<raptop>
!mission add You use your exhaust plume to perform a Rapid Unscheduled Dig.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You use your exhaust plume to perform a Rapid Unscheduled Dig.
<Izzy>
spengies moment
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<darsie>
1337
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission satinist
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "satinist".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your crew become satinists.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your crew become satinists.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You launch an epic mission destined to bring the Magic Boulder back to Kerbin. The mission is a success, but your efforts went unnoticed: everyone was watching a cool new TV show.
<Althego>
hehe
<sandbox>
;mission satirist
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "satirist".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission wrong on the internet
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "wrong on the internet".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You attempt to correct a wrong statement on the internet.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to correct a wrong statement on the internet.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You upgrade your shipboard computers to Ubuntu 14.04 LTS. Your mission devolves into a debate over whether its name is an acronym or an initialism.
<Althego>
14.04 lol
<Althego>
9 years
<packbart>
well, it's "long term"
<Althego>
even long term support must have expired by now
<packbart>
your space program doesn't care
<SporkWitch>
LTS releases are on 2 year release schedules, and 6 year support schedules, IIRC
<Althego>
end of standard support 2019
<Althego>
bu end of life is only in 2024
<SporkWitch>
correction, for ubuntu it's only 5 years now, 10 if you pay them; i was right about the every 2 years there's a new LTS, though
<Althego>
ubuntu probably starts out fro mtesting or outright from sid
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You change your rocket from being perfectly round; to your rocket being practically round.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You change your rocket from being perfectly round; to your rocket being practically round.
<Althego>
kinetic kudu and lunar lobster
<Althego>
who comes up with these names
<KrazyKrl>
humans
<Althego>
but anyway debian is an utter failure in naming. buster bullseye bookworm. congratulations you named 3 subsequent versions starting with bu
<Althego>
it may be ok for them
<SporkWitch>
i for one pay attention to the codename in deciding what to install *eyeroll* lol
<Althego>
but i have never seen any toy story, so for me these are just strings
<Althego>
so at least for ubuntu you know the ordering by the initial letters
<KrazyKrl>
;mission detroit
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "detroit".
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your rocket makes an emergency "landing" in Detroit.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your rocket makes an emergency "landing" in Detroit.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You expand your rocket into a Taylor series. Some baffles added to your O'Neill cylinder prevent the unwanted hurricanes.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You conduct a rendezvous rescue mission. You succeed, but the save corrupts, you forgot to take images, and no one believes you.
<Eddi|zuHause>
whatever
<Eddi|zuHause>
why would i care what anyone thinks anyway.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i'm a strong person on my own
<minas_tirith>
Eddi|zuHause, hi
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You don't use correct grammar. Your ship is crushed into a small 1:4:9 rectangular prism.
<raptop>
And *that* is why grammar is important
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
somebody must have misunderstood something
<FLHerne>
;outcome add The mission conclusively demonstrates overcaniality, but the naysayers refuse to accept it.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The mission conclusively demonstrates overcaniality, but the naysayers refuse to accept it.
<Althego>
also bonus for the 2001 reference
<Althego>
what is overcaniality
<raptop>
overcanality botes?
<FLHerne>
!stupid overcaniality
<LunchBot>
According to contemporary scientific theory regarding comparative velocity measurement, all moving objects can be classified into two distinct categories vis-a-vis their velocity potential relative to that of a dog '(Canis lupus familiaris)'. The categories comprise overcaniality (potential for velocities above the maximum possible velocity of a dog) and undercaniality (lacking of the potential for velocities above the maximum possible velocity of a dog).
<FLHerne>
!stupid Oort cloud
<LunchBot>
"One common argument against the current scientific consensus on overcaniality opines that there are numerous objects (i.e. airplanes, satellites, Oort cloud objects) that travel at or above the maximum possible velocity of a dog. However, this argument has been largely refuted in that velocity measurements of such objects did not take into account contributing factors such as orbital parallax or string theory."
<Althego>
heh
<raptop>
hm
<FLHerne>
I suppose a lot hinges on how you define "possible"
<FLHerne>
In principle you could accelerate a dog until its protons collapse or whatever that limit was
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