raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Common sense should have predicted this outcome.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Common sense should have predicted this outcome.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> Jeb's hibernation suit fails mere weeks into his return journey from Eeloo. Through years of total isolation in the blackness of space, his mind is warped beyond recognition. Internet Explorer is now known as Internet Exploder.
<XXCoder> wow thats so warped joke
<Eddi|zuHause> that does explain a lot, though :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You design a series of planetary probes around the paradigm of exchanging reaction mass for ablative lithobraking equipment. Your rocket ceases current operations and commences dubstep.
<Eddi|zuHause> hm... lithobreakdance might have been more fitting :p
<XXCoder> hah
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<Althego> launch in about 2.5 minutes
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<cringe> ISS Urine Tank Level: 8%
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<packbart> "I was born in Düsseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf"
<packbart> scnrn
<NeckoGecko> О_о
<NeckoGecko> Дusseldwarf :>
<XXCoder> kessel run dwarf
<XXCoder> ;)
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to create an extraplanetary launchpad. Your actions cause an XK-class [DATA EXPUNGED]
<XXCoder> whoo dangerous to set a launchpad on other worlds it seems
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You scrub your rocket very hard. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.
<XXCoder> doh must have flipped something while scrubbing.
<sandbox> ;mission
<LunchBot> You make your slides in LaTeX instead of PowerPoint. You accidentally find Hoffa after crash landing at a yard.
<Eddi|zuHause> i don't think i've ever used powerpoint
<sandbox> years ago I found a bug in it
<packbart> well, at least with all that LaTeX, you didn't leave any fingerprints on ol' Hoffa
<XXCoder> finally, mystery solved
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<Izzy> !mission add To comply with submission requirements, you screenshot your LaTeX mission proposal and embed it in a Word document.
<LunchBot> Added mission: To comply with submission requirements, you screenshot your LaTeX mission proposal and embed it in a Word document.
<Eddi|zuHause> that's missing out important steps like printing out, faxing, and scanning back in
<XXCoder> wood table is needed also
<XXCoder> to take photo of print on it
<Eddi|zuHause> actually, you can also replace scanning in with someone manually typing it
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<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You realize that the stars actually are the souls of your ancestors
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You realize that the stars actually are the souls of your ancestors
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/ancestors/ancestors./
<LunchBot> New text is: You realize that the stars actually are the souls of your ancestors.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You search for the Mysterious Cities of Kerbin. Extending legal jurisdiction to outer space is suddenly a priority.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission roads
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "roads".
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
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<Althego> leet time
<FLHerne> .outcome add You require a moment to recontextualize the transitory nature of organic life.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You require a moment to recontextualize the transitory nature of organic life.
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You murder a microwave for its magnetron and install it in your rocket. Common sense should have predicted this outcome.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You forget that while kerbals don't need to eat, you do. This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You debone a porkchop plot. The quadratic formula explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly x squareds.
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<raptop> huh, one of the 40k games is free on steam (and gog has a goodies pack) https://store.steampowered.com/app/489630/Warhammer_40000_Gladius__Relics_of_War/
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<sandbox> I got it yesterday... another game added to my account that I'll never play
<sandbox> I also got "Hue", whatever that is
<raptop> hah
<raptop> Imagine if collecting games playing games were the same hobby
<KrazyKrl> man, the only things i seem to collect is anguish and spam voicemails.
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You try a propellant combination you read about on Derek Lowe's blog. Help, I'm trapped in a mission factory.
<raptop> KrazyKrl: you should collect games, then!
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to reach orbit with a portal gun. Pictures taken during your trip are ignored by everyone.
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<Althego> Why Japan's Moon Lander Crashed Due to An Unbelievable Computer Bug
<Eddi|zuHause> is it worse than mixing incompatible metric an imperial units?
<Althego> no
<Althego> software bugs, typical. the problem is, you can easily add large amounts of complexity in software, and then you have a lot of unchecked behavior, even if you try to test everything
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<sandbox> it didn't run !mission before running the mission
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You install a flux capacitor on your rocket in an attempt to travel back in time. The resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling new world of nuclear taquitos.
<raptop> mmm... taquitos...
<Eddi|zuHause> that sounds weirdly plausible
<Althego> hehe
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<Mat2ch> !mission add You type !fission instead of !mission.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You type !fission instead of !mission.
<Eddi|zuHause> yesterday i typed !nission
<raptop> I thought that was already a mission?
<raptop> !mission ;fission
<LunchBot> Your finger slips, and you type ";fission" instead of ";mission."
<Mat2ch> oh, great :P
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You build a giant Orffyreus's wheel to satisfy your power needs. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
<XXCoder> using those wheels? :P
<raptop> Yes (somehow)
<XXCoder> if I had time machine id love to take a peek on his design
<XXCoder> even if its an scam, i want to see how it lasted a weel
<XXCoder> erm 2 weeks but yeah
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<raptop> Meanwhile on the KSP2 discord, it's literally impossible to say one of the new engine names because of the word filter
<raptop> (The Trumpet Methalox Engine)
<darsie> The Trumpet Methalox Engine
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