raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Kapybaras were wildly OP, and have been nerfed.
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<Eddi|zuHause> if we haven't heard anything from the crew by now, probably not :p
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Bill installs a TV so large it clips through the walls. The FAA grounds you for another hundred years.
<Althego> good
<Althego> the punishment for the tv
<raptop> Bill should have known that part clipping was demonic
<Althego> it could be compounded by an other crime, like using a smart tv
<raptop> !outcome pope condems
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "pope condems".
<raptop> !outcome vatican
<LunchBot> Your use of part clipping is denounced by the Vatican as demonic.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome condemn
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "condemn".
<Althego> hehe
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<raptop> in which my spelling error doesn't matter?
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Turns out the spelling mistakes didn't matter.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Turns out the spelling mistakes didn't matter.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You open the Gate of Babylon. But how?
<Eddi|zuHause> asking the big questions now...
<XXCoder> easy one though
<XXCoder> grasp a handle. pull
<XXCoder> push if theres sign to say push
<Eddi|zuHause> do you know the babylonian word for push?
<XXCoder> I dont but im sure someone knows ;)
<Eddi|zuHause> you see, every question just breeds more questions. never an answer.
<Eddi|zuHause> it's questions all the way down
<XXCoder> its best scam of all
<XXCoder> scientists will never be done
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<raptop> So what's on the other side of the gate, anyway? Gozer?
<Eddi|zuHause> only one way to find out...
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<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add When will you ever learn.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: When will you ever learn.
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The eyes of children widen whenever they hear this tale.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The eyes of children widen whenever they hear this tale.
<raptop> !outcome nightmare
<LunchBot> You succeed beyond your wildest nightmares.
<raptop> !outcome nightmare
<LunchBot> You discover the real reason it's called CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.
<raptop> !outcome nightmare
<LunchBot> You discover the real reason it's called CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.
<raptop> hrm
<raptop> ah
<raptop> !outcome memories
<LunchBot> Years later, you sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from the memories of their screams.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You question the value of orbital mechanics software written in FORTRAN. A kerbal has gone missing.
<Eddi|zuHause> i think this is backwards :p
<raptop> The kerbal would have been trackable with the previous software!
<raptop> anyway, I'm like 80% certain that the mission is refrencing MERCURY6
<Eddi|zuHause> i'd put it in the category of "REAL programmers use <X>"
<Eddi|zuHause> otherwise, FORTRAN is probably not the worst language to write a phyisics simulation with
<Althego> there is nothign wrong with fortran
<Eddi|zuHause> it was probably THE BIG THING like 40 years ago
<Althego> by that time it was old
<Eddi|zuHause> s/old/well tested/ :p
<Althego> fortran is one of the first programming languages
<Althego> modern fortran is even livable
<Eddi|zuHause> but there is a "fortran 90"
<Althego> that is old too there are newer ones
<Eddi|zuHause> but it would have been new 40 years ago
<Althego> 90 is 33 years away
<Althego> 77 is kind of dumb
<Althego> but basically most old code is built on some variant of that
<Althego> looking at you nonstandard extensions in dec fortran
<raptop> !mission add You use your exhaust plume to perform a Rapid Unscheduled Dig.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You use your exhaust plume to perform a Rapid Unscheduled Dig.
<Izzy> spengies moment
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<darsie> 1337
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<KrazyKrl> ;mission satinist
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "satinist".
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your crew become satinists.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your crew become satinists.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You launch an epic mission destined to bring the Magic Boulder back to Kerbin. The mission is a success, but your efforts went unnoticed: everyone was watching a cool new TV show.
<Althego> hehe
<sandbox> ;mission satirist
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "satirist".
<KrazyKrl> ;mission wrong on the internet
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "wrong on the internet".
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to correct a wrong statement on the internet.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to correct a wrong statement on the internet.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You upgrade your shipboard computers to Ubuntu 14.04 LTS. Your mission devolves into a debate over whether its name is an acronym or an initialism.
<Althego> 14.04 lol
<Althego> 9 years
<packbart> well, it's "long term"
<Althego> even long term support must have expired by now
<packbart> your space program doesn't care
<SporkWitch> LTS releases are on 2 year release schedules, and 6 year support schedules, IIRC
<Althego> end of standard support 2019
<Althego> bu end of life is only in 2024
<SporkWitch> correction, for ubuntu it's only 5 years now, 10 if you pay them; i was right about the every 2 years there's a new LTS, though
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome dadly
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "dadly".
<KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your father arrives; and vents all sorts of dadly radiation.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your father arrives; and vents all sorts of dadly radiation.
<Althego> every two years for debian too, but thy seem to be on odd years while ubuntu is on even years
<SporkWitch> makes sense, since ubuntu is downstream from debian; gives them time to play with and modify the upstream debian LTS for their own LTS.
<SporkWitch> also, 2024 for 140.04 is only if you PAID for extended support; mainline support ended in 2019
<Althego> debian is more conservative, the stable is already 1-2 years old when it is released
<Althego> ubuntu probably starts out fro mtesting or outright from sid
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You change your rocket from being perfectly round; to your rocket being practically round.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You change your rocket from being perfectly round; to your rocket being practically round.
<Althego> kinetic kudu and lunar lobster
<Althego> who comes up with these names
<KrazyKrl> humans
<Althego> but anyway debian is an utter failure in naming. buster bullseye bookworm. congratulations you named 3 subsequent versions starting with bu
<Althego> it may be ok for them
<SporkWitch> i for one pay attention to the codename in deciding what to install *eyeroll* lol
<Althego> but i have never seen any toy story, so for me these are just strings
<Althego> so at least for ubuntu you know the ordering by the initial letters
<KrazyKrl> ;mission detroit
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "detroit".
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your rocket makes an emergency "landing" in Detroit.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Your rocket makes an emergency "landing" in Detroit.
<KrazyKrl> ;mission
<LunchBot> You expand your rocket into a Taylor series. Some baffles added to your O'Neill cylinder prevent the unwanted hurricanes.
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You conduct a rendezvous rescue mission. You succeed, but the save corrupts, you forgot to take images, and no one believes you.
<Eddi|zuHause> whatever
<Eddi|zuHause> why would i care what anyone thinks anyway.
<Eddi|zuHause> i'm a strong person on my own
<minas_tirith> Eddi|zuHause, hi
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You don't use correct grammar. Your ship is crushed into a small 1:4:9 rectangular prism.
<raptop> And *that* is why grammar is important
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> somebody must have misunderstood something
<FLHerne> ;outcome add The mission conclusively demonstrates overcaniality, but the naysayers refuse to accept it.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The mission conclusively demonstrates overcaniality, but the naysayers refuse to accept it.
<Althego> also bonus for the 2001 reference
<Althego> what is overcaniality
<raptop> overcanality botes?
<FLHerne> !stupid overcaniality
<LunchBot> According to contemporary scientific theory regarding comparative velocity measurement, all moving objects can be classified into two distinct categories vis-a-vis their velocity potential relative to that of a dog '(Canis lupus familiaris)'. The categories comprise overcaniality (potential for velocities above the maximum possible velocity of a dog) and undercaniality (lacking of the potential for velocities above the maximum possible velocity of a dog).
<FLHerne> !stupid Oort cloud
<LunchBot> "One common argument against the current scientific consensus on overcaniality opines that there are numerous objects (i.e. airplanes, satellites, Oort cloud objects) that travel at or above the maximum possible velocity of a dog. However, this argument has been largely refuted in that velocity measurements of such objects did not take into account contributing factors such as orbital parallax or string theory."
<Althego> heh
<raptop> hm
<FLHerne> I suppose a lot hinges on how you define "possible"
<FLHerne> In principle you could accelerate a dog until its protons collapse or whatever that limit was
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<Althego> possible falcon heavy launch https://youtu.be/YFbp6PVbJQA
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<packbart> hm. TheRegister uses "maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum", they probably should add dogspeed to the converter
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<Az> !mission
<LunchBot> You rewire the comms to play ghetto rap. Kerbals nuke Earth from orbit, just to be sure.
<Az> sounds about right
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