery goo.
<darsie>
A Man Played Video Games Nonstop For 73 Hours. This Is What Happened To His Organs.
<Eddi|zuHause>
is this a "this is your brain on video games" campaign?
<darsie>
Guy sat for 73 h. A blood clot formed in a leg vein and as he got up it travelled into the lung and he died.
<darsie>
<LunchBot> You contemplate life as you sit lonely in a KSP forum. It's extremely complex and high risk.
<Eddi|zuHause>
... that's probably not a result of the 73h
<Eddi|zuHause>
but the months and years before that
<darsie>
doesn't say so in the video.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i'm not watching the video. but he probably didn't spend a sporty outdoors life for the last 10 years and then sat down for 3 days
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You imagine six impossible things before breakfast. The whole experience is Type 3 fun.
<Eddi|zuHause>
wow. type 3.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You run out of duct tape. MOM! Phineas and Ferb are building a rocket again!
<Eddi|zuHause>
... and they used up all my duct tape, mom!
<sandbox>
1337
<darsie>
.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to build a Single Stage To Ocean spaceplane. The kerbals from the Titanic Hindenburg haunt you for the rest of your days.
<sandbox>
nice
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to post the most cringe spacecraft possible... The mission's stakeholders are furious, but the steakholders are too busy eating to care.
<Mat2ch>
It is incredible how well some answers fit.
<Mat2ch>
Now mix in some statistical weightning and it looks almost too real.
<LunchBot>
Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming. Kerbals everywhere celebrate their increased life span.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You recruit the pilot Wimp Lo Kerman.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You recruit the pilot Wimp Lo Kerman.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You forget to remove the pitot tube covers before your flight.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You forget to remove the pitot tube covers before your flight.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add The KSC has banned toothpicks on spacecraft. Which means Bill's bologna sandwich becomes delaminated; and pineapple slices drift into the ventilation system.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The KSC has banned toothpicks on spacecraft. Which means Bill's bologna sandwich becomes delaminated; and pineapple slices drift into the ventilation system.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add At least that planet was uninhabited.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: At least that planet was uninhabited.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
why aren't those outcomes?
<Althego>
there is a mission or outcome about this. the channel argues about whether this is a mission or outcome
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes
<KrazyKrl>
those aren't outcomes because they have no effects.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission search outcome
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "search outcome".
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission outcome
<LunchBot>
Icefire gets fed up with silly missions and outcomes.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome outcome
<LunchBot>
Your outcome tabs B787_300.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome mission
<LunchBot>
It turns out that Quantium was involved the entire time, and everything that could go possibly go wrong did, but it all cancelled out and the mission was a success.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome mission or outcome
<LunchBot>
You lose contact with mission control when peer resets your connection.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome "mission or outcome"
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching ""mission or outcome"".
<raptop>
So you might get a blue-ish blackbody, or it might be flat (if you get synchrotron emission-related weirdness). Then there are the emission lines, which might be narrow or absurdly broadened if they're from the inner accretion disk