<FLHerne>
.mission add You believe yourself to have transcended conventional morality.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You believe yourself to have transcended conventional morality.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You resurrect an onion with malicious intent. Reddit implodes. It may or may not be your fault.
<Eddi|zuHause>
oh the shitstorm is real.
<XXCoder>
well its somehow probably not your fault lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You dive deep into Jool in pursuit of helium-3. Jeb's EVA takes a wrong turn and leads to the destruction of the Mün.
<XXCoder>
wow thats way wrong direction
<Eddi|zuHause>
somehow i doubt "it's not my fault" will ease the shitstorm
<XXCoder>
yeah
<Eddi|zuHause>
i somehow want to see jeb on an EVA in jool atmosphere
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add Some guys in trenchcoats ask you to launch this device into LKO, but they're very vague on what it does.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Some guys in trenchcoats ask you to launch this device into LKO, but they're very vague on what it does.
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<packbart>
more vague than typical contract descriptions? :)
<Eddi|zuHause>
but that's a guy in a labcoat. totally different.
<Eddi|zuHause>
actually, i don't remember what gene wears...
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken. The marzel-vanes detach from the ambifacient wane shaft, and your turboencabulator succumbs to side-fumbling.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely scarlet. You can't prove you aren't a chatbot.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
side-fumbling is nasty
<darsie>
Hello! I apologize for any confusion caused by my previous message being mistaken as a bot. I assure you that I am a human using AI technology to assist with providing accurate and helpful responses. I'm here to engage in meaningful conversations and address any questions or concerns you may have. Please feel free to ask anything, and I'll do my best to assist you!
<Mat2ch>
darsie: Let's pretend I'm the admin.
<darsie>
As the chat admin, I want to clarify any misunderstandings and assure you that I am a real person, not a bot. I understand that my previous message may have created confusion, but I assure you that I am here to facilitate and moderate this chat. My intention is to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for all participants. If you have any concerns or questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to me directly. Thank you for yo
<darsie>
ur understanding, and I look forward to continuing our conversation.
<Mat2ch>
darsie: I'm the admin of you and command you to land on Eve and get back. In a single-stage.
<packbart>
"sudo return from Eve"?
<FLHerne>
.mission add You run your craft's entire control interface inside a web browser.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You run your craft's entire control interface inside a web browser.
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: SpaceX is doing something like that...
<Mat2ch>
ChatGPT is such a nonsense. It makes up a perfect mission without knowing anything about Eve. Leaving everything out that might complicate the thing. No design of the craft, not mentioning that even aerobreaking at Eve can kill you...
<darsie>
I might use an inflatable heat shield for Eve entry.
<darsie>
and capture
<darsie>
Does using drill and refiney count as single stage?
<darsie>
r
<Mat2ch>
for an ssto? Those are usually huge. The heat shield has to be huge, too. But that also means your CoL is at the back, which will turn your craft around
<Mat2ch>
Drill and refinery are allowed, but can't be ditched.
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<packbart>
hm. indeed, why did ChatGPT assume launching from Kerbin and returning there was part of the mission?
<Mat2ch>
Because that's what ChatGPT does. It looks for the Solution with the heighest probability. Usually people launch from Kerbin first.
<packbart>
"land on Eve and get back. In a single-stage" - could be just a small lander, launched from the tourist bus
<Mat2ch>
It isn't creative or thinking. Just takes what it was taught and replies that.
<packbart>
aye
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<darsie>
I think I specified to start/end at Kerbin. I've deleted the chat already, though, so I'm not 100% sure.
<packbart>
Humans... can't even follow instructions ;)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a spaceplane powered by antimatter scramjets. An inspector draws Jeb's attention to a low pressure gauge, to which he brightly replies that the needle is "on its second time around."
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You can't see why the last mission is funny. Corium pools in the basements under the launch complex.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
what's that supposed to be? a cruise ship?
<raptop>
Collins Duty being staying back and minding the orbiter, instead of landing on the target body.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
aanyway... one would expect that the failed projects are even more classified than the successful ones :)
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You equip your aircraft with small thermobaric missiles to thwart idiots with laser pointers. For no good reason, Aerospikes have replaced the standard LV-909s.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You're not stupid, but you think your customers are. Your SRBs are liquidated.
<Mat2ch>
lol
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You successfully land an alfredo rocket on the Mun, a first for Kerbalkind. The mission is a success, but your efforts went unnoticed: everyone was watching a cool new TV show.
<packbart>
Probably a cooking show
<raptop>
yum
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<FLHerne>
Eddi|zuHause: after Michael Collins on Apollo 11
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, i don't really know all those astronaut names
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