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<KrazyKrl>
It's like unix, but more green and less environmentally friendly.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The international community frowns due to your shenanigans.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The international community frowns due to your shenanigans.
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Due to an interaction between your spaceplane and a past lightcone; you enter a hyperbolic chamber.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Due to an interaction between your spaceplane and a past lightcone; you enter a hyperbolic chamber.
<Althego>
;outcome add Your ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead and alive at the same time.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead and alive at the same time.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The only evidence remaining of your failure is a tiny blip in a gravitational wave detector on the other side of the galaxy.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The only evidence remaining of your failure is a tiny blip in a gravitational wave detector on the other side of the galaxy.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The Men in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Men in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Any survivors of the explosion wind up with a totally unrelated case of Vanadium poisoning.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Any survivors of the explosion wind up with a totally unrelated case of Vanadium poisoning.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You modify the Vernor thrustor to dispense soda. Exposure to vacuum voids the warranty on over half the parts of your rocket upon arrival in orbit.
<KrazyKrl>
sticky.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Against all odds (and laws); you proceed to the launch site.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Against all odds (and laws); you proceed to the launch site.
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* FLHerne
has been archive-binging Schlock Mercenary again :p
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
;outcome fixup s/Men/Kerbals/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."
<KrazyKrl>
Pizza the hut was found dead in his stretched limo today; he ate himself to death.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Due to a merchandising agreement between Mel Brooks and George Lucas; your plan of a Spaceballs Space Program is denied.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Due to a merchandising agreement between Mel Brooks and George Lucas; your plan of a Spaceballs Space Program is denied.
<FLHerne>
;mission add You use a plastic bucket as a radome.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You use a plastic bucket as a radome.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your slippers just aren't warm enough on this spaceship; so you turn up the furnace... completely forgetting that the furnace requires oxygen from the crew compartment.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your slippers just aren't warm enough on this spaceship; so you turn up the furnace... completely forgetting that the furnace requires oxygen from the crew compartment.
<KrazyKrl>
Why did they install a furnace on a spaceship? Quiet you.
* KrazyKrl
shakes fist
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Newton's cannonball splashes everyone sitting poolside. You better look out, and you better not cry. Santa is coming for you in an XB-70 Valkyr-eye.
<KrazyKrl>
Ahh yes, the nuclear naughty list.
<sandbox>
here come the Kerbals in Black
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Lucky for you, you brain good. Unlucky for you, you brain gooded not earlier enough.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Lucky for you, you brain good. Unlucky for you, you brain gooded not earlier enough.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Through quantum shenanigans; everything everywhere is slightly less round than before.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Through quantum shenanigans; everything everywhere is slightly less round than before.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsu.e
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsu.e
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/capsu.e/capsule.
<LunchBot>
Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/capsule./capsu.e
<LunchBot>
Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/capsu.e/capsule./
<LunchBot>
New text is: You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsule.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter.
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You have the bored computer replaced with a Dell laptop. Moon's big.