<LunchBot>
Even though Allthumbs Kerman dropped your command module oxygen tank 2 inches, you decide to fly with it anyway. The last thing you see is a Blue Sky of Death.
<Althego>
hehe
<packbart>
4 different type-variants for String::to_int(), 3 different behaviours, a unit-test tests one of them and verifies that it behaves exactly not as documented. And the code is probably so old that a lot of other code relies on each of their peculiarities. Game engines...
<packbart>
"I'll quickly fix this integer parser bug so I can finally distinguish all my stars" rrright :)
<packbart>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You strap Bobs guitar to a booster and send it to Eve. Due to gravitational lensing, you miss your target.
<packbart>
Well, at least that cursed guitar is gonee!
<XXCoder>
lol both fun missions
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You make a vehicle out of physicsless parts. You are swarmed by drones. Fortunately(?) they are from Yelp and drop burritos on you.
<XXCoder>
yay lots burritos! time to have party!
<XXCoder>
I guess someone approved of my vehicle
<raptop>
that's a terrifyingly ancient outcome
<raptop>
(the Yelp burrito bomber was in like 2013)
<XXCoder>
fun lol
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stream started
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5 min
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30 sec
<Althego>
success
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hello
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add A kerbal named Maxwell sees, through the storm, three descending streams of fire and then nothing but darkness. All sound is torn away by the wind.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A kerbal named Maxwell sees, through the storm, three descending streams of fire and then nothing but darkness. All sound is torn away by the wind.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You name your new vessel in the style of Iain M Banks Culture series. By the time Jebediah manages to decelerate, the universe is nearing heat death.
<Eddi|zuHause>
what do we learn? naming things is an important art
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The explosion was so massive that up arrow notation isn't large enough to describe the explosion's yield.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The explosion was so massive that up arrow notation isn't large enough to describe the explosion's yield.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You get this bot banned by spamming ;mission too much. All of Kerbin explodes because of your carelessness.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preparation of porkchop plots. You exit the realm of possiblity.
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes, i get furious if i don't get my lunch
<KrazyKrl>
the bigger issue is being so unsanitary that you were reported during mission planning.
<XXCoder>
;missiom
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You publicly admit you play KSP for fun. You try to put out the fire with Nukage and make KSC unusable for 1337 years, the half life of Blutonium.
<XXCoder>
aw no more ksp?
<Eddi|zuHause>
people just got too weak...
<Eddi|zuHause>
just move to one of the other locations :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
on other topic: how low must the contamination be to be reusable after just one halflife period?
<KrazyKrl>
about double the dangerous dose.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Atmosphere? Where we go we don't need an atmosphere!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Atmosphere? Where we go we don't need an atmosphere!
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The milkshakes began attracting excessive attention due to setting off several systems relating to the early warning of tsunamis.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The milkshakes began attracting excessive attention due to setting off several systems relating to the early warning of tsunamis.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
<KrazyKrl>
yes, due to the reading on the Richter scale.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add Are you just crazy or also insane?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Are you just crazy or also insane?
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Fortunately, this course of action was the most sane thing you could think of.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Fortunately, this course of action was the most sane thing you could think of.
<XXCoder>
oh boy
<XXCoder>
that'd be fun with some insane missions
<XXCoder>
;mission add Jeb want to do a very close flyby of Mun. Close enough for Jeb to slap Mun land on way past.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb want to do a very close flyby of Mun. Close enough for Jeb to slap Mun land on way past.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add Each time someone suggests you need more struts you double the struts.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Each time someone suggests you need more struts you double the struts.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The void calls to you. Your craft becomes completely entangled in the Quantum.
<XXCoder>
thus is it called into void
<Eddi|zuHause>
sounds a bit like event horizon :)
<XXCoder>
dont ever view the recording of crew part in slow lol
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your rocket suffers from turbopump-rich exhaust.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your rocket suffers from turbopump-rich exhaust.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i don't think i ever understood what that movie was about
<XXCoder>
its a horror movie
<XXCoder>
so of course it doesnt
<KrazyKrl>
event horizon is part of the 40k universe; obviously.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add The Ultramarines touch down on Kerbin.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The Ultramarines touch down on Kerbin.
<Althego>
and guess what, kerbals are green, so...
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The Ultramarines touchdown.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Ultramarines touchdown.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You deploy the parachutes at stage 0.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You deploy the parachutes at stage 0.
<XXCoder>
lol
<Eddi|zuHause>
check your staging
<Althego>
if you need a t-shirt, check yo stagin
<XXCoder>
;outcome add You fix the staging. Once again.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You fix the staging. Once again.
<Althego>
tomak save the earth, again
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add In the mission simulator, you fix your staging while fixing your staging.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: In the mission simulator, you fix your staging while fixing your staging.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add At least you have really mastered the art of counting backwards.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: At least you have really mastered the art of counting backwards.
<XXCoder>
;outcome add How many times did you fix staging again?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: How many times did you fix staging again?
<Eddi|zuHause>
what annoys me even more is that each time you revert back to VAB, you have to do crew assignment again...
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your rocket suffers from a divide by stage 0 error.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your rocket suffers from a divide by stage 0 error.
<Eddi|zuHause>
... how many times i've launched with the wrong tourists, or no tourists, or too many tourists
<XXCoder>
i remember that ksp comic
<XXCoder>
theres land rover mission, and last frame was newspaper with quote "we forgot to add camera to rover!"
<XXCoder>
very ksp
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You take a ground sample of the lens cap.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You take a ground sample of the lens cap.
<Eddi|zuHause>
hm... space grade plastic. must be sign of life
<XXCoder>
;outcome add You forgot to add mission-critical parts.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You forgot to add mission-critical parts.
<KrazyKrl>
I mean, isn't any microplastic in an astronaut's blood technically space-grade?
<Eddi|zuHause>
i think astronaut blood is also a sign of life :p
<packbart>
Eddi|zuHause: the crew re-assignment on revert only happens since I use the Crew R&R mod. Stock KSP used to keep the crew selection revert to VAB. at least as far as I can remember :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace your red flags with red balloons. The number of stranded kerbals only increases.
<Eddi|zuHause>
did the number reach 99?
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use a Mainsail's exhaust stream to brew coffee. The kobolds are using only javelins.
<Eddi|zuHause>
*note* try Javelin instead of Mainsail for coffee next time
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe they're onto something?
<raptop>
"Your rocket suffers from a divide by stage 0 error." sounds more like an outcome than a mission
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
During an emergency, you activate the Emergency Medical Holographic Program. Your rocket barely survives; and all the in-flight entertainment is destroyed... Except for the VCR and a VHS tape of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
raptop: why must i think of "can we please reintroduce spacebar heating?" :p
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spam kmath with ;mission. You don't have enough charge to operate your solar panels.
<Eddi|zuHause>
dangit...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You forget that while kerbals don't need to eat, you do. Your Proton rocket undergoes supersymmetric decay, emitting a "Positron" SRB and a "Neutrino" micro-SSTO.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light. The friendship drive charges.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Following UmbralRaptop's advice, you switch from CSV to FITS for storing your tabular data. The KAL-1000 looks at the options and asks to play a nice game of chess instead.
<raptop>
Eddi|zuHause: I mean, that xkcd is a reasonable interpretation
<Eddi|zuHause>
this mission spam isn't working...
<raptop>
!8ball Should I fly safe?
<LunchBot>
Probably not.
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<raptop>
!8ball Should Eddi fly safe?
<LunchBot>
DECEARING EGG.
* raptop
head tilt
<Eddi|zuHause>
the flying is usually fine...
<Eddi|zuHause>
the landing however... :p
<raptop>
A lot of of the time it's just taking forever to get the plane to a speed where touching down is safe >.>
<Eddi|zuHause>
a lot of the time the ground isn't quite flat enough...
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