raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
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<FLHerne> ;mission add You are contracted by the United Nations of Kerbin to deliver (and distribute!) food for a giant space habitat.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You are contracted by the United Nations of Kerbin to deliver (and distribute!) food for a giant space habitat.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You press the big, jolly, red, candy-like button. Your orbital railgun is too literal; now you need some orbital trains.
<Mat2ch> lol
<Mat2ch> Who put that outcome there
<Mat2ch> That's hillarious :D
<XXCoder> no idea lol
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You turn on the radio whilst crossing the event horizon. The resulting explosion is mostly harmless.
<XXCoder> black hole no like radio
<FLHerne> That was mine, I think
<XXCoder> which?
<FLHerne> (the orbital trains)
<XXCoder> ahh well nice one lol
<Mat2ch> hehe
<Mat2ch> yeah
<Mat2ch> had a good laugh
<Mat2ch> !outcome Crickets
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Crickets".
<Mat2ch> !outcome Cricket
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Cricket".
<Mat2ch> !outcome cricket
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "cricket".
<FLHerne> ;mission add You commit 'negligent regicide' against the robot king of an O'Neill cylinder.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You commit 'negligent regicide' against the robot king of an O'Neill cylinder.
<Mat2ch> !outcome add Only cricket noises remain.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Only cricket noises remain.
<Mat2ch> !outcome tumbleweed
<LunchBot> A lone tumbleweed rolls through space.
<Mat2ch> nice.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Jeb does something questionable in the cargo bay. Cirno is embarassed by your poor math skills.
* Mat2ch should be working right now...
<FLHerne> ;mission add To discourage use of a gigantic hyperspace death-ray, you turn its barrel into a civilian space habitat.
<LunchBot> Added mission: To discourage use of a gigantic hyperspace death-ray, you turn its barrel into a civilian space habitat.
* FLHerne has been archive-binging Schlock Mercenary again :p
<Mat2ch> And I need a plan.
<Mat2ch> And something to bite.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You switch to Kerbix. All hail probe!
<Althego> kerbix?
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<KrazyKrl> It's like unix, but more green and less environmentally friendly.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The international community frowns due to your shenanigans.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The international community frowns due to your shenanigans.
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Due to an interaction between your spaceplane and a past lightcone; you enter a hyperbolic chamber.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Due to an interaction between your spaceplane and a past lightcone; you enter a hyperbolic chamber.
<Althego> ;outcome add Your ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead and alive at the same time.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead and alive at the same time.
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The only evidence remaining of your failure is a tiny blip in a gravitational wave detector on the other side of the galaxy.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The only evidence remaining of your failure is a tiny blip in a gravitational wave detector on the other side of the galaxy.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The Men in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The Men in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
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<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Any survivors of the explosion wind up with a totally unrelated case of Vanadium poisoning.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Any survivors of the explosion wind up with a totally unrelated case of Vanadium poisoning.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You modify the Vernor thrustor to dispense soda. Exposure to vacuum voids the warranty on over half the parts of your rocket upon arrival in orbit.
<KrazyKrl> sticky.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Against all odds (and laws); you proceed to the launch site.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Against all odds (and laws); you proceed to the launch site.
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* FLHerne has been archive-binging Schlock Mercenary again :p
<FLHerne> oops
<FLHerne> ;outcome fixup s/Men/Kerbals/
<LunchBot> New text is: The Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<KrazyKrl> Pizza the hut was found dead in his stretched limo today; he ate himself to death.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Due to a merchandising agreement between Mel Brooks and George Lucas; your plan of a Spaceballs Space Program is denied.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Due to a merchandising agreement between Mel Brooks and George Lucas; your plan of a Spaceballs Space Program is denied.
<FLHerne> ;mission add You use a plastic bucket as a radome.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You use a plastic bucket as a radome.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your slippers just aren't warm enough on this spaceship; so you turn up the furnace... completely forgetting that the furnace requires oxygen from the crew compartment.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your slippers just aren't warm enough on this spaceship; so you turn up the furnace... completely forgetting that the furnace requires oxygen from the crew compartment.
<KrazyKrl> Why did they install a furnace on a spaceship? Quiet you.
* KrazyKrl shakes fist
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> Newton's cannonball splashes everyone sitting poolside. You better look out, and you better not cry. Santa is coming for you in an XB-70 Valkyr-eye.
<KrazyKrl> Ahh yes, the nuclear naughty list.
<sandbox> here come the Kerbals in Black
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Lucky for you, you brain good. Unlucky for you, you brain gooded not earlier enough.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Lucky for you, you brain good. Unlucky for you, you brain gooded not earlier enough.
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Through quantum shenanigans; everything everywhere is slightly less round than before.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Through quantum shenanigans; everything everywhere is slightly less round than before.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsu.e
<LunchBot> Added mission: You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsu.e
<KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/capsu.e/capsule.
<LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/capsule./capsu.e
<LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/capsu.e/capsule./
<LunchBot> New text is: You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsule.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter.
<LunchBot> Added mission: LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter.
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<FLHerne> ;outcome add You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
<sandbox> ;mission
<LunchBot> You have the bored computer replaced with a Dell laptop. Moon's big.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Mission Control asks you to do a grand tour. An update to KSP comes out and breaks your saves.
<Eddi|zuHause> same thing as usual...
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> but no more updates
<Eddi|zuHause> i've never actually entered any other planet SOI
<Althego> hehe
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<Eddi|zuHause> somehow i always get stuck in some "local" mission stuff, and lose the big picture
<Althego> do sandbox and set yourself a goal. like duna landing and return
<Althego> that is about as easy as it gets
<Althego> but still not easy if you havent done it before
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<FLHerne> ;mission add You're not stupid, but you think your customers are.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You're not stupid, but you think your customers are.
<raptop> !outcome add bank
<LunchBot> Added outcome: bank
<raptop> !outcome del bank
<LunchBot> "bank" doesn't uniquely specify a outcome, deletion failed!
<raptop> sfdajklarhnglkhaerhg
<raptop> FLHerne: uh, I think you need to fix this?
<FLHerne> oh, that stupid problem
<FLHerne> I should make exact matches always work
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<FLHerne> !outcome del bank
<LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "bank"
<sandbox> bank left
<FLHerne> ;outcome add Bob screams "Bank left!" so you bank left and hit the bank to your left.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bob screams "Bank left!" so you bank left and hit the bank to your left.
<FLHerne> ;outcome fixup s/ to your left.//
<LunchBot> New text is: Bob screams "Bank left!" so you bank left and hit the bank
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<raptop> Tired: bailing out banks
<raptop> Wired: bailing out because your wing clipped a bank
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